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100 yuan a box of cigarettes?
Girls like cosmetics, boys like smoking, and I am no exception. For many boys, besides the watch is a status symbol, smoking also reflects this person's taste from a certain angle. Of course, cigarettes are not a good thing, and smoking too much will be harmful to your health.
Here are five kinds of cigarettes, 100 yuan for smokers to choose from. I hope you like it ~ ~
1, Liqun (idle clouds)
Single case reference price: ¥ 100
As can be seen from the name of this cigarette, what it needs in the Internet age is to sit and watch the clouds fall in Yun Qi. Although the intensity is small, smoking this kind of cigarette can feel its moderate taste, which is more suitable for quiet tasting after work and for giving gifts to relatives and friends, because this kind of cigarette is of high grade.
Taste: The name of this cigarette shows that what it needs in the Internet age is to sit and watch Yun Qi's leisure and elegance. Although the intensity is small, you can feel its moderate taste when smoking this kind of cigarette, which is more suitable for quiet tasting after work and for giving gifts to relatives and friends, because this kind of cigarette is of high grade.
2. Cloud (soft nine)
Single case reference price: ¥ 100
This is a high-grade cigarette, expensive. A pack 100 yuan. Although the tar content is 8mg, which is four or five mg lower than that of ordinary cigarettes, ordinary people can't afford to smoke it, and only business owners will smoke it.
Taste: Full of smoke, with the unique aroma of this tobacco leaf, lingering in the mouth. The fragrance is mellow and meaningful, and the throat is very slippery. After spitting, the root of the tongue feels slightly bitter and spicy, but after bitter and spicy, the quality of tobacco itself is sweet and long, and the overall feeling is full of meaning and very charming. The smell of this kind of smoke can kill many cigarettes of the same grade.
3. Yellow Crane Tower (hard 19 16 Thanksgiving)
Single case reference price: ¥ 100
This is also a high-grade cigarette, the price is the same as Yunyan (soft heavy nine), 100 yuan a pack. But the tar content of this kind of cigarette is only 6 mg, which is 6 mg lower than that of ordinary cigarettes. Many people say it's a cigarette of conscience, but Bian Xiao said that if we don't reduce the price, we really can't buy it.
Taste: this kind of smoke does not enter the lungs at first, and it feels good to come out slowly from the mouth. The second mouth, entering the lungs, slowly spits out from the nose and mouth after one cycle, and a unique fragrance fills the whole mouth. The third sip, take a strong sip, it's not choking at all, it's not uncomfortable at all, and the mellow degree is just right for my taste. This kind of cigarette has no peculiar smell, tastes good and is easy to smoke.
4. Seven wolves (blue)
Single case reference price: ¥ 100
Although this cigarette is also seven wolves, it is Huimin cigarette, because the price of the cigarette is 7 yuan, and its tar content is only 8mg. Jianghu people call this kind of smoke the Blue Wolf. This cigarette tastes light and ordinary. It has two rounds of laser drilling, and the price of China baking 7 yuan is 8mg. Personally, I feel very cost-effective. It should be said that reducing the price, tar and harm is a trend of flue-cured tobacco in China.
Taste: pure fragrance, rich aroma, moderate strength, strong smoke, heavy and steady, not dull and impenetrable. Less irritating, but rough outline, energetic, sticky aftertaste, residue on both sides of the tongue, feeling uncomfortable. The aroma is rich, addictive and slightly less delicate.
5. Camellia (94 mm)
Single case reference price: ¥ 100
The outer packaging is pearl white, which feels very ordinary and not very attractive. I chose to taste this cigarette because it is only one pack in 7 yuan, and the tar content is only 8mg. I bought water on a business trip and found this cigarette in the canteen. I heard it was hard to buy, so I bought a pack as a souvenir.
Taste: This kind of smoke really tastes good, but it seems that the intensity of the smoke is slightly smaller. There is no outstanding sweetness, and there is a strong sense of strength and hierarchy. This kind of cigarette tastes good and smokes well.
End with a sigh? ╯﹏╰
Just use alcohol and tobacco as social tools, don't rely too much and don't resist. You can smoke properly without affecting others!
Warm reminder:
Smoking is not good for yourself and your family. If you want to live a healthy and happy life, please quit smoking as soon as possible. The above is only the popularization of common sense, which belongs to personal views and has no propaganda intention. Please laugh it off.
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