Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Wukong said: "Take it out and let me see." The Dragon King waved his hand and said: "I can't carry it, I can't lift it! I need to go to the immortal to have a look." Wukong said: "Where is it? You lea

Wukong said: "Take it out and let me see." The Dragon King waved his hand and said: "I can't carry it, I can't lift it! I need to go to the immortal to have a look." Wukong said: "Where is it? You lea

Wukong said: "Take it out and let me see." The Dragon King waved his hand and said: "I can't carry it, I can't lift it! I need to go to the immortal to have a look." Wukong said: "Where is it? You lead me there." Dragon King Guo guided me to In the middle of Haizang, thousands of golden lights suddenly appeared. The Dragon King designated: "The one that shines is the one." Wukong lifted his clothes and stepped forward and touched it. It was an iron pillar, about a bucket thick and more than two feet long. He tried his best to say with both hands: "If it's too thick or too long, it can be used if it's shorter and thinner." After saying that, the baby was a few feet shorter and a little thinner. Wukong hesitated again and said, "It would be better to be thinner." The baby was really thinner. Wukong was very happy. When he took out the sea treasure and looked at it, it turned out that there were two golden hoops at the two ends, and a section of black iron in the middle. Next to the hoops there was a line of words engraved, which called "Ruyi Golden Cudgel Thirteen Thousand Five Hundred Catties" . I secretly rejoiced in my heart: "This treasure must be as expected!" As I walked, I muttered to myself, and said with my hands: "It would be better if it was shorter and thinner!" When I took it out, I found it was only two feet long and as thick as the mouth of a bowl. Look at him using his magical powers, throwing away all his tricks, and spinning around in the Crystal Palace, frightening the old dragon king, leaving the little dragon in dismay, all the turtles, turtles, and squirrels shrinking their necks, and all the fish, shrimps, and crabs hiding their heads. Wukong held the treasure in his hand, sat on the crystal palace, and smiled at the Dragon King: "Thank you for your kindness." The Dragon King said: "I don't dare, I don't dare!" Wukong said: "Although this piece of iron is easy to use, there is another point. "The Dragon King said: "What else can the Immortal say?" Wukong said: "If you didn't have this iron at that time, it would be fine. Now that you have him in your hands and no clothes on your body, what can you do? Just give me one as a token of thanks." The Dragon King said, "I don't have this one." Wukong said, "A guest can't offend two masters. If I don't have one, I won't be able to leave this house." The Dragon King said, "Sir. There may be some immortals in the world." Wukong said again: "It's better to go to three houses and ask for one." The Dragon King said, "If you don't agree, you should flatter me." Wukong said, "It's true. If you don't have any, I'll try this iron with you!" The Dragon King said in a panic: "Shangxian, don't do anything, don't do anything! I'll give you a pair when I see if you have any." Wukong said: "Your brother. Where are they?" The Dragon King said, "My brothers are Ao Qin, the Dragon King of the South Sea, Ao Shun, the Dragon King of the North Sea, and Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea." Wukong said, "I won't go, I won't go! I just hope that you will give me a favor." Old Long said: "There is no need to go to the immortal world. I have an iron drum and a golden bell here. Whenever there is an emergency, the drum will ring and the bell will ring. "The brothers will arrive immediately." Wukong said, "In that case, hurry up and beat the drum!" The turtle general then went to ring the bell, and the turtle commander came to beat the drum.

After a while, the sound of bells and drums really alarmed the three sea dragon kings. They arrived in a moment and met together outside. Ao Qin said: "Brother, what's the matter? Beat the drum and ring the bell?" Old Long said: "Brother, it's hard to say! There is some kind of born saint in Huaguo Mountain. He came to recognize me as a neighbor in the morning, and then asked for something. The steel fork is too small to offer, and the painted halberd is too light. I took out a piece of precious iron that fixed the base of Tianhe, and lost some ideas. Now I am sitting in the palace, and I have nothing to ask for. So ring the bells and ring the drums to invite your worthy brother. If you have anything to wear, just give him one and send him out." Upon hearing this, Ao Qin said angrily: "My brothers have raised their troops to take him!" Said: "Don't talk about taking it, don't talk about taking it! That piece of iron will die if you hold it a little, or die if you knock it a little. Your skin will be bruised and your tendons will be bruised!" Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea, said: "Two Brother, don't do anything with him, just wear a pair of clothes with him, send him out, and send him to heaven. God will punish him. "Beihai Dragon King Ao Shun said: "That's right. I have a pair of lotus silk walking shoes here. "Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea, said, "I have a pair of golden armor with a chain." Ao Qin, the Dragon King of the South Sea, said, "I have a purple gold crown with phoenix wings." The old dragon was overjoyed and introduced himself to the Crystal Palace. This is offered. Wukong put on the golden crown, golden armor, and cloud shoes, used the wish-fulfilling stick, and struck out all the way, saying to the dragons: "Noisy, noisy!" The dragon kings of the four seas were very unjust, and they discussed whether to enter the table or not.

