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The manuscript of Valentine's Day blind date on Qixi.
Qixi blind date manuscript 1: First, the opening chapter
Opening music: get together
Male host: This is a harvest season. With a good mood, we gather in the warm bookstore of the trade union in xx District and enjoy the warmth and blessings brought by the xx District Government!
Hostess: On the occasion of this legendary Valentine's Day in China, all the trade unions in xx District want to say here, brothers and sisters, you have worked hard!
Male host: today, we are entrusted by the trade union in xx District to build a magpie bridge for single workers in conjunction with several units in xx District! Warmly welcome everyone!
Moderator: Today, we are invited by the grass-roots trade unions of several large enterprises to be guest matchmakers, and sincerely invite everyone to come! Warmly welcome everyone!
Procedure:
Activity: Music rings and two red balloons turn; When the music stops, the red balloon is finished in the hands of a man and a woman.
Reward: reward small gifts.
Punishment: (girl version) imitate animal barking, sing a song, make a face, tell a joke and perform a program.
(Boys' Edition) Girls sit-ups, do sit-ups, walk around the field with girls on their backs, and pretend to confess.
Second, understand the article
Background music: She is walking around.
Male host: Although you don't know me and I don't know you, that's what we do, relying on trade unions to carry our fate through to the end!
Mistress: Although I don't know you and you don't know me, we have a young heart. In this ever-changing land of Longcheng, we hand in hand, heart to heart, come together and jointly complete Jiayuan!
Male host: Please reach out!
Mistress: Please hold out your hand!
Compere: Let's play a game of mutual understanding!
Male host: Let me introduce the rules of the game. The name of this game is "fate is behind a piece of paper"!
Rules of the game: Single men and women pair up to form a partner. Both of them picked up a piece of paper with their index fingers at the same time and moved their fingers to the center of the white paper through the cooperation of a single finger.
Moderator: Today, we organize such a fraternity to tell everyone that there is a lot of love hidden behind a piece of paper. If you have the courage to pierce this paper, there will be a familiar face waiting for your greeting!
Male host: Yes! How many predestinations pass by, and how many lovers get married. Today, let's witness the miracle and let the beautiful love come!
Hostess: With the cooperation of our hero and heroine, a faint white paper will float on the table!
Male host: As a piece of paper is picked up by the forefinger of two predestined friends, our emotional door begins to draw the most beautiful poem!
Third, interactive articles
Background music: the possibility of fate
Man: Even if there was no agreement in previous lives, we waited for each other in this life, but today, we are together!
Woman: Even if we were not engaged in our last life, we are still looking forward to this life. Today, we finally came together!
Male host: blink and I will know what you are thinking!
Mistress: Stamp your feet and I will know how helpless you are!
Male host: This is a mysterious game of mind perception!
Hostess: This is a simple game to test the tacit understanding of the soul!
Male host: If you see the action, you can guess what it means. It's written on paper!
Hostess: If you see the words written on the paper, you will definitely give me more information!
Male host: The world is so wonderful that our hearts are very close!
Hostess: Life is so happy, let's laugh heartily!
Fourth, confession.
Background Music: Willing
Moderator: Are you willing to accompany me through the ups and downs of life?
Hostess: Would you like to spend a short life with me?
Man: I am willing to carry your true love to the end!
Lady: I am willing to share the ups and downs of life with you, high and low!
Male host: I will send the blessing balloon to the other side of life with your help!
Moderator: With your cooperation, I will send my warm heart to the podium!
Moderator: Come on! You fight with me!
Mistress: Come on! I'll hand in the perfect score paper with you!
Male host: Please ask our male and female guests to pick up balloons with your gentle backs and send them to the other side of happiness!
Moderator: Please welcome our male and female guests to send love balloons to the other side of happiness with your coordination!
Five, tempted articles
Background Music: Love Pier
Host: Can we dance a song?
Hostess: Can we go hand in hand?
Moderator: I can't dance!
