One sentence funny jokes and short sentences

A summary of funny and humorous sentences are as follows

1. Diamonds are forever, but one will go bankrupt!

2. Knowing that you are not doing well, I will Reassured.

3. A true warrior dares to face his face without makeup.

4. If you dare to provoke me again, I will write your name on my pants and I will fart to death!

5. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and talk about the world being full of love!

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6. Smoking is disobedient, so we "smoke".

7. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

8. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?!

9. I sincerely want to make money as my hobby.

10. I fought against fat and almost lost my life.

11. I never bully the weak. I didn’t know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

13. Holding a kitchen knife in hand to cut the wires, sparks and lightning along the way.

14. The world belongs to us and the children, but sooner or later it will belong to the grandchildren!

15. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket and get some instant noodles!

16. There are only three days in life. Those who live in yesterday are confused; those who live in tomorrow are waiting; those who live in today are the most practical.

17. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just not obviously beautiful.

18. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.

19. Why don’t you find a quiet place and count your brain cells by yourself?

20. You asked me to get out, I got out, you asked me to come back, I’m sorry , I got away!

21. A grievance that can be expressed is not a grievance; a lover that can be snatched away is not a lover.

22. In the long road of life, there will always be a few wrong steps.

24. To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to tell a story!

25. Think about salary comparison, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

26. After living for more than 20 years, I have been unable to do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about this, I feel heartbroken.

27. The sea is vast by leaping fish, and the broken drum is beaten by others.

28. If you fall down, get up and cry again.

29. When a man meets a woman, there will only be an anniversary, not an Independence Day.

30. When your pants lose their belts, you understand what dependence is.

31. Most people want to change the world, but few want to change themselves.

32. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.

33. Don’t say love to others easily, don’t stubbornly open the door to others’ hearts, and then leave as a joke.

34. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

35. Show your skills in times of crisis, and drink a glass of wine for your brother.

36. If you raise your buttocks, you have to drink again; if you stand with your legs, drinking does not count - if you move your buttocks (legs), it shows respect.

37. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart! Brother, you drink this wine first, and I will deal with the aftermath.