The Cold Humor of the Three Kingdoms

Lead: Although cold jokes were born from failed jokes, they are more popular now. Now, YJ has sorted out the cold humor of the Three Kingdoms for everyone. Let's laugh together.

1. After Liu Bei entered Xuzhou, there was a famous blacksmith in Xuzhou at that time, and Liu Zhang Guan asked everyone to cast another sharp weapon.

Liu Bei took the lead in visiting, but the blacksmith declined. General Liu, you have a sword. ?

Guan Yu continued to visit, but the blacksmith declined. General Guan, you have a knife. ?

When it was Zhang Fei's turn, Liu Bei quickly took his hand and said, Third Brother, according to your temper, why don't you go? (Note: Zhang Fei's weapon is a bully snake spear. )

Liu Bei can't see him during the day because he is too white. Zhang Fei is too dark to see him at night. Very not easy to wait until dusk, both in the sky, guan yu disappeared.

3. Mrs. Cao Cao, Queen of Linyi, Shandong; Mrs. Liu Bei and Mrs. Mi are from Linshu, Shandong; Mrs. Sun Quan and Mrs. Wang are from Linshu, Shandong; Mrs Si Mazhao and Mrs Wang are from Tancheng, Shandong province? The whole three countries are a group of Shandong son-in-law fighting?

4. Liu Bei worshipped Zhuge Liang very much and wanted to invite him out of the mountain, so he came to Longzhong, but Kong Ming was not there, and he was disappointed. After returning to Xinye, I heard that Zhuge had gone home and immediately prepared his horse. However, extremely said that Zhuge was not at home?

It was not until the third visit that Zhuge was finally invited. During this period, Zhang Guan silently accompanied Liu Bei.

Mr. Liu, who witnessed the whole incident, said: I have lived for 42 years. Are Guan Hezhang really the most boring person I have ever met? .

5. Dong Cheng said to Ma Teng with the imperial edict written by Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty: You are just in time, just in time. We named this action to eliminate Cao? Plan Teng Xun? All right.

6. Zhang Fei: Brother, lend me some money.

Liu Bei: What does Third Brother need money for?

Zhang Fei: Yesterday, my slave called me a ring-eyed thief. I am very upset and want to go to Korea for plastic surgery. What did I hear? Tony Leung Chiu Wai's eyes, Andy Lau's nose, Takeshi Kaneshiro's face? I will do this. After that, I will take the melancholy route, try to find a MM as soon as possible, and find a brother-in-law for you.

Liu Bei: Really? I can't lend you money. If I can do it, I have to leave first.

7. Zhang Zhao: Bad luck recently. Speculation in the stock market has not only delayed the market of large-cap stocks and state-owned enterprise restructuring stocks, but also missed the first wave of GEM. I have to endure the long-term decline of high-priced technology stocks.

Lu Su: You should ask Joe Lao Guo more about stock trading. Look who he married his two daughters to. Too long-term investor quality. He chose two good stocks!

8. Liu Bei is standing outside Sun Shangxiang's room: Madam, may I come in?

Sun Shangxiang's seaweed mask is half done. She said to the little maid beside her, I can't see people like this. Please go out and ask him to come back later.

The maid told Liu Bei that his wife was doing something shameful in her room. Please come back later.

Liu Bei: Huh? ;