Mistress: I can't dance either!
Host: Life won't be lonely because we haven't learned to dance yet. It's warm to walk with you!
Mistress: Love won't be sad because there is no bread. With you around, no matter how hard it is, the world of two people is a beautiful paradise!
Male host: Then take a walk hand in hand!
Hostess: Then let you go hand in hand!
Moderator: Then can I ask you to close your eyes?
Mistress: I would like to close my eyes and feel your traction silently. From now on, under your guidance, our life will be more exciting!
Man: I won't let you get a little hurt at any time!
Hostess: No difficulty can stop me from traveling with you!
Male host: We * * * bear the wind and rain!
Hostess: We enjoy the splendor!
Male host: Let's fight together!
Moderator: We * * * create brilliance!
Sixth, bid farewell to the article
Background music: unforgettable tonight
Male host: Time flies, time is like a flowing river!
Lady: Life is not afraid of being short, but true love is like a diamond forever!
Male host: It's in this warm bookstore, leaving our lifelong memories!
Moderator: I heard your voice in the big family of trade unions!
Moderator: Will we have a little regret?
Moderator: Will we have a little attachment?
Moderator: I hope to see you on Tanabata next year!
Woman: I hope this year's wedding scene will be happy!
Male host: Let's raise our glasses to bless the young soul!
Hostess: Let's raise our glasses and cheer for the fate of being late!
Male host: Let us always remember that the trade union is your home!
Moderator: Let us always believe that the trade union is my home!
Qixi blind date manuscript 2: 1, prologue: (music) (host enters)
Dear gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Dear friends.
H: hello, everyone!
M: Travel through time and space, and pursue a thousand-year love.
Female: Meet Tanabata and wait for a lifetime of love.
Man: Heaven and earth meet on Tanabata. Female: Past life, sentimental.
Man: On Qixi Bridge, Antai Home fell in love with Lucheng people.
M: We all know that China is an ancient civilization with a history of 5,000 years. Since ancient times, many ancient and beautiful legends, customs and festivals have been circulated and preserved, reflecting the yearning for a better life of our working people. However, with the development of the times and social changes, many legends and festivals have been forgotten, but some have remained.
W: Today is August in the solar calendar 19, the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, which is what we often call Tanabata. In recent years, Tanabata has been called China's Valentine's Day by the younger generation in China. I believe we are all familiar with the ancient and beautiful love story about Qixi.
Man: Cowherd can knit a girl, which is a long story.
W: Both China and America are very handsome, and they have built a bridge between human beings.
Man: Join hands with China and the United States to bloom the roses of our love and let youth leave immortal poems.
Female: Fate gathers Antai homeland, and China writes a new chapter on Valentine's Day.
M: Aetna Health Association, let's start now!
First of all, sign in:
With the number and valid identity certificate obtained at the time of registration,
At the gate, register at the sign-in desk to get a blind date card, with the red number plate for the woman and the blue number plate for the man.
The blind date group is a yellow number plate.
Second, the opening of the conference:
1. The host introduced the guests and the media. 2. The guests delivered speeches and cut the ribbon. 3. Opening of the conference, singing and dancing performances.
Woman: Love is life. Extend the olive branch of our friendship and give a deep hug to the lonely heart.
Man: Heart to heart, woman: It seems that dreams and dreams are connected.
M: The dream in my heart weaves a gorgeous rainbow.
Woman: They are a pair of handsome Chinese and American guys who touched us today.
M: It's China and the United States, which gives us time to get together.
Attached are the programs and program strings of the Chinese Valentine's Day blind date:
Love is touching:
1. Prop: a computer; Eight small tables; A Zhang Aixin card and post-it notes are erected on each table;
2. Activity content: The host randomly selects 1 member, and selects 8 members on the spot according to its friend selection criteria.
