How to send a circle of friends in traffic jams? Humor of traffic jam

With the increasing number of cars in China, the traffic pressure in major cities is increasing. Traffic jams became a common occurrence during Spring Festival travel rush. However, many car owners who are bored with traffic jams want to join a circle of friends and record their feelings. So let's see how traffic jams make friends interesting.

Humorous copy of traffic jam circle:

1. Last night, there was a traffic jam on the expressway, so I ran down to take pictures of the stars.

I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. What I fear most at present is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.

3. There are always some naive human beings who think that the car will move if you press the horn several times in traffic jam!

I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. What I fear most now is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.

5. Chinese-style traffic jam, Taian section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but after that, the wrecker could not enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

6. The worst swear word I have ever heard is: I scold you for being stuck in traffic all your life.

7. Are you dizzy? Turn left and turn right, no way!

8. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jams you get. Don't move for 20 minutes It's also clothing. Upset.

9. You can't go anywhere in the evening rush hour. The viaduct was blocked and the overpass stopped.

10. Some things have no choice, such as catching a cold, getting stuck in traffic, and falling in love with someone.

1 1. Half of her face is still hidden behind the guitar. I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.

12. A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle.

13. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get out. After that, she put a plastic bag on her head and walked to the side of the road to solve it.

14. I get upset when I encounter traffic jams, and I want to eat when I am bored.

15. There are often traffic jams on Happiness Road because there are too many people in a hurry.

16. Go to the blue sky with egrets, with Lao Tzu in the middle.

17. If there were fewer private cars, the road would not be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, there will be no traffic jams. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

18, an hour's journey, 12 hours' effort.

9. It's raining and the traffic is blocked. What a terrible day. This is a bloody failure!

20. At night, the house leaks in the rain, and there is always a big traffic jam during the New Year.

2 1. We can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.

I'm behind the times. People say the next stop is happy, but I did run into a traffic jam.

23. I will block you, block everyone and have fun together.

24. The road to success is always under construction!

25. Since God has given talents, let them play their role! Don't move for an hour.

There is no road in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked.

27. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home.

28. Is it deep? Are all the newly built roads full of potholes?

29. It is difficult to get on the bridge, but it is difficult to get off the bridge. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.

30. The Japanese are already upset and stuck in traffic jams.

3 1. People are at the end of the road. I feel terrible, so blocked, so blocked, so blocked.

Honey, let's watch the sunset together. If the traffic jam lasts longer, we can watch the sunrise together!

33. At the traffic lights ahead, block up and cook in a pot. I've been waiting for 30 minutes, but I haven't walked half a step.

34. Not angry? The emergency road cannot be blocked!

35. Get up early, drive out, and still don't leave your favorite city after a few hours.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can bring a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

37. Under the drizzle, you are not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, the traffic jam will be big.

38. In the first year, you can wait at the intersection in the cold wind after the night shift; When you want to take a taxi, but you can't, ask if you want to take a taxi. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

39. If you can't open it, the road will be blocked there and you can't move.

40. Hello, hello, hello, hello.

4 1. Is it difficult? Go 100 meter and a half!

42. At this time of the day, passing cars seem to have a meeting together and are reluctant to leave for a long time.

43. Every day at this time, the passing cars seem to be gathering, and they don't want to leave for a long time.

The traffic jam is a mess every time I get off work. The red light and the green light stopped, and I didn't move for a long time.

45. Every time I meet a traffic jam, I feel guilty. Whenever I feel guilty, I paint oil and play one song after another. The road ahead is not over yet.

46. Every time there is a traffic jam, I am calm. It's no use worrying. Might as well listen to music.

47. Every time I go home, I always face a traffic jam.

48. Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.

49, full of red taillights, ears full of harsh flute. If you worry too late, the first one to collapse is like thunder.

50. Shout when the road is rough and walk the dog on the highway.

5 1. The apes on both sides of the strait kept crying, and none of the family stayed in the car.

52. Are you tired? There is a long queue on the road!

53. Come on, luck hurts, traffic jams at full speed.

54. The horn sounded and the fog lights flashed red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. Take the children to school for an hour in the morning.

56. The station will be crowded again this year, and there will be traffic jams and accidents on the expressway. Every year is a sad reminder.

57. Excuse me, where is the restaurant, but it is blocked at the toll gate.

58. Being blocked is really annoying. This road is really a traffic jam when there is traffic police!

59. It is too difficult to go home and the traffic jam is too difficult.

60. There is always a traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more you want, the more twists and turns you get.

