Ask for a hilarious joke (no more than 200 words)

I stood on the balcony. I saw a meteor across the sky. So I made a wish to make you more beautiful. I heard a whoosh-the meteor came back and cried to me: Big Brother, you embarrassed me!

The magician on the ship is caught by his parrot every time he does magic. One day, while the magician was performing magic, the ship hit a rock and sank. He and the parrot lay on a piece of wood and looked at each other for three days. The parrot said, I am deeply impressed by this big song. Where did you change boats?