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You will always lose to someone, no matter how much you don't want to admit it.

1. I wish you could find a lover and so on are all bullshit from me. I just want to possess you for the rest of my life. Even the rain hitting you makes me jealous.

2. Many times, our unforgettable memories have been forgotten by others. Instead of worrying about them, it is better to look down on them and look down upon them. It doesn’t matter who you were ten years ago, who you were a year ago, or even who you were yesterday. What matters is who you are today, and who you will become tomorrow.

3. Forgive me for not being outstanding enough and not being able to keep everyone I don’t want to lose.

4. How I wish my first words after entering high school would be: Holy shit! Why is it still you!

5. If you knew that I was alone, unable to see my way back, would you stop and accompany me? If you knew that I was panic-stricken and silent at every noisy intersection, would you? Frown and then hurt me.

6. I will probably raise a very stupid dog in the future, live a regular life that I don’t like, walk the same road alone every day, and no longer have so many fragmented emotions, and then talk about a relationship where the rewards are greater than the efforts. Fall in love and make yourself feel better. Of course, that's all after I don't love you anymore.

7. I also wanted to spend my whole life wandering, but I accidentally fell in love with someone.

8. It will hurt if I tear the scar open again, but I won't regret it anymore.

9. The most terrifying trust in school is when one bad student tells a question to another bad student. One dares to speak and the other dares to listen.

10. For the rest of my life, I want to plant a tree, raise a cat, and live an ordinary life.

11. You will always lose to someone, no matter how much you don't want to admit it.

12. I lived a good life afterwards, but occasionally regretted not having you by my side.

13. I like a girl, please help me chase her, okay, who? The tenth word of the first sentence

14. Everyone has had someone they chatted with all night long. Sometimes looking through those chat records, apart from tenderness, it feels more like a competition. You throw me an emoticon, and I throw one back to bounce back. You throw in the joke, I'll pick it up. I'm distracted, just listen. If you are silent, I will be in a daze with you, and this blank space is not embarrassing. It is necessary to meet the opponent in chess to be evenly matched, and it is necessary to have a clear understanding of the heart to be able to work together. Thank you for those things that attract like, thank you for my soul meeting you.

15. I hope you can go on alone well in the future, so what about you?

16. The greatest happiness in life is to be able to talk and laugh during the day and sleep well at night!

17. Can you say something that will make the whole class want to slap you? Teacher, you forgot to assign homework

18. Does the girl you like have long or short hair? I watched her grow longer

19. When I was a kid: If you want to like someone, you have to be together. Growing up: If you like someone, you must let them know. Now: It doesn’t matter whether she knows it or not, likes it or not. As long as she knows that she is always doing well, happy and happy, that’s enough. If you are well, it will be sunny.

20. Principal, I've graduated, principal, I've graduated, principal, I've graduated, what on earth do you want to say! ! Reimburse labor and tuition fees! !

21. I like to bite off the dead skin on my lips and feel uncomfortable if I don’t bite it off. I like to pick at the scabs on wounds and can’t help it even if it hurts. I like to squeeze pimples and can’t help but squeeze them out even though I know they will leave scars. No. I often clean up my things, and occasionally I clean them up on a whim. I always bite the straw uncontrollably when drinking. I occasionally laugh heartlessly, and occasionally I sit quietly by myself. Sometimes I do it for no reason. Are you a nostalgic and obsessive person who has been shot?

22. You are handsome and lawless, and I am ugly to a new level.

23. What you mean by joking is that you are toying with me and blaming me for not laughing.

24. A bottle of drink can only be kept for 24 hours after opening. A deep kiss will disappear in about five days. An exam must be repeated once a month. When two people are together, three months is usually a hurdle. Most of the snacks we usually eat have a shelf life of one year. You see, all the things around us have an expiration date, but my love for you seems to never end.

