High school, New Year's Day party, our dormitory (eight people) want to play a sketch. Who can help me get a script? Hurry, hurry!

Essay: Is it better to laugh than cry or cry than laugh?

There are just eight people, who are talking about the debate, and there is no action, but the lines are very, very funny. Rehearsal should be simpler than other sketches. .

1 host, 1 advertisement presenter

1 debate, 2 debates and 3 debates for the pros

1 debate, 2 debates and 3 debates for the cons

Master: Good evening, audience and friends at the scene and in front of the TV! Now we are ... holding the final of the National Jingle Cup Debate Competition. Let's welcome the debaters from both sides. (Admission)

Today's debate is that it is better to laugh than cry; The argument of the opposing side is that crying is better than laughing. Next, I declare that the Jingle Cup Debate Competition sponsored by Dung Youth Network and undertaken by Jingle Cup Co., Ltd. will now begin.

Advertiser: Choose Dingdang, choose gorgeous life, and Jingdang brand green nano-toffee.

Chairman: Let's invite the right side to make a statement. The time is one minute, please!

plus 1: thank you, chairman. We think that laughter is better than crying for three reasons. First, laughter is synonymous with beauty. Whenever the beautiful women in history are mentioned from ancient times to the present, what is written in the book is to look back and smile; I think I don't need to say this myself, just like Arctic Rong thermal underwear. What's it again?

advertiser: whoever wears it is brilliant!

plus 2: no, that's not it, you pig head, everyone knows it!

plus 3: you know you still ask me, this man!

Positive 2: Second: Laughter is the embodiment of happiness. As long as you have laughter, you can find that life can be more beautiful.

Advertiser: Beautiful air conditioner

Right 3: Third: Laughter is a symbol of success. It can be seen that laughing is better than crying. Thank you!

Chairman: Thank you for your wonderful speech.

Advertiser: Eating jingling green nano-toffee is wonderful every day.

Chairman: Next, please ask the opposing side to make a statement, and the time is also one minute. Please!

anti-1: Thank you, Madam President. The other party has just made a wonderful speech, but we can't agree with some of the other party's views. We believe that it is better to laugh than to cry.

Advertiser: Just like the advertisement of Xinfei is well done, it is not as good as the refrigerator of Xinfei!

anti-2: First of all, crying is the most important way to vent depression. We have heard that some people are unhappy, others die of depression, and even heard that some people play mahjong and laugh themselves to death, which is irrelevant. Therefore, happiness should not laugh wildly, but sadness needs to cry bitterly.

anti-3: another one, crying can still make beauty beauty. If you want good skin, use Dabao sooner or later! Research shows that crying can affect more than 2 facial muscles. As the saying goes, life lies in exercise. Crying more will make you younger and truly different! As mentioned above, we think crying is really better than laughing! Thank you!

President: Thank you for your wonderful speeches. Now let's enter the free debate. Both sides have five minutes, freedom and glory, and jingle green nano-toffee. Please speak in the affirmative first!

Zheng 1: We have just said that laughter is synonymous with beauty. Do the other debaters have any questions about this well-known view?

anti-2: Then, how do you prove this point?

Zheng 2: I don't need to say that there are so many idioms and allusions describing beautiful smiles, such as a captivating smile.

anti-3: and laughing off your big teeth, right? Guys, there! Be sure to watch your big teeth! Don't laugh! Look at me again. Good teeth! Cough! Just have an appetite! The body is great and delicious, you can see it, and the blue sky will be cured!

plus 1: ouch! Don't be too happy for the other debater. Let's take a look at some better words to describe crying. Cry dad and call mom, ghost cry wolf hair!

anti-2: What happened to the ghost crying wolf? We call it dancing with wolves, showing the true colors of men!

plus 3: it seems that the other debater really doesn't pretend to understand, dare to say it! I want to ask, do you know what a suit is?

anti-1: don't you know exactly what you mean?

plus 2: huh? Of course, the suit originated in some countries and regions in the mid-18th century.

