A joke that amuses girls.

The jokes to make girls happy are as follows:

1. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

2. Don't argue with the idiot. You are a fairy, so you can't reveal your fairy spirit.

3. I always feel that the bed, too neatly laid, will have a little meaning of enjoying my old age. Well, it's still messy and more energetic.

4. The feeling of flying a kite is like looking at a distant object. Although the distance is far away, my heart will never despair.

5. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend who has gained weight for many years.

6. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

7. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush when drinking.

8. I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I have been reluctant to leave you, although you said so firmly.

9. You said you would like to live with me forever. No, I want to have black hair.

1, at least people's brains will be short-circuited, and I don't even have a power supply.

11. Every time someone attacks me, I feel that there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper and be speechless in the face of such a lovely me.

12. I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

13. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find that I am more handsome than him.