A sad and lonely person talks about his mood phrases, but I am not willing to make do with it

1. I think a lot, so I should forget your face.

2. After wearing a mask for a long time, when we take it off, we find that our face has become the same as the mask.

3. I like to watch Ultraman Tiga because every episode kills a whole city of people.

4. I wanted to show a different me with a different emotion, but it collapsed instantly in front of you.

5. Fate is actually not that funny, it just brings you together and separates you.

6. Don’t ask me if I have loved you, because my love has nothing to do with you.

7. Don’t change yourself for anyone. Maybe after you change, he will say that you have become so strange.

8. Even if you swear and take every step, I can only retreat step by step and fail in every move.

9. I drank to drown the pain, but this damn pain learned and understood how to swim.

10. In this secular world, if you are not secular, you are considered non-mainstream.

11. My hand touches the keyboard, trying to record something but I can’t find the entry point.

12. I want to know whose thoughts these wild geese flying south in a hurry have taken away.

13. If I become a memory, please let me withdraw from your life.

14. The luxurious things of love are not worthy of my sister’s plain emotions.

15. The opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference. The way to really let the person you loved in the past become the past is not to hate the other person, but to love other people. When you really fall in love with someone else You will forget the past and become a version of yourself that you never dared to think about. You can’t believe that in the past, you would break your heart for that person.

16. If the pain can be released, who is willing to keep it in his heart; if the pain can be shared, who is willing to bear it alone. Perhaps, everyone has a story in their heart, some can be shared with others, and some can only be savored alone.

17. Today’s longing comes from the past love, today’s sadness comes from the past laughter, and today’s separation comes from the past inseparability. Trying to escape from the predicament, but the heart is still drunk with love. in the world. When I wake up from the dream, you are gone without a trace.

18. I can’t help but feel sad, so I slowly learn to hide it. Because I didn’t want to be stabbed again, I gradually learned to disguise myself.

19. If you are willing to suffer for a while, you will not suffer for a lifetime.

20. Although love is beautiful, it hurts the most. Don’t turn away easily, otherwise, it will hurt you for a lifetime.

21. Some things are not that you don’t want to forget, but they touch your heart; some feelings are not that you don’t want to forget, but tears well up at the thought of them; some people are not that you don’t want to forget, but your heart turns to frost when you touch them. . One person understands one person's world; one person understands one person's feelings. In the past, bitterness or sweetness, joy or sorrow, accompanied us through it all. It’s not that I can’t forget it, it’s that I can’t forget it. What is integrated into life, regardless of pain or joy, is always difficult to let go.

22. It turns out that at the end of the play, we never traveled hand in hand.

23. Your self-righteous concern is just a joke in the eyes of others.

24. The sand blown by the wind falls in the sad eyes, and everyone can see that I am waiting for you.

25. Others can see the happiness on the face, but no one can feel the pain in the heart.

26. The wind blows up the fleeting time like broken flowers, and your smile sways and sways, becoming the most beautiful embellishment in my life. Look at the sky, the snow, and the deep shadows of the seasons.

27. As a human being, you must be able to withstand lies, be perfunctory, deceive, forget promises, let go of everything, and finally use laughter to disguise the tears you shed. Remember, the more you The more you hold back your tears, the more they will turn into a recipe for happiness.

28. You will always meet someone who will give you everything he has to make up for your youth, which he is late for.

29. Please don’t burst into tears in front of her. She can’t give you care and concern, at most she can only give you a little sympathy.

30. I really hope you accidentally like me as much as I like you.

31. I am living a good life, but it hurts when I wake up after dreaming about you, and tears flow when I think of you.

32. Meeting you is a kind of fate, and being with you is a blessing. If you miss me, I will come to you. If you are willing, I will stay with you all my life.

33. Happiness is not immortality, big fish and meat, or power. Happiness is the fulfillment of every small wish in life. You have something to eat when you want to eat, and someone to love you when you want to be loved.

34. The facts are clear, why haven’t I changed my mind at all? Knowing that I was being played, I was hurt again and again, hurt again and again, and in the end I waited indifferently! The disappointment after waiting Although it hurts, I still have hope.

35. As long as there is such a person in this world, everyone else will become a makeshift person. And I don't want to give in.

