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I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am by your side.
No person deserves your tears, and the one who deserves them won't make you cry.
No person deserves your tears, and the one who deserves them won't make you cry.
Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, doesn't mean you are not loved with all his/her being.
Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, doesn't mean you are not loved with all his/her being.
A true friend will hold your hand and touch your heart.
A true friend will hold your hand and touch your heart.
The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her.
The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her.
Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.
Never stop smiling, not even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile.
You may only be a person in this world, but for someone, you are the world.
You may only be a person in this world, but for someone, you are the world.
Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you.
Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you.
Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one, so when this happens, you will be thankful.
Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one, so when this happens, you will be thankful.
Don't cry because it came to an end, smile because it happened.
Don't cry because it came to an end. Smile, because it happened.
There will always be people who will hurt you, so you need to continue trusting, just be careful.
There will always be people who will hurt you, so you need to continue trusting, just be careful.
Be a better person and be sure of who you are before meeting someone new, hoping that person knows who you are.
Be sure to know who you are before meeting someone new and hope that person knows who you are.
The boundless desert is burning for the love of a blade of grass who shakes her head and laughs and flies away.
The boundless desert is burning for the love of a blade of grass who shakes her head and laughs and flies away.
If you shed tears when you miss the sun, you will also miss the stars. If you shed tears when you miss the sun, you will also miss the stars.
Once, we dreamed that everyone was a stranger. When we wake up, we know that we love each other. Once we dreamed that we were strangers.
We woke up and found that we were dear to each other.
Don't let your love sit on a cliff just because it is high.
Don't seat your love on a cliff just because it is high.
I sit at my window this morning where the world like a passer-by stops for a moment, nods to me and goes.
I sit at my window this morning where the world like a passer-by stops for a moment, nods to me and goes.
You can't see yourself, all you see is your own shadow. You can't see yourself, all you see is your shadow.
My existence is a permanent magic for me, and this is life. My existence is a permanent surprise, and this is life.
You smiled slightly and said nothing to me. And I feel like I've been waiting for this for a long time.
You smile and don't say anything to me, and I feel that I have been waiting for this for a long time.
1. Who picked up my glass shoes and looked for the lost ones?
2. The clock of life needs to be forced at every moment of life.
No one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.
4. The memory of scattered hatred is like a fish scale cut by a knife. Some are still in the body, some are in the water, and when the water is stirred, some fragments will still churn and flicker, but there are bloodshot eyes in the middle.
I like winter, because the days are short and the nights are long, so I have more time to escape.
My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.
7. Love is an elaborate lie.
8. Commitment is often like a butterfly, which flies beautifully and then disappears.
9. I am still used to the feeling of being loved. Maybe one day, in a noisy city, you and I pass by, and I will stop and stare at the distant figure and tell myself that person ... I once loved him.
10. Why does happiness always pass by? When I miss you occasionally, let ... memories accompany me.
1 1. love ... commitment between fingers ... tangled under love.
12. I love you very much from that day on.
All your love is buried in your diary, but my world still belongs to you.
13. I still have the ambition to love the original, and there is no deadline.
I still want to leave tonight, so that no one can see me kissing the air.
14. Raindrops hanging on leaves
This is an angel's tear
my heart
If it can bring you happiness.
I'd rather
15. People always like to get rid of bondage and seek another fresh and exciting life. Just like wearing shoes, walking barefoot for a long time will have a brand-new experience. However, once you touch the glass slag barefoot, you will be easily injured. ...
16.……………………
Love should not be an ellipsis.
—— —— ——
Love should not be a dash.
! ! ! ! ! ! !
Love should not be an exclamation point.
Like ...! ! !
She can only be a question mark.
17. My footsteps want to wander, but my heart wants to land, my shadow wants to fly, my people are still on the ground, my smile wants to disguise, but my tears want to surrender. People like me are not as strong as you think. If your lonely chest is the place where I depend, I will live there all my life. ...
18. The cover photo of the weekly magazine is eye-catching.
Tell the latest ridiculous jokes
Several design dialogues were added in the middle.
19. If you cry for missing the sunset, you will miss the stars.
20. People will always offend some people when they are alive, depending on whether those people are worthy of offending.
2 1. I asked God: How can I forget the sad thing while laughing?
God replied: Drive yourself crazy. (from: smiling face)
22. If your heart changes, so will your attitude. If your attitude changes, your habits will also change;
Habits have changed, so has your personality; If your personality changes, so will your life.
Be grateful in prosperity, be happy in adversity and live in the present.
23. Roses bloom quietly and violets wither quietly. The grass spreads quietly, a little sinking and depressing, but it has a taste. I am silent and never leave. ...
