The sketch lines played by Pan Changjiang and Liu Yi

Performance of lines in Pan Changjiang's essay Responsibility: Pan Changjiang, Liu Yi and Cenlan.

Light light blue: Ouch. . Ouch. . Hey. . (Dad pulls blue ears) Mom: Ouch, what are you doing? What are you doing? (Mom pushes Dad away with heartache) Dad: What did he do? Mom: How did he attract you? Dad: Why does he attract me? You didn't ask me to pick her up today. On the way, I met their teacher. Their teacher said that she was particularly bad at school, uncivilized, undisciplined and especially good at lying. They always ask him to take a message. He said that we are both sick, you are polio, and I am paraplegic (dad is very angry and expresses his dissatisfaction with his hand). Today I will let my paraplegic body kill you. Don't run, you stop, you come back, you run back to me, me, me, me, me. . (Two fathers and daughters start chasing their mothers) Mom: Stop it, Dad: Where are the children? Mom: I came into the house. Dad: When did I go in? Mom: I went in early. . Dad: I went in early. You told me to stop. I don't care at all. . Mom: My head is spinning. Dad: I'm telling you, this child is spoiled by you, and you have the responsibility to get rid of it. Mom: I have a responsibility. Well, speaking of responsibility, your responsibility can be greatly aggravated by me. Dad: How can I be responsible? Mom: It's not my fault to raise dad. Besides, is there anyone who educates children like you? You always slap me in the face. Can you stand such damage? What did you say?/Sorry? Mom: You reason with him. Dad: You feed that girl, but you can. . . I don't know. What reason can he listen to? Mom: Can I exchange it? Probably much better than slapping you. Dad: What do you say? Mom: What do you think? For a while. . (Funny eyes) Dad: Well, try it your way. Mom: Well, then don't be angry. Dad: Well, if you're not angry, that's not necessarily true. Mom: You. . Dad: Don't worry, promise not to get angry. Mom: Then I'll coax him out. Dad: Here you are. . This really makes me angry. This kid is just ... . Child's mother: light light blue, dad says he won't hit anyone, he just wants to talk to you. Light light blue: Really, Mom: Yes. . . . Say something. Dad: Hehe, hehe. . Light light blue: Mom, look at him like this. Ouch. . You scared the crap out of me. Mom: What are you doing? Dad: I didn't smile at him. Mom: Light light blue, your father is smiling at you. Dad: Hehe, hehe. Mom: Today, he really changed his way. Dad: Lan Lan, dad wants to talk to you. Mom: Come on, you can talk while eating. Dad: Yes. . Eat hehe. . . Wait a minute, light light blue. Dad wants to tell you a story. Did you eat well after the story? Light light blue: Tell a story. That's great. Mom: Light light, listen carefully to your father's story. Mom cooked for you. Dad: Lan Lan, the story my father told you today is also related to eating pears. Do you know that there used to be a child named Kong Rong? Light light blue: Oh, what school's father: From Mandu Primary School. . What school? Ha ha. He didn't go to any school. He didn't go to school at all Light light blue: Oh, those children who dropped out of school. Then we can help him go to school through Project Hope. Dad: Yes, that's right. . What? . What? Ha ha. . Where is this? He is from the Han Dynasty. Light light blue: Oh, from the Han Dynasty. I said I didn't know him. If he is from the Tang Dynasty. Dad: You know Light Light Blue: You don't know Dad: Don't talk so much nonsense. Light light blue: I thought you said you wouldn't be angry. Why are you angry again? Dad: Hehe. . Come here, come here, come here. . Come and sit down. Sit down. Sit down. . Where did dad just say? Light light blue: the story of Kong Rong. Dad: Yes, the story of dinosaurs. This dinosaur is a monster. It can fly, crawl and lay eggs. . Light light blue: No, it's Kong Rong, not a dinosaur. Dad: What did I just say? Light light blue: dinosaur dad: That's ridiculous. Why Kong Rong? . Yes, the story of Kong Rong. When Kong Rong was four years old, one day, his mother was still carrying a plate of pears. There are big pears and small pears on this plate, and Kong Rong took one without hesitation. . Light light blue: Big pear Dad: Yes, I took a big one. . I told you to take it to the ditch. . No, he didn't take the big one. He took a small pear. Do you know why Kong Rong singled out the small ones? He is a fool. . Dad: Yes, because he is stupid. . What are you, such a child? . Light light blue: