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While I was sleeping *** my friend climbed into the bed of my landlord
Perhaps it was because I had been single for a long time. The moment I saw that girl, I had an impulsive idea in my heart, but my desire was quickly suppressed by reason. Even if I want her to be my girlfriend, I have to do it step by step, not in a hurry. So I started living in a shared apartment with a girl. It was the first time I shared a house with a girl, and we even made some embarrassing jokes.
On the fifth night of the shared apartment, I came back from get off work. The weather was sultry. I took off my clothes immediately after I got home, wearing only a ***! Because the girls in the flat got off work late and I got off work early, I thought she hadn't come home yet, so I went straight to the bathroom wearing ***, wanting to take a shower. But the moment I opened the door, I was shocked to see her wiping her body inside, having just finished taking a shower!
I was stunned for a moment, looking straight at her body, ***. The pair of firm breasts in front of me are white and full of D cups. The pair of bright red cherries are so attractive and delicious! I unknowingly reached out to touch it, and then she screamed, which woke me up from my intoxication!
I suddenly felt that my face was hot, as if it was burning, and my lower body was so uncomfortable that my penis was turned into a small tent! I’m so embarrassed! "What do you want to do?" the girl shouted in horror, "Me! I don't want to do anything!" I immediately withdrew. I quickly returned to my bedroom, looked at my swollen lower body, and thought about the scene just now, thinking that she must have mistaken me for a gangster. Woohoo!
Oh, just a few days after living together, something embarrassing like this happened, which left a bad impression on her. How can I face her in the future? I explained to her afterwards that I didn't do it on purpose and thought she hadn't gotten off work yet. She wasn't angry, nor did she accuse me. Instead, she was very calm and said it didn't matter. She also said that I didn't do anything to her! I also thought that this girl is really generous and not so petty!
After this embarrassing incident passed, our relationship gradually began to improve. When she goes shopping, she always likes to drag me with her. It was hard for me to say no at first, but later I really enjoyed going shopping with her. After all, she is a stunning beauty! It is estimated that no one can resist her cuteness! And on a rainy night, I finally lay under her pomegranate skirt, singing and singing every night, enjoying all the "sexual bliss"!
I don’t know whether I was intoxicated that night or was tempted by her fanatical passion. The two of us had that kind of relationship half-heartedly. When I woke up in the morning, looking at her who had just woken up, and her jade body with uneven texture and fragrance, I vowed to treat her well and cherish such a good girl! In this way, the two of us established a relationship and lived together in the same bedroom.
The landlord of the house we rent is a man who travels for a long time. Although there is an empty bedroom, he usually does not live here. But suddenly one night I came back to stay. It was said that my job was transferred and I returned to the head office to work, so I started to stay here every now and then. But for some reason, the male landlord always looks at my girlfriend strangely, and often secretly stares at her, as if he is an evil person.
I worked overtime on Saturday night and came back late. After I got home, I quietly finished washing, tiptoed to the bedroom, lay down on the bed and fell asleep. I woke up in the middle of the night and felt something was wrong. I turned on the lamp and looked, but my girlfriend was nowhere to be seen. So I walked into the living room and heard movement in the landlord's bedroom. I lifted the quilt and saw that my girlfriend was sleeping with the male landlord in each other's arms. I was so angry that I started punching him, but he was strong and I was no match for him.
Woohoo! My girlfriend slept with him like this, what a shame!
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