24. Fading is a real bloom, just a thing of the past.
25. The unreachable stars are always the brightest.
The small fish that slips away is always the most beautiful.
Missed movies are always the best.
My lost lover always knows me best.
I still don't understand what this is about.
26. People often no longer respect and appreciate things that are crystal clear.
But regret will only be a grain of dust on the iceberg.
27. If I know what I think is wrong, then I will cherish everything I have. Life is a process of getting it, losing it and getting it again. Some are lost, as if the petals withered in autumn will always have new opportunities to open. Others, if they miss a moment, will miss a lifetime ... (from: orange girl)
28. Face the stage of life with a proud attitude ... We sing and dance happily ... falling and climbing again and again ... singing softly on the ruins. (mihir-Sha)
29. I have you all the way.
Join me in joy and sorrow.
This sincere friendship
I will cherish it all my life (from: Xiheng)
30. Life may get better-just like fashion, the water will naturally line up.
3 1. The night gave me a pair of eyes.
I use it to find light,
Who manages the garden on sunny days and in spring?
Warming method urged it, the valley was quiet and peaceful, and the oriole danced for the first time and moved to Fang Shu.
32. Cruelty means constantly mentioning the happiness that has passed.
The feeling of mourning.
If the world no longer knows your name,
Whisper to the silent earth: I am flowing.
Say to the sparkling water: I exist.
From the moment the little mermaid threw the life-saving dagger into the sea, she knew that she was doomed to go up in smoke. At this moment, she was determined to die. But she doesn't regret it. At least, she loved it. ...
34. The breeze takes away the unbearable yesterday, but the years can't take away the long-term attachment. ...
35. It was particularly cold that winter.
The whole city is shrouded in wet rain.
Gray sky, lack of sunshine,
Unexplained depression,
When I walk in the street, I often feel the urge to cry. ...
36. People should always maintain vigorous vitality and don't be disappointed with life. Even if you see so many things that disappoint you, as long as you live, don't be afraid of failure and frustration. In fact, there is always hope ahead. (From: Little Bean)
37. We always hope that everything is perfect, that all opportunities will appear at the same time, and that the whole road will be sunny and flowers will be fragrant, but we didn't expect that the pursuit of perfection is extremely imperfect ~ happiness? silent
I have always believed in an old fairy tale that the moon will be sad on a full moon night.
38. If her tears fall on my head, I will come to a transparent heaven.
I have always believed that there will be that place, where there is my initial yearning.
There is no secular pollution and sadness, only I bloom happily,
Bloom pure fragrance like snow. ...
39. Save all your tears for yesterday.
Throw all your troubles into the future.
laugh
Think of it as a sweet wound
Drink to your heart's content
Consider it a beautiful trace.
40. Brave because of strangeness, beautiful because of distance.
4 1. A little light in the middle of the night is the last hope of travelers.
They are the eyes of wolves!
The sun; Moon; Has been alternating.
Sunshine; Moonlight;
In their view,
Too many ridiculous things have happened.
It turns out that my smile is also cruel. (Quiet white crane)
42. Some things are too beautiful.
So you can't hold it in your hand ~
There is an emotion because it is too real.
So it cannot be as light as a breeze.
43. Only by going round and round, the sun rises and the moon sets, and the vegetation withers. Who said: time is still there, but we are flying.
44. Like an angel who cannot fly.
My white feathers
Has been crucified.
Destined to be in this clear pond all my life
A few people live a lifetime.
Destined to be lonely all his life (from Zixuner)
45. The rose reached out and picked one.
It hurts. It's time to rest. . . (From Xinsou)
46. The color of youth moistens the earth, but a tree without love bears fruit without feelings. In that hasty moment, beauty and ugliness gathered together, as if it were the sky, the earth, flowers and trees, so that everyone could see it and appreciate it. Everything is long and ancient, which is not a miracle.
47. The trickle and the green leaves swaying with the wind are all drops of mood. Life, like snow, looks beautiful and holy, but more often, you have to bear the cold and wind and frost that follow, and chew the taste alone. Whether you are happy or lonely, such rich feelings are all because your heart is fresh.
48. You are a gentle breeze.
When you dance, the breeze blows gently.
My locked heart window is open for you
The clock in my heart rings for you.
49. A small accident, a shallow smile, a warm word, a soft warmth-this is life.
50. Angels and meteors
Happiness is the wings of an angel.
Meteors are tears of angels.
Oh, my God. -There are wings all over the floor.
Oh, my God. -There are tears everywhere.
