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The introduction of characters in the series "People and Things Around"

Before we start all kinds of stories, let's briefly introduce them!

Brother rabbit:

Gender: male, hobby: lecturing. The presidents of the giants practice calligraphy and study the Eight Diagrams of Zhouyi when they have nothing to do. They prefer quiet to sports. I'm not sure whether special time is active or passive, and I can't explain it.

Sister:

Gender: female, hobby: dancing in Tianqiao Lake. Mrs. Rabbit's brother's wife fell in love with a blockbuster when she was seventeen or eighteen. Now she is still charming and high-spirited. She couldn't find the seven meat and eight vegetarian dishes that Rabbit's brother fell in love with, so she spent millions to send her "idle wife" off-road. He was supposed to see the bright moon, but the bright moon looked at the ditch! Cross-country often stops at Tianqiao Lake and has never been downstairs in the provincial capital! Often a pair of sunglasses, Tianqiao Lake soul-level online celebrity map.

Brother Black:

Gender: male, hobby: oral training, all talk and no action (never seen doesn't mean never done it). Local tyrant, owner of leather bag company (be careful not to read the word "leather bag" backwards. ) Mei Jie's house is opposite, and the word "opposite" will often appear later. Let's focus on the strokes. Mrs. Lan is a gentle and virtuous woman, a naive girl among high-end financial talents.

Manager Long:

Gender: Male, hobby: He often says that he likes smoking, drinking and playing cards the least, so I really don't know what this hobby is. The legal persons of N companies often say that the burdens of N companies are all on his weak shoulders, which makes people feel distressed. Handsome and good at cooking, he is often woken up by his own handsome. I didn't know it was night. ...

Professor:

Gender: female, hobby: boxing. Mrs. Long also said that she didn't like playing cards and had nothing to do at night, so she had to play. If she doesn't like it, there's nothing she can do. Good at hiding, hiding, often not singing, is a blockbuster.

Xiao Cui:

Gender: male, hobby: give him all kinds of rounders. Our dialect here is Cuogouzi. Long Ge's die-hard fans want to help everything, and often make well-educated professors angry by offering wine. He is diligent and quick-footed, and he is an excellent runner.

Ya ya:

Xiao Cui's daughter-in-law, a senior beauty born in the 1980s, weighs 90 Jin and exercises to lose weight every day. A good cook is a terrible eater. Professional dragon manager, concise, straight into the depths of the soul, accurate one by one, often pumping rain flower stone twigs provided by dragon manager friendship.

General Manager Yan:

Miao Honggen, who grew up in the capital army compound, knows astronomy from above and geography from below, ranging from a few stars in space to several legs of mosquitoes and ants. He can put masks on mosquitoes and gloves on flies. He is an all-round talent. In society, my brother Yan, there are not many malicious words.

Pingping:

Mrs. Yan is beautiful, and her card skills are also the ceiling level that everyone looks up to. General Chang Sheng, most of the economy comes from the sponsorship of card friends Haig, Mei Jie, professors, and enthusiastic people such as Lao Ning, who will appear below.

Yang Zong:

Gender: male, hobby: backache all day, this hobby is a bit interesting. Please use your little brain and your rich imagination ... technical local tyrant, with an annual salary of one million, once worked as a soldier and once opened a factory. A legend who sells steamed buns since childhood has a lot of jokes in his stomach, so he can't be properly guided not to tell them. Once the guidance is successful, the classics will continue, just like a flowing river. ...

General Manager Hua:

Yushu is facing the wind. Used to be the prince charming in many girls' dreams. Today, work is still fashionable ... He is no longer in the Jianghu around bullies, and his legend is still circulating in the Jianghu. ...

Lao Ning:

It is said that when I was young, I was charming (I have never seen it), joking was more serious than talking about serious things, and the truth was often hidden in jokes. I like to tease my sister. I like to eat two cakes and fry two cakes at cards.

Old stone:

Once praised by female fans as "the most attractive man", he is big, has long legs, a big beard and a cherry mouth. Fang Jie is a good wife. She dotes on her pet and rode Yangzhou alone for three times. It is a flag of our community, fluttering in the wind and flying without wind. Economics is full of words. Often communicate with Brother Rabbit and appreciate each other. ...

Sister Jing Jing:

A enterprising woman, capable and quick, although she doesn't talk much, every sentence hits the bull's eye. The lucky place is Sichuan. I won't stop winning money when I come back from Sichuan. Tibet and his party became a nightmare and were afraid of losing for half a year.

Teacher Shi:

Good image and temperament, skin can be broken like snow. It's embarrassing to always take black brother and dragon who are proud of "white". Strong willpower, more frustrated, more brave, repeated defeats, repeated defeats, and endless vicious circle. ...

Red:

A good baby, pulled, can be disturbed. High card skills, good cooking, love to sing, love to dance around, waves everywhere in the southeast and northwest. With money and leisure, Tik Tok can see him every day, just as his name implies: a confidant.

Finally, fish:

Young as he is, he is unpopular. After several lazy and inactive group owners voluntarily resigned, they were elected as the latest group owners six months ago. After organizing many activities, he was named the best group owner in the history of this group. I am not proud of myself, but I am still working hard. ...

I am good at singing and working, but I don't win many cards.

Although drinking a lot of mash, it is often harmful to friendship.

Recycled plastic girlfriend can't even eat noodles.

Speaking of eating noodles, my heart is cold. Only two lines of tears ...

Members of the leading group of the Institute:

I took care of the consultant black brother who didn't care; Zong Long, the secretary who can't move his legs, just watches and often gives advice to the cadres; It seems that the scenery is infinite, but it is actually a group of fish.

Rabbit family:

Brother rabbit, patriarch, dragon manager, bureaucratic talker, down-to-earth working people fish.

Plastic girlfriend quartet:

General Manager Long, who loves to fan the flames, Xiao Cui, who helps others abuse, General Manager Yan, who is watching the fun, and the poor baby fish.

Captain: Yang Zong? Captain: Sister Mei.

Black brother's childhood playmates:

Zhang Ge, who looks gentle with gold-rimmed glasses, is often knocked down by the still-strong Iger, Ge Liang who gambles ten times and nine times, and Wang Ge, a low-key and introverted invisible local tyrant.