Look at this monkey king, he separated from the water channel, walked back to the iron plate bridge, and summoned his generals to come up. He saw four old monkeys, leading the monkeys, all waiting by the bridge. Suddenly, I saw Wukong jumping out of the wave, without any moisture on his body, and walking onto the bridge, golden.

The monkeys were so frightened that they all knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, what a beautiful color! What a beautiful color!" Wukong, with a spring breeze on his face, ascended the throne and stood the iron rod in the middle. These monkeys didn't know what was going on, so they all came to get the treasure, but they were like dragonflies shaking an iron tree. They couldn't move at all. They bit their fingers and stuck out their tongues and said, "Grandpa! It's so heavy, you can't even bring it!" Wukong Approaching, Shu opened his hand and lifted it up, smiling at everyone: "Everything has its own owner. This treasure has been buried in the sea for thousands of years, but Coco's body shines brightly this year. The Dragon King only thinks it is a piece of black iron." , and called it the sacred treasure of Tianhe Town. The boy couldn't carry it, so he asked me to go and get it myself. At that time, this treasure was more than two feet long and as thick as a bucket. He became much smaller; if he was taught a little younger, he would be much younger; if he was taught a little bit more, he would be much younger again. When he looked towards the sky, there was a line written on it, which read: "Thirteen thousand and five thousand golden hoops." "Hundred pounds." Just stand aside and wait until I ask him to change." He held the treasure in his hands and shouted, "Small, small, small!" Just make an embroidery needle, it can be repaired. Hide it inside your ears. All the monkeys shouted in shock: "Your Majesty! You're taking it out to play with!" The monkey king actually took it out from his ear, put it on his palm and shouted: "Big, big, big!" Then he made a big bucket, which was as thick as two feet long. He found the happy place, jumped on the bridge, walked out of the cave, took the treasure in his hands, used a magical power that could control the sky and the earth, bowed his waist, and shouted: "Grow!" He grew to be ten thousand feet tall, and his head was as tall as Mount Tai. , waist like a mountain, eyes like lightning, mouth like a basin of blood, teeth like swords and halberds. The stick in his hand can reach up to the 33rd level and down to the 18th level of hell. It can frighten tigers, leopards, wolves, worms, monsters all over the mountain, and the demon king in the 72 caves, all of which are so scared that they kowtow and their souls fly away in fear. , immediately took away the Dharma elephant, turned the treasure into an embroidery needle, hid it in his ear, and returned to the cave. The demon kings of the caves were so panicked that they all came to congratulate him.

At this time, the flags and drums were in full swing, the gongs were rang, delicacies were prepared, coconut liquid and grape juice were poured out, and the banquet was enjoyed with everyone for a long time. But he followed the previous teachings. The Monkey King named the four old monkeys as strong generals, and called the two red-breasted monkeys as the second marshals of Ma and Liu, and the two apes with full backs as the second generals of Beng and Ba. Entrust the four strong generals to maintain the camp and all the rewards and punishments. He let go of his mind, and traveled around the world, enjoying the pleasures of thousands of mountains. Use martial arts to visit heroes; use magical powers to make many wise friends. At this time, seven more brothers met, including the Bull Demon King, the Jiao Demon King, the Peng Demon King, the Lion and Camel King, the Macaque King, the Tamarin King, and seven of his own Monkey Kings. Day by day, lectures on literature and martial arts were given, wine cups were handed down from time to time, strings were played, music was played and dances were played, morning and evening were gone, and no one was unhappy. Think of the thousands of miles away as the road to the palace. The so-called nodding your head and walking across three thousand miles, twisting your waist for more than eight hundred years