Who has a similar joke?

1, Xinyi, Pingzhi and Kidd were also invited to attend the meeting of so-and-so celebrities, just as they were in the same boat. Pingzhi believes that a couple of Kidd are uneasy about being invited, but Kidd is dismissive of the two detectives. When the boat rowed somewhere, Kidd woke up after a sleep and found that the boat had stopped. The couple said to him, "I left my mobile phone at home, please wait for me for a while!" " "Say that finish, I turned over and jumped into the boat. running all the way was like a dragonfly. Soon I ran back, proudly waving my mobile phone in my hand.

Then Pingzhi also shouted, "No, I left my sword at home!" " "After jumping off the boat, it was also a wave of Shui Piao. I saw the waves splashing, and I came back with my sword in a few minutes.

Kidd, not to be outdone, also shouted, "I left my glider at home!" " "What did you forget? If you want a glider, you will keep flying. You jumped off the boat and plopped into the bottom of the river. Embarrassed, I climbed onto the boat, refused to accept it, jumped down again and plopped off the boat vertically. This time, a small fish slipped over his neck, which made him scream. Feeling a little sorry, Pingzhi quietly asked Shinichi:

"Kudo, shall we tell him where those stones are?"

8. On one occasion, Xinyi, Xiaolan and Ye traveled by plane.

Something went wrong in the middle of the flight, and we needed to skydive to escape.

There are only three parachutes, so one person has to make sacrifices.

Finally, it was decided that the smartest freshmen would ask three questions, and those who couldn't answer them would jump.

So a new question asked Xiaolan: "How many suns are there in the sky?" "one"

So Xinyi asked Ye, "How many moons are there in the sky?" "one"

So the new one asked Hattori, "How many stars are there in the sky?" "……"

Hattori died voluntarily and jumped, but he hung on a branch and didn't die, which was fatal.

Since then, the four * * * once again had the opportunity to travel.

The same thing happened,

So I decided to decide a self-sacrificing person as before.

So Xinyi asked Xiaolan, "How many eyebrows does a person have?" "two roads"

So Xinyi asked Ye Yue, "How many eyes does a person have?" "two"

So a new question asked Hattori: "How many eyelashes does a person have?" "……"

Hattori volunteered to die, but he fell into the lake and didn't die, which was fatal.

The third time four people took the opportunity to travel, they encountered this danger again.

Hattori immediately stood up and said bravely, "Don't ask, I'll jump!" "

Falling so firmly ...

The new class immediately regretted it and shouted at Hattori, who was falling rapidly in the air, "Hattori! We brought four parachutes this time ... "