36. In this sad and bright month, I walked through my thin youth, through the pansy, through the kapok, through the sadness, joy and impermanence that appear and disappear.

37. Two people get together for happiness, and break up to relieve pain. You can no longer make me happy, so I have no choice but to leave. When I left, it was also very painful, but you are definitely better than me. Painful because I am the first to say goodbye and the first to pursue happiness is me.

38. When you hate someone more, he will appear in front of you all the time; and when you miss someone, you can't find him even if you search the earth.

39. We are losing all the time, losing time, losing life, losing wealth and losing opportunities. We work hard to have more wonderful things, but unfortunately we only have two hands, so we must learn to choose and give up.

40. The dry seas and broken rocks of the past are no match for your last words of "good reunion and good separation."

41. Love is just a material thing. It doesn’t make much difference whether you want to love or hate. Everyone’s love is just a matter of personal imagination.

42. Whenever we first fall in love, we don’t understand love. By the time we understand love, love has gone far.

43. We put down our individuality, principles, and freedom just because we can’t let go of one person.

44. It’s just that I was too innocent at the beginning and was deceived by you into taking away my true feelings.

45. If you have a girl you like, don’t make other girls laugh, because one will be jealous and the other will be tempted.

46. There are many roads to take in life, but there is one road that cannot be turned back, which is the road of growth.

47. Life is crazy sometimes. We chase what we can’t have, but give up what we need most.

48. A lack of trust is like a mobile phone without signal, which can only play games.

49. Shine brightly in the sun, run in the wind and rain, dream your own dreams, and walk your own path.

50. The reason why distance is scary is that you don’t know whether the other person misses you or forgets you. Classic mood phrases: A person's greatest sorrow is that he is unwilling to be himself

1. A person's greatest sorrow is that he is unwilling to be himself.

2. I never expect anyone to feel sorry for me. It doesn’t matter. If the sky falls, I will carry it myself.

3. His clattering horseshoes are a beautiful mistake. He is not a returnee, but a passerby.

4. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up easily what should not be given up and stubbornly persist in what should not be persisted.

5. It seems that now there is no one I particularly like, no one I particularly hate, and no particularly good friends.

6. In life, there are many things that are fleeting, like saying goodbye at the station. They hugged each other just now, but in the blink of an eye they are far apart.

7. Life is like a journey. You don’t care about the destination. What you care about is the scenery along the way and the mood of seeing the scenery.

8. The world is so silent, I can only hear my own heartbeat. When I miss you, do you happen to be missing me too?

9. I just want to find one A shoulder that can bear my tears when I'm frustrated, and a shoulder that can give me a bite when I'm happy.

10. I don’t know how long the shooting stars can fly and whether it’s worth pursuing; I don’t know how long the cherry blossoms can bloom and whether it’s worth the wait.

11. If hurting you is a relief for you, you are willing to endure this kind of torture.

12. Although the sunset is beautiful, the light it emits cannot illuminate and warm you for long.

13. Every woman wants to live a good life, and every man wants to have a beautiful woman.

14. Not all winter days are so cold. When they are warm, they are also sad.

15. I do not trade my job for anything, and my job includes political life.

16. Others hold hands, and I hold my dog. Take a walk, swim, and see who doesn't like it and bites it twice!

17. When you are alone, you miss him and cry, but when you see him, you pretend to smile indifferently.

18. The road to success is paved with determination. In the face of firm determination, difficulties will fall like dominoes.

19. I am just tired of the hypocrisy in front of me and tell the truth from the bottom of my heart.

20. You have to find the joy of life by yourself. No one has the obligation to do anything for you or to please you.

21. Woman, your beauty, your temperament, your freedom, your arrogance, your overwhelming power are just for one person.

22. I am very cowardly. When things happen, I always act like I am good in front of outsiders. When I return to my own shell, I feel like I have lost my soul.

23. Your name is the most beautiful Chinese word I have ever heard, the most beautiful font I have ever seen, and the warmest words I have ever said.