Pairing with them on the stage; The member selected by the computer is called the red party, and the eight members paired with it are called the blue party. pass by
Blue raised her hand and asked the red side a question, and the red side answered. According to the red side's answer, if the blue side is satisfied, it will leave a love card, indicating that it is willing to stay on the stage and enter the next round of red anti-election. The red side chooses to ask two people who leave their love cards alone or at the same time (less than two people ask questions directly), and the blue side confesses to the red side to win extra points for themselves; The red side chooses the last choice, and chooses a hand, that is, the pairing is successful; If there is no favorite hand-holding object left on the stage, choose to leave, and the pairing fails. Couples who are successfully paired will participate in the back.
Love interactive game links.
Eight minutes to make friends:
1. Props: Seven long tables and chairs are arranged neatly. Each long table can be arranged with seven pairs of seats facing each other. Each table
Seven seat number plates, four plates of love candy and a rose, and 49 red cards with seat numbers and 49.
A blue card with a seat number, live music. 2. Activities:
A) Draw lots (completely random) This lady will draw a red card with her seat number clearly written on it. This seat
The tag number remains the same throughout. The blue card drawn by the man shows the seat sequence numbers of the seven ladies he wants to talk to. B) At the beginning of the activity, the live romantic music plays, and the lady sits at the corresponding table according to the number drawn;
According to the lottery arrangement, the man begins to talk to the woman with the corresponding number, and every seven minutes, the organizer will make a musical mention.
It means that the lady doesn't move, and the man moves to the next table according to the number and starts another seven-minute conversation.
C) After making friends for seven minutes, participants must keep the dating cards issued by "Destiny's Tanabata-Thousand People Dating Conference".
Write down the number of the person you want to continue to associate with on the card, and indicate the person you want to meet again at the mark.
For emotional, friendship or business reasons, give the card to the activity staff, and the staff will check the successful speed dating men and women on the spot according to the collected information, and inform the other party of their contact information, so that the two sides can communicate freely in the next step and participate in the next round of game interaction d) Seven minutes and seven rules.
You can't ask each other's real names. Everyone has only one number or nickname.
You can't ask the other party's phone number, email address and other contact information. Can't ask each other's detailed address.
You can't ask someone if they want to date alone.
Love interactive game: Ten successful couples participate in the game, and the game is divided into three links. Every link gets love according to excellent results, and love is attached to the players.
After the competition, according to the number of love, three couples, namely, the perfect couple award, the tacit couple award and the sweet couple award, will receive corresponding prizes. 1. Cloud chasing the moon:
1) Props: 10 red balloon, 10 purple balloon.
2) Grouping: Ten couples are divided into red and purple groups, with 5 pairs in each group.
3) Rules of the game: two groups compete together, and each group's ankles are tied together and tied with two corresponding colors.
Balloons, the whistle begins, chasing each other's balloons that step on others' feet, and stepping on all balloons in the other team is victory. The winning group gets two loves for each pair.
2. Soul mate: (Show me and I'll guess)
1) Prop: vocabulary card
2) Rules of the game: Each team plays in turn, with two people in each team, one gesturing and the other guessing. In the process of guessing words,
You can use actions and words to express what you see, but you are not allowed to say any words contained in the entry, otherwise the entry will be invalid. If you think the vocabulary is hard to guess, or it is difficult for you to draw, you can skip it for no more than three times. The audience under the stage can't remind you.
3) According to the number of items in each pair, get how much love you get. Equip love
1) Props: Two aprons
2) Competition grouping: Ten couples are divided into red and purple groups, with 5 pairs in each group (same as above).
3) Rules of the game: Red and blue teams stand on both sides of the stage, aprons are placed on the man, and when the whistle sounds, the man
Pick up the apron and run to the women's section opposite. The female player puts the apron on the male player, and then the two of them run back together, take off the apron and pass it on to the next teammate in the same group until the last player takes off the apron to play the game.
End. The team that spends the least time wins. The winning team won love twice for each team.
Moderator: Dear leaders and friends,
[Male Host] Ladies and gentlemen, everyone-
Good morning, man and woman!
