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A bought a beautiful myna and taught it to talk. B was envious, so he bought a myna at a very cheap price in the morning market, but this myna can only say "who". B unconvinced, he thought, I must teach this myna to say something else. So, after returning home from the morning market, he began to teach myna to speak. After teaching all morning, myna has learned nothing but "who, who". The man is getting impatient. Just as the meal arrived, he went out to eat by himself. After he left, C, who collected utilities, came to collect electricity. He knocked on B's door, and myna asked, "Who is it?" C answered "water and electricity collector", and myna asked "who is it?" C also answered "utilities", so it took a long time. . . B went out for dinner and came back to see a man lying in front of his house, foaming at the mouth, so he asked C, who are you? At this time, the starling in the room spoke: "the water and electricity bill collector."

I didn't describe it very well, just for fun. I hope you can forgive me.

This is a little joke I heard in the weekend cross talk club. I think it is very funny. And the weekend crosstalk club is also very good. It should be considered a cheap work.