If anyone can tell me a funny joke, I will give it to you. If you want something I haven’t heard before!

I found this on the Joke World website, I hope LZ likes it

1. Someone saw a snake and exaggerated: "It is 10 feet wide and 100 feet wide." "Long."

Of course others don't believe it. He then reduced the length of the snake by 20 feet. People still didn't believe it, so he reduced the length of the snake by 30 feet,

40 feet, and finally reduced it to 10 feet.

Someone said: "According to what you said, it is 10 feet long and 10 feet wide. This snake -"

The man shouted awkwardly: "Oh, it has become a square." Snake!"

2. The little snake and his mother were walking. As they walked, the little snake asked: Mom, are we really poisonous? The snake mother said: It is poisonous to us. As they walked, the little snake asked again: Mom, Mom, are we really poisonous? The mother snake said: Yes, we are poisonous, we are really poisonous... As we walked, the little snake asked again: Mom, Mom, are we? Is it really really poisonous? The snake mother said: What happened to your child today? The little snake said: I accidentally bit my tongue just now...

3. The father and his son went for an outing. The father said to his son: "Be careful, there is a five-step snake here. It will kill you if you take five steps."

"It doesn't matter. If I get bitten by a snake, I will only take four steps and stop walking."

"What a smart son. , but it’s too dangerous for you to do so.”

“What should we do?”

“It’s safest not to take a step!”

4 The turtle and the snake went to the park. They only had one ticket. The turtle let the snake wrap around his neck. When they entered the park, the eagle who checked the tickets said: Stop. The turtle and the snake panicked, and the eagle said again: Look at you, you look like a turtle, and you're still wearing a tie!

5. The cobra is highly myopic and goes on a first date with an elephant

After a polite conversation, the cobra said to the elephant's trunk:

"Come on Come on, you are too polite to bring such a big pig! "

6. The cobra goes to the doctor. "Doctor, I haven't been able to see clearly for a long time."

The doctor said that your degree had worsened, so he got him a pair of glasses and asked him to check again in two weeks.

Two weeks later the snake came and told the doctor that the glasses made it even more depressed.

The doctor said: "Why? Are you feeling dizzy after wearing glasses?"

"The glasses are very good."

The cobra sighed and said: " Only then did I realize that I had been living with a rubber hose for two years. ”