Jokes and couplets about Chinese characters

1. Once upon a time, there was a teacher who only knew one word "Chuan". Once, a student asked for advice with a book. This gentleman wants to find the word "biography" from the book and teach him. He didn't turn a few pages in a row, so anxious that he suddenly saw a word "three" and pointed to it and said, "I can't find you everywhere, so you are lying here!"

In Chinese class, the teacher asked who can make sentences with "three long and two short". Xiaojun stood up and said loudly, "When each of us reaches out, anything happens." The whole class laughed, and Xiaojun quickly changed his mouth: "Except for six fingers."

3. Zhang Xiaohua often heard his father introduce himself as a "longbow" rather than an "early chapter". One day, a guest visited, and it happened that his father was not in. Zhang Xiaohua asked the guest, "What's your name?" The guest replied, "My last name is Li." Zhang Xiaohua asked, "Gong Changli? Or Li Zao Li? " The guest said angrily, "There is no such person as Li!"

On Chinese couplets

1, upper part; The weasel is walking in the millet field, and the mouse is dragging the ears of the millet. Bottom line: Poplar lies under the white sheep, while sheep gnaws at poplar branches.

2. Part I: xixi Xixi Xi Opera. Bottom line: You can swim in the right skunk.

3. The first couplet: watch the plum blossom sweep the wax snow alone; The second couplet: dancing in the mountain stream; Note: The beauty of this couplet lies in the urgent reading of the first couplet, such as the scale: "Domilai Fasola Xi". The next couplet reads the numbers in dialect: "1234567".

4. Part I: Agate is not a horse brain. Bottom line: Ji Lang is not a wolf liver.

5. Shanglian; Wangjianglou, Wangjiangliu, Wangjiangliu on Wangjianglou, Jianglou through the ages, Liujiang through the ages. Bottom line: printing the moon well, printing the shadow of the moon, printing the shadow of the moon well, the thousand years of the moon well, and the thousand years of the moon shadow.

6. Shanglian; Dogs are gnawing at bones by the river. The second part: The poem of flowing water Dongpo (corpse).

7. Shanglian; Move the chair and lean on tung to enjoy the moon. Part two: light a lamp and attack every book in the cupboard.

8. Shanglian; Luoyang bridge, buckwheat on the bridge, the wind blows buckwheat to move the bridge Bottom line: Nautilus Island, the country disembarks, and the water does not flow.

9. Shanglian; Shigu Renshang (monk). Part two: Embroider a tailor (scholar) in front of the Beauty Hall.

10, upper part; Maple is planted on the peak, the wind blows the maple, and the peak does not move. Bottom line: herons wait for the roadside, herons are surprised, and the road is difficult to be surprised.

1 1, Part I: Good reading is not good reading. Bottom line: A good book is not a good book.

12, upper part; The tung tree on the tree, the boy under the tree, the boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell on the boy. Bottom line: outside the front garden, outside the house, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden and outside the quiet.

13, upper part; The monk was right. He took the soup to the tower and accidentally missed it. The soup dripped into the tower. Part II: Tailor Lao Xu plays chess with his wife, but she doesn't notice that her wife gave up playing chess.