Reverse: Jojo

Positive 2. It was introduced to China in the early 2th century.

Reverse: Jojo

Positive 3. My suit consists of a coat, trousers, a shirt and a tie!

against: hohohohoho!

Zheng1: Since the reform and opening up, suits have once become the most common clothing in the streets and alleys of our country!

plus 1: ouch! I really didn't expect it! You dare to carry that on the stage with your head in a suit! In my opinion, I'm afraid you don't even know the most basic requirements of a suit!

Zheng 2: What's there to know? What a woman wants from a man is what a man wants from a suit!

anti-2: This is sheer nonsense

Master: Hey ~ pay attention to your two families. What a mess! Never!

plus 3: we believe that laughing is better than crying, which is supported by abundant arguments, for example! I want to give a gift to my opponent's debater. My hands are full of gifts and I'm all smiles! Then say that again, hey! Please take it!

anti-2: Hey! No gifts this year!

anti-1: Ah, yes! Only the bath towel is accepted as a gift!

plus 1: don't interrupt, don't interrupt! Laughter is an indispensable ingredient in people's lives! Let's give the other debater an analogy. The other debater has eaten braised pork. Can there be no soy sauce in braised pork?

anti-3: I want to remind my opponent that your question has nothing to do with this debate. So, although I like it very much, I won't tell you, but I can definitely answer you that braised pork can be cooked without soy sauce.

Zheng 1: how can braised pork without soy sauce be called braised pork?

master: stop, there is no soy sauce in the braised pork I beat at noon. Hey, why are you all gone?

pros and cons: we are just passing by to get soy sauce.

Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow

Chen sang: We ordinary people are really happy today ... (Go to the seat)

Li sang: The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at each other ...

Yang said: Last night, the west wind withered the trees, and we just went downstairs, but we couldn't see the way to study. When ... (Who is it? ) A Mei

Yang: Hey, big news, big news! Ban Ren was angry with me again, and our class has been replaced by a new one! I heard the surname Hou.

Chen; Well, I just left a "sheep" and came to a "monkey".

Li: Who cares about monkeys? Even if the Monkey King comes, we have to take him back to Huaguoshan.

yang: ok! If you don't relax your teeth, you will be rooted in the chaotic class. A thousand words persuade the right idea, and whoever comes will be angry. Yeah!

teacher; : enter the classroom "class!"

Chen: Get up, stand up.

teacher: hello, class, please sit down. First of all, let me introduce myself. I'm your new head teacher. My last name is Hou.

student cooperation: "monkey"? (Ha ... Hey ...)

Teacher: Quiet, please introduce yourself. Yang: Teacher, her name is Bonny and her name is Li Daidi. Chen and Li: Her name is Yang Erya.

teacher; Don't the students know who they are? Ask someone else to introduce you. Ok, shall I announce the monthly exam results? Yang erya 76, Li Daidi 67, Bonny 49. Chen: Ah! It's time to fry shredded pork with bamboo board again tonight.

