The imperial wife doesn't cry one after another. See which joke I am at the crossroads.

Once upon a time, there was a poor scholar named Wang who especially liked to write poems. One day, Wang Xiucai was walking in the street and suddenly remembered a few things. At that time, he became interested and casually recited four poems:

There is a lotus pond in front of the palace, watching the stars and changing sauces at midnight.

Two Xiao Wang are fighting for a jade bowl, and the night pearl is at home.

As luck would have it, a big sedan chair came in front. Hearing this, the policeman sitting in the sedan chair lifted the curtain of the sedan chair and saw that the poor scholar ignored him. He was very angry, and then he studied the poem he just sang and thought it was an anti-poem. The first sentence called his home "Wang Fu". The second sentence says that he has the ability to watch the stars move "will"; The third sentence compares one's children to "Xiao Wang", and the jade bowl is only available to the royal family; The fourth sentence says that there is a night pearl in his house. So he ordered Wang Xiucai to be called into a sedan chair and asked him.

Hearing this, Wang Xiucai was terrified out of her wits and quickly explained, "Master, how dare I compare with the emperor?" . Because there is a lotus pond in front of my family, and my surname is Wang, my humble abode is named "". Xiao Jia has a sauce jar outside. Seeing the stars last night, I was afraid of rain, so I took the sauce jar into the house. Without looking at the stars, the villain's surname is Wang, and the two children are naturally called' Xiao Wang', because fighting for a white bowl is interesting. The night pearl treasure is because the villain's wife is bald and bright as a lamp. My Lord, you misunderstood the villain's poem.

Hearing this, the patrol captain became even more angry. He thought he was dishonest, but he lied to him with sweet words and ordered him to be taken away.

Wang Xiucai's wife's name is Yuer, and I heard that her husband was kidnapped by the patrol. She ran out of the house in fright, grabbed her husband's skirt and cried. Wang Xiucai was even sadder when he saw his wife. Knowing that he could not live, he asked his wife to arrange a funeral and sang another poem:

Jade wife, don't shed tears one after another and look at the young soldiers at home.

Wait until the autumn documents arrive, and look at people on the cross street.

Hearing this, the inspector said, "How dare you! At this time, you still call your wife a royal wife, call your son a little gentleman and call yourself a widower. This is not rebellion. What is it? "

Wang Xiucai said, "My Lord, you are mistaken again. Because my wife's name is Yuer, so little people call her' Jade Wife'; Two sons, one called Dajun and the other called Xiaojun, are still in infancy, so they are called' Young Army'; My Lord sentenced me to treason, and the documents handed down after the answer arrived were either killed or cut. I asked my wife to have a look at them in order to collect my body. How dare I be lonely? No matter how Wang Xiucai defended himself, he was killed for treason.