The humorous joke story is about 100 words.

1. Humorous joke The teacher called a student outside the classroom. Teacher: "Your homework is getting worse and worse. What's wrong? " Student: "Teacher, can I tell you after I find out the reason this afternoon?" Teacher: "All right!" In the afternoon, the teacher called the students outside the classroom again. Teacher: "Did you find the reason?" Student: "Yes, my grandfather said that homework is getting more and more difficult, and he can't help it."

2. Humorous jokes My five-year-old nephew next door asked me: Uncle, what are you eating? I said: melon seeds. Nephew said: I also eat. Me. . . All right, uncle, give you something to eat!

3. Humorous jokes Every time my nephew comes to play, I will find several boxes of milk left after clearing the table. Today, my nephew wants to drink milk again. I said you should finish your milk before you leave. Don't leave half. My nephew secretly put it in my ear and said, I usually see that you can't catch anything to drink, so I left it for you. . .

4. Humorous jokes My son asked his father for a mobile phone to play with, but he didn't give it. Then, my son said that if you don't give it to me, I won't call you dad! Dad said don't scream! After a few seconds, Xiong Haizi said, "Give me your mobile phone."

5. Humorous joke daughter: "Dad, your arithmetic is not as good as mom!" " Dad: "Why do you say that?" Daughter: "every time you report to your mother, she always says it's wrong." What about the rest of your money? " Dad. . .

6. Humorous joke The husband is saying to his playful son with a black face, "Don't blame me for being rude to you next time." Hearing this, my little niece who just went to kindergarten rushed over and said to her husband, "Uncle, you can't say you're welcome until my brother says thank you first."

7. Humorous joke: When the wife sees that the child didn't eat well, she tells the child: Dear son, after eating this bowl of rice, mother will reward you with 2 yuan money. My son agreed, and then I pushed the door and came in. My son whispered to me with a bowl: Dad, I will reward you with a dollar for eating this bowl of rice.

Watching TV at night, I said, "Baby, can you get me a drink from the refrigerator?" ? Daughter: "Do your own thing"! After a while, my daughter wants to eat apples. Come and wash with me. Me: "Didn't you say you should do your own thing?" Daughter: "You should also help other people's things"! Children nowadays go against the sky!

9. Humorous jokes I went to my sister's house. My sister was looking in the mirror and asked my five-year-old niece, "Is mom beautiful?" The niece said loudly, "Beauty! Mom is so beautiful! " After a while, I saw her mother go to the kitchen. She said to me, "Uncle, your sister is so smug, so fat, and she makes me call her beautiful every day!" " "

10. Humorous joke: My brother made a girlfriend and took photos at home to show off: "Look, is my bunny beautiful?" Dad took a look and said, "It's really ugly." The younger brother quit at once and replied, "Your wife is black, aren't you still married?" Mom is not happy around.

1 1. Humorous jokes These days, Niu Niu is too playful, and she made a few mistakes in her math homework yesterday! I asked her, "Look at you, how did you make so many mistakes?" ! Think about it and give me an explanation later! "Niu Niu quietly turned around and took out the tape from the drawer and said," Dad, here is the tape. "

12. Humorous jokes My sister and brother-in-law took their little nephew to my house to play mahjong. Little nephew was bored and pretended to cry. Everyone knows that he is pretending, so no one pays attention to him. After crying in various voices and ways for a while, he said to his mother, "Mom, you are dead. Which voice do you think you will like when I cry?"

13. Humorous jokes When my son was three years old, one day he came home from kindergarten and happily put his arm around my neck and said, "Mom, mom, I love you!" I was so excited that I quickly said "I love you, too", only to see him shouting "I love you, bah. . . "Thought I threw up on him, ha ha ha. ...

14. Humorous jokes Watching TV at night, I said, "Baby, can you get me a drink from the refrigerator?" Daughter: "Do your own thing"! After a while, my daughter wants to eat apples. Come and wash with me. Me: "Didn't you say you should do your own thing?" Daughter: "You should also help other people's things"! Children nowadays go against the sky!