yang and Li: what do you mean? Chen: You don't know something? Every time I come home from the exam, the score below 8 is women's singles, the score below 7 is men's singles, and the score below 6 is mixed doubles. I'm dead this time. Teacher: Stop talking and carefully analyze the reasons why you didn't do well in the exam. Write a written reflection for me, and your feelings must be profound. Teacher: OK, why don't you read the reflection to everyone? Li: What do you know about spring flowers and autumn moons? When is the exam? At present, the test paper is handed out again, and the results are unbearable to look back on. I still have the lingering fear last time, but I changed my subject. When can you stand out? Just like a river flowing eastward. Chen Sing: Who cares, how bitter my heart is, who cares, where I will go tomorrow, how poor my grades are, how many dirty eyes I have suffered, and how much my flesh is bitter. In fact, my heart hurts more than anyone else. Yang: When will I get high marks? I have no words to ask the sky. I wonder if I will go to college tomorrow. Will the exam be strict? I want to work hard to be strong. I smell chickens crowing in the middle of the night and watch them in the fifth. Unfortunately, I am dull in life and incomplete in wisdom. Sighing about the book mountain and the sea, I should also hate it. Who said that my will is not strong, the moon is full of rain or shine, and my grades are good or bad, so it is difficult to go to the sky. It's an ancient problem. I hope that after hard work, it will be named before Sun Shan. Teacher: I haven't complained yet, but you are complaining. Hey! Sing: I don't know, why? Students are not my imagination, or they can't find the direction of education, let alone full of hope. Standing in the classroom with tears in my heart, I don't know where to go. Student: winking at jokes. The bell rings ... Student: The first battle was a success, yeah! Go home! Teacher: In the dead of night, when I am upset, I don't sleep when I am upset, and all the students come to my mind. (Say:) No! These little guys seem to be deliberately against me. It seems that they can't do it in their eyes. Hey! By the way, now the new curriculum reform, to optimize the relationship between teachers and students, huh! Let's do it. Yang: Hey, who cleaned the floor so clean? Okay, there's a new table cover, yo, and a chair cushion. Teacher; Class begins. Today we are going to learn the calculation of parallelogram area. Please look, I have two identical trapezoids in my hand. Now I put the talkers together. What do you see? Student: Whispering to each other and doing little tricks. Old City Singer: Look at the students across the street. Look at me. I have a wonderful speech here. Take a look first. Student: I look left, right, up and down, but I can't understand it. Come on … Teacher: Hey! There's nothing we can do? Shall we call it a day? Chen: No, no, Li Daidi and Zhang Jiagen got into a fight. My head is broken. Why don't you take a look? Teacher: Meet me at the door, don't go, study in the classroom, and leave it to me. Chen: Li Daidi is miserable this time. His family is so poor, so what should be the medical expenses? Yang: Will the teacher fire him? Will you tell her mother? Her mother is sick. Chen: Maybe, this teacher is quite fierce. And: Let's pray for him. Chen Sing: I pray that Li Daidi will come back safely. Although she is injured, it is good to come back. Yang sang: I pray that the teacher will be lenient and never expel me. Li: I walked into the classroom with gauze wrapped around my head. Teacher: You look calm. It's okay. I'll get my exercise book and get ready for class. Yang and Chen: Hey, how's it going? Li: Don't mention it. When the teacher arrived at the hospital, without saying anything, he ran before and after to help me find a doctor and pay the medical expenses without saying a word of complaint. Seeing my head bleeding, the teacher cried like a crybaby. How unkind are we to him? The teacher is a bully to us. Student: We all misjudged her. Teacher: Class! Student: Hello, teacher! Teacher: Li sang stupidly: I'm sorry, teacher. It's not that I don't love you. I really don't want to, and it makes you sad. Students sing: I'm sorry, teacher. I didn't embarrass you. I really didn't want to and made you angry. The teacher sang: It doesn't matter, it really doesn't matter. At least you have recognized your mistakes. You don't need to torture yourself sadly, and you don't need too much commitment. As long as you