Mom. . . Mom. . Mom: Why did you fight again? We agreed not to get angry. Dad: Don't be angry. Nobody gets angry when they touch children. . Okay, okay, okay. . I don't care. I don't care. . Mom: please, light light blue, that's not right. You should think that Kong Rong is a very sensible child. . He would rather eat the small one himself than leave the big one to others. Dad: Yes, what your mother said, your mother is absolutely right. You should learn the quality of Kong Rong's comity first, and think of others first. Light light blue: Yes, I just think of others first. Dad: Oh. . That's how you look at people. Your mother brought pears. You don't ask him or me. . Just take a big one. Are you thinking of others? Light light blue: I'm thinking of you, dad; Think of me, light light blue: Ah, if I let you take this pear first, would you take the big one or the small one? Dad: Of course I will. . . Little light light blue: That's it. I knew you would take the small one, so I left the small one for you. Dad: Look at this child. What is it? Mom: Light light blue, light light blue, you should learn the story of Kong Rong Jean Pear. . Light light blue: We should learn from Kong Rong, start with me, be civilized, be polite, be filial to our elders, respect others, and inherit and carry forward the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. . Dad: Hey, I'm sure you don't understand. Light light blue: Don't you understand? I have learned the text of Kong Rong Jean Pear. Dad: Hey. . Did you get a look at him? Did you get a look at him? This is pure playing dumb. This is a deliberate trick to play with us. This mother: Light Light: You hurt your mother's heart too much. Learning from Kong Rong is not just words, but actions. Light light blue: Kong Rong is too far away from us. In fact, it is parents who have the greatest influence on children. If parents always set a good example for their children, can we not learn well? Mom: light light blue. Light light blue: I don't think what you usually do is what you usually do Dad: What's wrong with us? Mom: What's wrong with us? Light light blue: What's the matter with you? Come here. Come here. . . Mom: I'll call you over. Dad: I asked you to come over. Light light blue: You are all here. Your company distributes things during the Spring Festival. Don't we leave the good big one to our own home and send the small two to grandpa's home? Dad: It was all his idea. Light light blue: In addition, our school called on us to give a 10% discount with children in poor mountainous areas. What do you say? If you don't answer it, it will cost a lot. . Light light blue: Also, your unit sent you to the countryside to support agriculture. You lied to the leader that you had a bolt in your waist. You can say you have a bolt in your waist. Why can't I say you are paraplegic? Dad: Hehe, don't get acquainted with me alone. No, I have a lesbian light light blue: Yes, and you? Your unit calls on you to donate money for Project Hope. You don't want to pay. You told people that our house was stolen. . What's to be afraid of? What's to be afraid of? Isn't it just two rags on the balcony that were blown away by the wind? You adults don't set an example, just teach us children. . Do you want this? Do you want this? Does it make sense? Comrades, it is very dangerous to continue like this. Dad: According to her, we both have many shortcomings. Mom: light light blue, it seems that not only children should receive education. Mom and dad do have many shortcomings. We assure you that we will persist in correcting our mistakes. Dad: But you must get rid of your shortcomings and try to be a good boy, OK? Light light blue: As long as you set a good example for me. . I will be a good boy. Dad: Mom and Dad will set a good example for you. Light light blue: Dad, this pear is for you. Dad: no, no, no. You should be a good boy, even if you give this pear to your father, Light Light: This pear is for you. . Mom: Light light blue, this pear is for you. Please eat. Dad: Light light blue, light light blue, you can buy anything you want as long as you are a good boy. Mom: Yes, we are willing to pay you any money. Dad: That's light light blue. Then I want Dad: What do you want? Light light blue: missile dad: guide. . I can't afford to raise my mother: I can't afford to raise light light blue: Actually, I'm joking with you. What I want most is a good father and mother. Mom and Dad: Lan Lan, you are really a good boy of your father (mother).