Choose 60 quotations from the funny messages in Friends

It is not our young people's style to speak appropriately. It's just that all kinds of interesting quotations emerge one after another, showing wit and humor. Isn't it fun? I selected some wonderful and funny quotations. Let's have a look.

1. We are all good students. We don't love each other or elope. We will accompany you on the trumpet. My name is Zeng. I'm in Class 1, Grade 2.

2. A greeting fills youth, others can't hear it, and the years are condensed in your sight.

My parents always suspected that I met people at school. They talked as if someone could like me.

Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!

Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

6. You just came to the world from the eighteenth floor of hell, met Brother Chun, and was trampled back by Brother Chun.

7. The happiest thing in life is to have a noisy daughter-in-law.

8. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi. How can I forget you?

9. It is said that the characters in Hyun Dance are all in good shape. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.

10. Do you believe that there is always a girl coming to this world to torture you?

1 1. If you forget to wake up, I'd rather close my eyes first.

12. God didn't give me any great responsibility, but it still made me sad and tired.

13. When I was a child, I felt that I was the most beautiful person in the world. When you grow up, you find out? This is the universe.

14. I bought a razor online and my hands are shaking after shaving.

15. All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business", and I suddenly feel so busy.

16. There was a patriotic poet named Lu You in the Southern Song Dynasty. At that time, nomads from the invasion, in the face of broken mountains and rivers, the people were miserable, and Lu You was furious. Lu You was so angry that we couldn't surf the Internet.

17. When you are lonely, I come to you from the darkness and break the loneliness that makes you uneasy; When you are no longer lonely, I will return to the endless darkness.

18. Now everyone calls themselves ugly, and when they explode, they become beautiful dogs; They all say that they are scum, but they abuse the exam into slag; Sighing about the poor sense of music all day, singing K becomes Mai Ba.

19. There must be a plot for a person like me to suddenly become gentle.

20. My life creed is: live like a grandson for decades until I become a grandfather and then die.

2 1. One, two, one, two thin, one Jin, one Jin fat, what makes me feel bad!

22. I'm going to get a haircut. I shook my bangs and twisted my neck.

23. Men are like mangoes: yellow outside and yellow inside.

24. Why does love leave unbearable harm, and the calculation in my heart is to forget?

25. Some people test their strength, while others test their eyesight.

26. You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you may draw a knife to kill me!

27. You know that Nanxiang is Cheng's dream, you know that it is Gu Yuan's life, you know that Lin Xiao is the future of Sogo, and you know that friendship is everything to Tang.

28. They all say that my voice is very magnetic. I have been studying hard to sing. By chance, I sang in Sanlitun bar. Sure enough, my voice is very magnetic. As soon as I opened my mouth, several iron bars flew over.

29. Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

30. It's hard to say goodbye when you are alone. It's sad to laugh and cry when you are alone. Hugging and kissing when you are alone is a feeling you can't forget for a long time. Our hearts know each other, and the moon is like my heart at this time, and this feeling has lasted for a long time!

3 1. The mood of waiting for aftershocks is like a lover like a first-love girl, afraid that he won't come and that he will mess around.

32. Today's society is fake! Only liars are true!

How happy children will be if their homework can be copied and pasted.

34. I set my mobile phone to flight mode. Why is it broken when you throw it downstairs from home?

35. How much sadness can you have? Ride a monkey on the tree and a monkey on the ground.

I know all banquets must come to an end, but at least, I want to eat well at the banquet!

37.you smell like her perfume. As soon as I smell it, I know it is not as expensive as mine.

38. Behind a failed woman, there is always an eventful man.

39. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

40. The holes in jeans are very fashionable. When will pilling of sweaters and scarves become fashionable?

4 1. I don't know my rival in love or my lover.

42. The final review of Xueba before the exam is called checking for leaks, the medium one is called Jingwei Reclamation, and almost the same one is called Goddess Mending the Sky. I call it creation.

43. Schools are prisons, and classrooms are like prisons. Every day, we listen to the teacher chanting.

44. In front of a beautiful woman: if there is danger, save it; if there is no danger, save it and create danger.

45. Sorry, sister in front, you are a little huge, blocking my cell phone signal.

46. I hope all the money in my pocket loves each other and has more children.

47. God spread wisdom to the world, and I propped up my umbrella with wit.

48. I like you. The first sentence is false, and so is the second sentence.

49. I love you forever! Love till the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Love floods the Yellow River!

50. I have eight honors on my left and eight disgraces on my right, representing my waist, harmony in my chest, people blocking killing, and Buddha blocking killing Buddha!

5 1. I treat you as a friend, and you treat me as a fool. I'm not easy to mess with.

52. "I did it, you are free!" The t-shirt hanging on the balcony said to the coat.

53. Beauty is heaven for the eyes and hell for the wallet!

54. I have an old friend since I was a child, who is called someone else's child. I never talk about QQ, and my grades have returned to the first place in my grade. I hate another child!

55. Life is like a pit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but the result is nothing.

56. In the past, beautiful women played non-mainstream, but now fat pigs are rampant. What's wrong with that?

57. If you feel lonely, turn off the light and put on a movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

I can't stand typing. When I meet a homonym, the first thing that comes to mind is his name.

Since both of them claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate.

60. Don't be happy with things, don't be sad for yourself, don't seek perfection, but seek to be innocent of my heart.