study hard, it is enough for me. People have many memories in their lives. I will be very sweet to think of you. Teacher: Today we learn a poem "Poem of Love" Teacher: Love is a mountain spring Yang: How many dry hearts have been moistened Teacher: Love is rain and dew Li: How many happy homes have been bred Teacher: Love is a spring breeze: It drives away the cold of winter Teacher: Love is a beacon Yang: Let the distance between heart and heart be no longer far away Teacher: Hold out your heart Student: Hold out my heart Teacher: Use our heart student: Use our love. Inside the inn. Xiangyu: Scholar, show me the accounts for these two days. Scholar: Account, the so-called account, Zi once said ... Xiangyu: Stop saying, pay the account! Scholar (nervous refers to the room): manned ... computer ... big mouth ... online games ... account ... Xiangyu: Are you sure and ... Xiao Guo: And sure. Scholar: I don't deny veto and negation. Xiang Yu walked into the room, followed by scholar Guo. Mouth is fighting. Scholar (in a low voice): Big mouth ... Big mouth (impatient): Say what you have to say quickly, and let it go quickly. Scholar: Manned ... (Say goodbye) Xiangyu: Li Dazui, do you still want us to eat? Mouth: Wait a minute, boss. I'll upgrade soon. Xiangyu (angrily): Raw chicken? Still have ducks? Then the old white came in. Guo: Oh, boss, just let Dazui play for a while. You see, it's the 21st century, and the train has changed its initials to D, so it's not allowed for Dazui to chat with MM online? Xiangyu (staring at Xiao Guo): Xiao Guo, go and sweep the floor! Lao Xingjin. Lao Xing: How is everyone? (see big mouth motionless) What's wrong with this big mouth today? Why are you tired of not moving? Affect the city wow, my mother ah, won't be let the old white point. Xiangyu: Zhantang, when did you order him? Laobai: I didn't order him at any time. At this time, I only heard the mouse sound "Carden Carden". A group of people looked at each other. Lao Xing: Murderous. Laobai: Is it the legendary "constructio n from a distance"? Xiangyu: There is no third person in this "constructio n from a distance" except your mother and Gongsun Wulong. Gongsun Wulong is dead and your mother is far away in Beijing. What's going on? Guo (trembling): It won't be the ghost of Gongsun Wulong to seek revenge ... Scholar: Don't be afraid of Fu Mei, I'll protect you ... Lao Xing (bright knife, guests run away): Who is here? Sign up and give me a reason to exist first! Xiangyu (chase): Yinzi ~ ~ ~ Mouth: Are those two holes in your head all for venting? Isn't that the sound of a mouse? Everyone realizes. Relieved in succession. Xiangyu (throwing a rag at his mouth): Li Dazui, are you finished? You haven't cooked for a day, and this shop can't be opened? Don't be a tiger. Treat me like HELLOKITTY! Guo: Starving to death, starving to death, starving to death! Lao Bai, Scholar and Xiao Guo (lead singer of Lao Bai, accompanied by Scholar Xiao Guo): Kangsang Amida MUSIC~~~ (ring his fingers) holds Wowotou in his hand ~ ~ ~ There is not a drop of oil in Wowotou ~ ~ ~ There is a drop of oil in the dish ~ ~ ~ ~ It's been a long time since I heard the name of the geographical crosstalk. Where have you been? B: I went to Iceland. A What did you do in Iceland? B go to my aunt's. A: Which two aunts are you? B: Hawaii, Karamay. A Who are there in your aunt's family? B there is my uncle, kharkov, yugoslavia. Four cousins and four cousins. A which four cousins? Second cousin Poland, second cousin Finland, third cousin New Zealand and fourth cousin Newfoundland. Which four cousins are there? Second cousin Mexico, second cousin Morocco, third cousin Monaco and fourth cousin Santiago. A How did you go to Iceland? B I first rode in Los Angeles, then Panama and Rome, and then put on a sleigh pulled by four sheep from the Arctic Ocean, the Pacific Ocean, the Atlantic Ocean and the Indian Ocean. As soon as I got to Singapore and Kuala Lumpur, I got home. This is Dominica, Madagascar and Jamaica. What clothes were you wearing when A went there? B I have worn Altai Mountain, Tianshan Mountain, Kunlun Mountain, Wangdi Mountain, Tanggula Mountain and Himalayan Mountain, and I have also worn Qilian Mountain, bayan har Mountain, Hengduan Mountain, Yinshan Mountain, Helan Mountain, Liupanshan Mountain, Qionglai Mountain, Daxue Mountain, Daliangshan Mountain, Taihang Mountain, Dabashan Mountain, Dalou Mountain, Dabie Mountain, Wuyishan Mountain, Hundred Thousand Mountains, Huashan Mountain, Taishan Mountain, Wuyishan Mountain.