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The witch Nana wrote 400 words after she went bad.
In fact, Mulala still has many good friends in primary school. They are all lesbian playmates since childhood. However, time has diluted everything. They grew up, graduated and came to junior high school. They were brutally separated. "Gee, fool, I don't want to play with you anymore!" When Mulala greeted a girl in junior high school, she was stung by these mean statements. She vowed never to be friends with others again in her life. As grandma said, she will always curl up in a small corner of a person and be a proud, withdrawn and inaccessible person in everyone's eyes.
"In fact, I would like to make friends with you. I wear unique black every day because I'm afraid I'll be drowned in the crowd like grandma said, and no one will pay attention to me ... "Mulala said, sobbing quietly. Lulu quickly comforted her: "I want to be friends with you, too, but I'm afraid you won't, because you always don't want to talk to others." "Do you know why I am so reticent?" Lulu shook her head, and Mulala continued, "Believe it or not, I'm afraid to talk to others. Because I am afraid that others will violently fight back at me. "
They were discussing, and the neglected Wu Nana finally couldn't help it. She said loudly, "let's each perform a talent!" If you behave well, you can eat cake first! " "Yes, yes!" Everyone cheered approvingly. "I'll go first!" A girl named Lan Xixi told a joke to everyone, and then many people came up to perform ... "Everyone must carry it out ..." Wu Nana deliberately looked at Mulala. "Show us your witchcraft!" "What? ! ! ? "Lulu, who has just become Mulala's new friend, shouted and jumped up. "How can you say she is a witch?" Seeing that everyone was looking at herself, Lulu immediately understood that her reaction was too intense: "Ahem, I mean, it's best not to joke ..." At this moment, Wu Nana glanced at Mulala. Everyone thought that Mulala would leave angrily, but she just waved her hand gently ... "Pa!" Wu Nana's cup suddenly broke into several petals. Wu Nana stepped back in horror, pointed at Mulala and shouted, "Wow, she is really a witch! ! ""It's just a little trick. " Mulan sat down and calmly picked up the cup and drank some water. At this time, Lulu looked at the people around her with admiration. Wow, I didn't expect Mulala, who is usually taciturn, to do magic! The party came alive again ... At the end, Lulu took Mulala's hand and insisted on taking her home. Mulala couldn't help agreeing. On the way, Yilulu suddenly asked, "Your magic is really good. Where did you learn it? " "... that's not magic. ""well, I believe it! " Lulu must have nodded. Mulala said slowly, "Actually, I am a witch." When Mulala was young, her grandmother told her that Lala was a little witch. Mulala also knows that grandma is a witch, but mom is not. "Lala, witches are human beings, and they are equal to everyone." Grandma often said, "Don't feel inferior just because you are a witch. Witches are not inferior. But don't tell anyone casually, unless it's someone you trust most. " The author's words: "Uh-huh, the final chapter is coming soon, so don't miss it for the readers who support it ~ ~"
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