Silent classic jokes for you

The management of the company's development department is chaotic. There is no formal notice and demand plan for development projects, and surprisingly few people participate in them, usually one person for each project. You never know what kind of products users will eventually ask for. You never know whose opinion is the most important.

For example, it is generally like this:

At first, it was a man above who asked you to develop bicycles. He would say, it's just a bike. Look how simple it is. Only two wheels and a tripod. You ask: What are the requirements? He usually answers: nothing, just a bike. Finally, I don't forget to ask you: is tomorrow ok?

Usually in a few days, he will come to ask you: how is the development? All right. You will say: a little, just a few days. At this time, he will look around you, give some advice from time to time, and finally say, simply, you can install an engine for it and turn it into a motorcycle. You said: Ah, this is very difficult. We still need to find the information of gearbox and clutch. He will say: no, there is no hurry. It is not difficult to add an engine. Then you go to find the information.

A few days later, he came again. Ask again: almost ready. Before you could answer, he added, I went back and thought about it. Anyway, I added the engine, gearbox and clutch. I just added two more wheels and developed a car. Then walk away and leave you standing in shock.

After a while, he will come back and say that I have discussed with them these days and think it will be more refreshing to add a pair of wings to the car and make it into an airplane. How's it going? At this time, you don't talk much. Leave him alone and do your own thing.

After a while, he finally came again, accompanied by the boss and several guests. They came to visit your work together. The boss boasted to the guests: How about it? Our development capability is world-class. Well, it wouldn't be better to add more rocket boosters to the plane and make a spaceship. You are startled: ah! ? At this time, he immediately jumped out of the previous sentence: The boss is wise, SHEN WOO, and there is nothing he can do to unify the rivers and lakes for generations ~ ~ ~ ~ Then they flatter each other, eat, sing and bathe, which is none of your business. Do what you have to do.

In a few days, the customer's order came, and there was a xx spaceship, which was delivered within 10 days.

This joke is a bit interesting, but think about it, managers don't understand technology development, and the positioning of software changes again and again. There are many things that are so depressed.