24. Only you can make my mood rise and fall again. Only you can make my mood fall and rise again.

25. If life is a first encounter, in the prime of life, I will have a rouge drunkenness with you, and we will not stop until we get drunk.

26. Happiness is to find a warm person to spend your whole life. I sincerely hope that everyone can have their own happiness! If you have someone, it will be great

1. The happiest moment for a person is to find the right person, who indulges your habits, And love everything about you.

2. My dear, don’t let me rely on you and then ruthlessly throw me away.

3. Forgetting you is as hard to forget as forgetting the original oath.

4. In a world of two people, one is always making trouble, the other is laughing, the other is noisy, and the other is coaxing.

5. I have always been stubborn in thinking that I can smile calmly no matter what happens. However, when you finally turned around and decided to leave, I burst into tears that could not be suppressed. This is, the past happiness laughs at the pain in my heart. It turns out that the most painful pain in the world is to leave.

6. There are foreshadowings along the way, and the moment you turn around, the whole world falls.

7. I keep writing diaries. I don’t know whether it is the pen or the memory that I can’t stop writing.

8. Now it’s finally time to say goodbye. He left before me, but I feel a little relieved. Sooner or later, one of us will experience this kind of sadness alone, so let me bear it.

9. At the crossroads, we walk separately. You let go of my tears, and I let go of your hate.

10. The wind blows up the fleeting time like broken flowers, and your smile sways and sways, becoming the most beautiful embellishment in my life. Look at the sky, the snow, and the deep shadows of the seasons.

11. Occasionally, you will find me and contact me, but your sudden appearance will still stir up my heartstrings. However, I have also learned to pretend to you, neither cold nor hot, neither salty nor light, smile heartlessly, and will no longer shed those cheap tears. Then I heard you say softly: You have changed.

12. There is no happiness when you should laugh, no tears when you should cry, and no promises when you should believe.

13. I am too lazy to think, bother, or care about certain people and things.

14. Thinking of the people I have hurt and the people who have hurt me

15. If a person lives well, why bother falling in love.

16. Many outstanding women say that they were tough and strong back then, but as they slowly progressed, they unknowingly softened their stature and began to experience the power of gentleness and plainness. The reader couldn't help but ask: Isn't the girl who is gentle, warm and soft from the beginning a winner in life? In fact, only by being tough can you become truly soft, and only by making money can you confidently say that money is not important. Tenderness without fighting is ultimately naive.

17. Some things are fixed in a warm and beautiful attitude and stay in my memory.

18. Being dissatisfied with your current situation and unable to change your current situation. Most people are unhappy because of this. In fact, unhappy people often do not lack the ability to change the status quo. They are almost always lazy and afraid, so they just mix and wait. The result is often a lifetime of not being able to laugh.

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20. Many things are somewhere between being aggrieved and hypocritical.

21. In my life, the two words that break my heart the most are your names.

22. I believe you. It’s not that I don’t love you anymore, it’s just that our love really can’t go on.

23. It would be nice if you came.

24. After we broke up, I still know you, but I no longer want to see you. If you live a good life, I will not bless you. If you live a bad life, I will not laugh at you, because from now on we Stranger, I am no longer in your world, and you are no longer in my world. I can no longer cherish you. I'm sorry. What I lost is also what you lost.

25. It seems that I have been waiting for a hundred years, and suddenly I understand that even if we meet again, it would be better not to see each other in a mature performance.

26. Forgetting is our unchangeable fate. Everything is like a misaligned drawing. Everything in the past cannot go back to the past, it just slowly extends and staggers away bit by bit. Maybe, we really should forget the things that have been missed

27. The words hidden in the bottom of my heart are not meant to be hidden, but not all pain can be shouted out.

28. Explanations may cause harm, and excuses may save you, but they are never the most beautiful.

29. Looking through the fleeting time in your eyes, I believe that you really loved me, just like I really lived or died for you.

30. Leave the memories behind, and everything will return to tranquility. Editor: You came here for a while, but I miss you all my life. Editor: It is better to love deeply and early than to love just right. Editor: No one treats me well, I treat myself well