5 1. Perhaps the best thing in life is this fruitless feeling.
Everything is too late to express, and everything may be frozen by death or error.
Living, we can only get a little warmth from this world with memory.
True feelings are like snowflakes, pure, crystal clear and cool, so fragile that they will melt in the secular sunshine at any time. ...
52. Leaves are the most beautiful only when they are flying and falling. (From: Xiao Mu)
Happiness is a very vague concept.
According to the different environment
The size will also change.
Even if you think this is your happiness.
But it could also be someone else's misfortune.
Even if we are cursed.
You should still feel that happiness follows you.
Life is too precious.
So you can't be dominated by fate (from: Cool Dragon)
54. A maze of cities makes people accustomed to seeing the same scenery, taking the same route and reaching the same destination; Habits make people's lives no longer change. Habit makes people feel safe and lonely. -Jimmy's "Left to Right" (from: Blue Sky. Baiyun)
55. Want to get out of your control field, but walk into the battle you arranged ... Want to escape from the trap you set, but fall into another dilemma. ...
56. I can't reflect the beauty of Scorpio. The sudden fall of beauty has become eternal, but I still got up the courage to put away the afterglow that I almost squandered and set sail again.
57. Appreciate your present environment, love your present life, find meaning unintentionally, and find fun in boredom. Beautiful rainbow after rain.
58. performing arts 1. Talk a lot.
59. Worry is caused by love, and fear is caused by love. If you don't leave love, worry and fear are unnecessary.
60. I have never felt lonely before. I am wrapped in a mat. Turn off the lights, light the cigarettes, and quietly. Burning quietly! How long can you love someone? Is one night enough?
6 1 ... distance is a test paper ... an oath to measure photos.
62. I have long been used to your charming perfume, and your promise floats in my ear cheaply.
63. Angel AG, break your wings for the person you love! ! Pale feathers, falling feebly, exhausted the last trace of body temperature, filled the loneliness of hands and kissed tears.
64.O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
65. Feel the flame of dreams and the moment of flying. When everything is romantic and far away, it will last forever.
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67. I would rather laugh and cry than cry and say I regret it. Do you need to make up?
There are no traces of wings in the sky, but birds have flown by.
69. When a cigarette falls in love with a match, it is doomed to be hurt.
70. I have nothing but love.
7 1. Vows are used to betray promises, to perfuse love, to replace memories, to commemorate the soul, to bury him, to forget me and to shed tears (attachment).
72. If love can be sublimated, why don't tears stop dripping after blessing?
If love can give up, why do you feel sad after saying goodbye?
73. Maybe one day at the station ... Maybe it's only a short time ... Maybe when I'm ready to give up and leave ... Hi! Please remember me ... Next stop, Xingyuan.
Honey, don't say you don't love me before you turn around.
75. Actually, indifference is not in my nature. Your leaving has made me even more indifferent. Wait silently!
Later, the mood slowly turned pale, but your reappearance broke the silence of this moment, and you were silent.
76. I don't know anything, just blindly looking for my ideal.
Fate is hard to understand, don't wait until it is lost to cherish!
77. Love is a contract. The contract says, "We should trust completely and then be together." This contract is marriage, not love, love is just a belief!
78. The fish said, I'm leaving. Forget me, because I shouldn't have filled your world with tears. ...
Water said: I will follow, I am alive, because my world already has your existence. ...
Fish said: I want to jump out of the water, because I can't bear your ubiquitous care. ...
Water said: I am afraid of losing my heartbeat, because you are my life!
79. I can't hear the rainbow or the sunset. I can't hear the surprises of flowers and snow; I can't hear the danger of trouble I can't hear the howling of wolves, the gunfire of hunters and the cries of angels! ! I only heard loneliness running back and forth in the grass! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
80. You never know what your habits will make you miss.
8 1 .. yes, but no. Mr. Xia blew gently and disappeared instantly. I forgot everything I remember. There is only a vague shadow swaying slightly on the ground ... Does invisibility mean non-existence? Maybe it's just covered by thick clouds. Maybe it's just wind and sand flying into my eyes. I can't see you, but I still feel warm. -Jimmy's The Forgotten Moon
82 .. Don't refuse a tearful smile.
Don't refuse smiling tears,
Flowers that smile and shed tears will never fade in the season of youth. ...
(From: Guangming Jiaer)
83. The bigger the splash.
Standing rock
In the silent guard
The greater the happiness.