6 1. On the way home, there was a traffic jam, but my heart was not blocked.

62. Going home for the New Year is a happy journey. There are often traffic jams on Happiness Road, because there are too many people on the road.

63. Going home for the New Year is a good way to go home, but good things are always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

64. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

65. I finally stood in line on the expressway and got stuck in a traffic jam! Is it easy for me to go home? I ...

66. It's a life disaster to get stuck in a traffic jam when I go home for the New Year. After all, people are old and their bladders are dying.

67. People will become more anxious when they go home to traffic jams during the New Year, and the helplessness and sadness of life will be highlighted in front of traffic jams.

68. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jam and fall into a loveless traffic jam.

69. Going home during the Chinese New Year, traffic jams are also happiness. Of course, don't get stuck for too long. I have to go home for dinner!

70. Is it strange? No driver is as fast as a pedestrian!

7 1. Discuss with your daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this time, the 20-year-old son said leisurely, let's take a sleeping bag, eat some good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

It's been 70 hours, and I haven't left Jiuting. Traffic jam, can't get on the subway! Busy, irritable and hot morning began.

73. Expressway, please charge!

74. High-speed traffic jam. There are four people in a car, and three people are playing mahjong with their mobile phones. I won't highlight the helplessness and sadness of life in front of traffic jams.

75. High-speed traffic jams. Who am I calling to call the glory of the king? My wife is waiting. I don't know if it's traffic jam or lost.

76. How blocked is the expressway? When I woke up, I found the car was still there.

7. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! For example, upset and impatient.

78. Are you bored? Digging is endless!

79. Don't go to the Second Ring Road for traffic jams in the future.

80. If you are stuck, you will get used to it. Don't worry. Hum a tune slowly.

8 1, I was stuck in traffic for more than an hour. That's amazing. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You give me a traffic jam.

82. Being distracted by traffic jams. The traffic jam is much more serious than Nanjing |

83. Traffic jam is also a kind of travel.

There are many inconveniences and troubles in traffic jams, but in any case, don't treat the expressway as a garbage dump.

85. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, if I calm down and look around, it will be better. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine. Unite.

86. On the way to traffic jam, everyone has his own tricks. There are fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I sit in the car and enjoy one big performance after another.

87. Traffic jams are fucking annoying. When labor and capital become nouveau riche, buy a plane. Fuck it.

88. It may take three hours from school to Guiyang by visual inspection.

89. Traffic jams make me doubt my life. The taxi driver took me to the exit again. I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the Spring Festival. .

90. Traffic jam, always traffic jam. I feel bad when you stand in my way. I have the ability to stop me for life.

9 1. Don't panic in traffic jams. Send a circle of friends first.

92. Traffic jams are not terrible, but urinating is uncomfortable.

90. Traffic jams don't block the heart, you can rest and raise your spirit; Busters on the roadside, people on the bustling bus; Light up the lights to keep every family warm.

94. Don't get stuck in the traffic jam, smile and watch the scenery in a different mood.

95. Traffic jam, also called calories.

96. I almost passed out in the traffic jam. Lesson: drink water, don't drink too much at once ~

97. It's still very sad to come to Jinan for the fifth time. There is always traffic jam on the expressway. Last night's pit concert came when the high-speed rail was late. I don't think there is any time when I haven't found anything.

98. I get upset when I encounter traffic jams, and I want to eat when I am bored.

99. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

00. I never like taking the bus. Traffic jam, slow and dizzy. Or do you like to run by yourself?

0 1. Spring Festival travel rush snapped up the craze and went ahead. If you don't get stuck, I will lose!

02. Don't worry? When will the excavation stop?

03. The car was crowded into a knot in one's heart, and the driver was emotional and the horn kept ringing.

104. Is it bad? The mud truck is stuck and nobody cares!

05. It took less than two and a half hours to walk, and it hasn't arrived yet. This is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams.

16. The ice crystal gate is blocked every morning. It is always said that it is nothing to build a two-story overpass at this intersection. It's annoying to go out every morning

107, alas! If you don't go out to watch the weather forecast, there will be traffic jams and heavy rain on the expressway. When can I go home?

108, "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Don't leave home, boss!"

This is the humor of traffic jams. You can save a copy when you are free and copy it directly when you encounter traffic jams. It should be noted that when there is traffic jam, you should still pay attention to driving to avoid accidents caused by distractions from playing mobile phones.

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