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I advise you to drink less and pay attention to your health.

1, wine is a good thing, but drinking too much will hurt your health and worry about your family. Take care!

2. I advise you to drink less and don't treat addicts for no reason!

3, advise you to drink less, drink too much and make a fool of yourself.

4, drinking is not a joke, drunk once a year.

5. I advise you to drink more wine. It makes no sense to go to Yangguan in the west, and no one will send you wine. I advise you to drink less.

6. Wine is heroic, but don't have sex after drinking it!

7, health first, it is not recommended that you do a glass of wine.

8. It is said that seven points is a good person, and wine is perfect until it is slightly drunk.

9. You know, drinking and smoking torture the body and hurt the heart.

10, children are annoyed when they see it, and wives are strange when they see it.

1 1, a good habit of drinking in moderation, which does not hurt your health or get tired.

12, wine can make or break; Wine can preserve one's health and kill people.

13, a little wine makes you happy, and a big wine hurts the liver, and a heavy drink destroys the liver.

14, drunk once, uncomfortable every time; Give up drinking once and you will fail!

15, drinking can warm the body, but it will also hurt the body. Only good health is the capital of the revolution.

16, caring about others and communicating more, why go back and get drunk.

17, wine is a good thing. We should treat wine well and ourselves well. For the sake of health, we advise you not to drink too much.

18, for your health and your family, don't drink too much.

19, I advise you to drink less wine, and don't let it hurt your health!

20. I advise you to drink less, for the sake of the people we love and those who love us. Life is only once, please cherish it twice!

2 1, drinking, light is drunk, heavy is time-consuming; In the worst case, drinking too much will harm others and yourself!

22. I advise you to drink less wine and get drunk after waking up.

23. Drinking less is beneficial, but drinking more is harmful. Success is Xiao He, failure is me. For a while, control yourself.

24, drinking too much wine hurts the stomach, and smoking too much also hurts the lungs.

25, accompanied by wine when I was young, joking to solve the problem. Go to the wine field to drink, and waste time is anger.

26, because wine is drunk, drunk people sleep. Sleep because of wine, wine makes people sleep, because.

27, leek warm wine is delicious, not as good as hot bed at home!

Life is too short to have fun. Never drunk, unwilling. Turn the fairy into the devil and control yourself. Pleasure is good, indulgence brings disaster.

29. Being drunk hurts your health, and your feelings are too deep and sad. The rest of your life is not long. Please be kind to yourself.

30. Noisy drinking is very harmful, and I almost lost a good wife.

3 1, life is more expensive or wine is more expensive. I advise you to drink less and not be greedy.

32, a little drunk, a big drunk hurts the body, although white wine is delicious, you can't be greedy.

33, drinking too much wine hurts the body, and the feelings are too full of sadness. Life is short, and if you struggle too much, you will live very tired.

34. Drinking too much hurts the brain and liver, and you are tired when you sleep.

35, wine is a good thing, use less is good for the body, drink more is harmful to the body.

36, drinking and making friends, as long as you have it in your heart, how much is enough!

37. I advise you to drink less wine and never get drunk in other people's stomachs.

38. Drinking is for recreation, but drinking too much will spoil the fun.

39. Respect requires more than serving wine. Who is to blame for being polite and knowledgeable?

40, slowly drink the gentleman style, if you are interested in singing.

4 1, life is just a few glasses of wine, whoever drinks first goes first!

42. Can you drink? Can you drink? There is no need to compare alcohol consumption. If you want to drink it, just drink it yourself, and don't make a difference on others!