Everyone has the right to pursue happiness.
[Male Host] Everyone can weave sweet dreams.
[Moderator] XX Luohe Spring Real Estate Exhibition and the Second Wedding Industry Expo arrived as scheduled. This is the activity site of the "blind date conference". Let's bathe in the sunshine of fate together.
[Male Host] This blind date meeting was exclusively hosted by Luohe Century Marriage Center. I hope everyone will take an active part, make a bold confession, communicate sincerely and find true love.
[Moderator] In order to run this "blind date" well, Xintiandi Fitness Club, Cashier Entertainment Center and Jin Xin Jewelry City are invited to co-organize, * * * together to create this beautiful season, and I wish lovers all over the world-
Everything will be all right, jack shall have Jill!
Part II: Programs and Games
1, game costume design, live catwalk (9: 25)
[Male host] invited six men and six women to participate in the activity. (12 souvenir and 2 prizes)
Rules of the game: One man and one woman in each group can design fashions for each other with the prepared red yarn (both sides discuss), and paper clips can be used instead of scissors. After the design, follow the music to the model show and explain the design intention in turn. The host interviewed the topic of marriage and love on the spot for them to answer. A pair of winners will be produced and gifts will be given to all participants. The winner participated in the performance of wedding show and received a cash card provided by Century Yuan.
2. Street dance performance (10: 20) (6 souvenirs)
Performed by Xintiandi Fitness Club
3, balloon treasure hunt (9: 40) (6 people, 3 men and 3 women, 6 souvenirs)
[hostess]
There are many happy balloons filled with happy little notes. Please bring your boyfriend and girlfriend to the stage to combine freely, puncture the balloon you selected, and take out the small note inside and give it to the host. What is written on the note is a mysterious gift for you. The opportunity to find love and meet lovers is just around the corner, depending on whether you can seize it. After two men. Two ladies followed closely.
The content written on the note is performed by men and women together, such as reciting the lines of a Chinese odyssey in Luohe dialect, imitating gorillas dating foxes, performing love dialogues, and performing various jokes and expressions. )
4. Sign language performance (9: 55) (13 souvenir)
The staff of Zhao Jiaxi's candy store performed "Happiness Oath" and "Friends" in sign language.
5, throwing hydrangeas to attract relatives, music (10: 05) (12 souvenir)
[hostess]
Since ancient times, aristocratic families and talented women have chosen the right person to marry for themselves by throwing hydrangeas. Today we are also going to throw hydrangeas to get married! Next, please ask the female compatriots in the audience to boldly step onto the stage, throw hydrangeas and find the prince charming in your heart. (Rule: Please invite six ladies to the stage first and throw hydrangeas one by one. If a man receives a hydrangea, he should wear a red flower on the stage, present flowers to the girl who throws the hydrangea, and say a love confession that touches the girl. All participants will receive gifts. (6 females and 6 males)
6. Wedding simulation show (10: 30) (8 souvenirs)
Choose the game or the best responsibility to complete. Hosted by a professional wedding emcee, it is unique and unforgettable!
Note: All the programs participating in the performance provide music, which is synthesized by the host and put into the laptop to play at any time. At the end of each program or game, the hostess comes to the stage with a tray of gifts, which are distributed by the host respectively. The staff should record the winners of each activity and invite them to stay and participate in the wedding imitation show.
7. On the spur of the moment, the members invited Zhao He to perform.
Part III: End
(After the wedding simulation show, the music begins, and the man and the woman appear. )
[Moderator] The blind date conference has brought a little happiness to our life.
[Male Host] The "blind date" wrote a happy note for our work.
Ladies and gentlemen, this morning's "blind date" is over.
[Male Host] But our fate is still going on, and there are more wonderful things waiting for you at the "blind date meeting" in the afternoon!
[Moderator] I wish you all enjoy the nectar and fragrance under the nourishment of love.
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