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Because reality is beyond ideal. In 1990s, there was an upsurge of studying abroad in China, the most famous of which was Liu Yiting, a Harvard girl. 1April 999 12, Chengdu Business Daily published the headline: I'm going to Harvard to study economics. It is reported that Liu Yiting was admitted to four famous American universities, including Harvard, and got full scholarships. At that time, Liu Yiting became the most popular figure today, and even many famous media organizations issued press releases.

Before going to America, Liu Yiting promised to come back to serve his motherland after finishing his studies. After she went to America, her mother immediately wrote a book about her growth, which was very popular all over the country. At that time, Liu Yiting was the nightmare of post-80s and post-90s, because she was a child of other people's family. Surprisingly, Liu Yiting never came back after going abroad. Not only did she give up her China citizenship, but she also married an American. A long time ago. How is Liu Yiting today?

The current situation in Liu Yiting can be said to be somewhat unexpected, or like a joke. Today, she has established two companies in the United States, namely "Ruizhi Capital" and "Huien Capital". But all failed. She is now a partner of Qinling Capital, responsible for providing cooperation and consultation for China investors and American institutions. In other words, she is called a "middleman", working for local tyrants in China and looking for American real estate. Compared with Han Han, a "bad boy" of the same age, Liu Yiting is really a joke!

In fact, Liu Yiting became a "Harvard girl" because of the operation of some educational groups. Otherwise, how can a person who has never won an award, has no artistic expertise and even has difficulty playing table tennis for half an hour be admitted to four famous universities at the same time?