84. Wake up from a deep sleep. You can overcome everything that hurts you at a glance.
85 .. Time has no name/but I have seen its shadow/leaves falling silently around us/
There are chairs beside us in silence/time is awkward/the air is so fresh/
Girls in white skirts under the blue sky/reading fantastic sentences/they say/
Every year people are different/flowers are similar/
86. Swing higher and swing higher.
In that way, it is closer to the stars and closer to the moon.
The white arc is like a dream without a circle.
87. A quiet night is no longer midsummer.
The stars in the sky are as red as fire,
Under the faint starlight,
In a deep sleep, I have matured. ......
Golden wheat waves
The silent night was silent,
Only silver moonlight.
Shining on the waves of dreams. ......
Whether we are happy today or not, babies are growing up and adults are getting old.
Flowers bloom and bloom, the wind continues to blow and the rain continues to drift.
Clouds continue to gather and disperse, disappearing with the wind yesterday and coming with the wind tomorrow.
The world never cares about anyone, and neither does the sun, the moon and the stars. It's good.
89. At dawn, the angels will go to worship God together.
If we can set off fireworks at this time, we can attract their attention. Make a wish, especially easy to achieve!
Tears in the devil's eyes are the only light in the darkness.
The flame hidden under the angel's wings lit the only hope in my heart. Sunshine always comes after the storm ~ ~ ~ ~
90. Lilac petals are the harp of spring, playing heart sounds on the green leaves of memory.
Listen to friendship and sing the love of sunshine, and thoughts will bear heavy fruits.
9 1. At this moment, I found my inner exhaustion. In fact, life is like this, and we are still stubborn. Everyone is an island in a sea of people. When flowers bloom, forget the past. Flowers bloom and fall, just like a grand performance. But we all remember long monologues in our hearts. Tell yourself that you are actually lonely, although the person you love is close at hand, although your life seems perfect. I tried to tear off other people's masks, but I forgot to look at myself. On my face, I can't tell which is real and which is the mask left by the bustling world.
92. Life is full of too many accidents, but leaves are floating on the river, and love is blurred and stops everywhere. On lonely days, make a cup of green tea to taste and meet me with earthly time.
93. Why can fish face the whole world with only one expression? Why can't I face the whole world with only one expression?
94. The fireworks on the other side finally faded, and the flame in the temple was dying. I saw your childlike smile. You asked whether our sins were finally forgiven when heaven collapsed.
95. To the world, you may be one person … but to one person, you may be the world. To the world, you may be one person ... but to one person, you may be the world. (From: Princess Moonlight)
96. I don't understand why some people love growing up, because growing up is a burden to me. When you grow up, you will no longer be willful, maybe you will be sad because of some small things, and beauty will no longer be written on your face. I froze my youth in the flying snow, and a legend of snow spread from now on.
The night of August 18, 97, is the night when the two stars cross the river. After dinner, I leaned against the fence and the cool wind blew my clothes. The Milky Way is full of starlight, shining on the dark sea. Far away, I heard someone laughing under the balcony and suddenly felt that my hometown was drifting away. The stars are twinkling, the waves are whistling, and they stand quietly, only melancholy.
98. It is never the distance, but the decision.
99. It is better to wait for heaven in hell than to dream in memories.
100. I have an ambiguous relationship with you, fearing that I will fall in love with you and cry after you leave.
10 1. I like winter, because the days are short and the nights are long, so I have more time to escape.
102. Leaves are the most beautiful and touching love only at the moment of flying down. This is an elaborate lie.
103. Love is an elaborate lie.
104. The fish said: I'm leaving. Forget me, because I shouldn't have filled your world with tears. ...
Water said: I will follow, I am alive, because my world already has your existence. ...
Fish said: I want to jump out of the water, because I can't bear your ubiquitous care. ...
Water said: I am afraid of losing my heartbeat, because you are my life!
105. Sorry, I accidentally sent the words "like you" to your mobile phone. If accepted, please keep it; If not, please send it back to me ...
106. There are trees on the mountain and branches on the trees. I don't know whether I like you or not.
107. If you don't look back, why don't you forget; Since there is no chance, why take the oath? Today, everything is like water without a trace; Tomorrow, you will be a stranger.
108. Life is as bright as summer flowers and death is as quiet as autumn leaves-Tagore
109. You gave me a tear, and I saw all the oceans in your heart.
1 10. If one day I have money or no money at all, I will start wandering.
1 1 1. Regret is an emotion that enervates the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake. So don't regret.
1 12. I am a flower that gives up halfway. After despair, I'm still waiting to speak.
1 13. Time passed quietly and I never left. I've been here.
1 14. Youth and passion, like flowers in late summer, strive to bloom and bloom in the evening breeze. After a season of falling flowers, I will remember that I loved you.
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