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True love's QQ personality signature 20 19 heart is something you can't control.
Don't talk to me about the future, I can't see that road.
The heart is something you can't control.
Love is something that you can't even grasp yourself.
5: I am willing to be your little train and never cheat.
6: I am willing to be your mermaid and never cheat.
7: No matter how cool it is, it is also my person.
8: No matter how evil and cold you are, you are my woman.
9: Tell me about your promise to love me like a child forever.
10: Tell me about your naive promise to love me forever.
1 1:- man, please remember that women are on it.
12:- Women, please remember that men are arrogant.
13: If pain is a description, I will be stubborn to the end.
14: If cruelty is a kind of calmness, I won't choose passivity.
15: You are mine, and no one can take it away. I am too overbearing.
16: I'm yours. No one can take it away. I give up.
17: Love is a feeling, and you will feel happy even if you are in pain.
18: love is an experience, even if it is heartbreaking, it will feel sweet.
19: I am not perfect, but what I can give is unique.
I am not perfect, but what I give you is irreplaceable.
2 1: I miss her in those days, or I miss her in those days.
22: I miss myself in the past, or I miss myself once.
I'd rather you made a mistake and regretted it than you withered in my arms.
I would rather you were hurt and shed tears than let you languish in my love.
I live in a colorful world, so I can have three wives and four concubines.
I live in today's society, and I can't be obedient and virtuous.
27: All the handsome guys in the world are not as handsome as my family.
All the beautiful girls in the world are not as beautiful as my little girl.
My heart is neither too big nor too small, but it can only hold you.
My hand is neither too big nor too small, but it can only hold you.
3 1: No matter what the weather is like, remember to take your own sunshine at any time.
No matter what happens, remember to fill your heart with happy fairy tales.
Without the shadow of your love, I am not a warm teenager.
I am not a warm girl without your love.
35: Falling in love is an accident. Why do you insist on God's arrangement?
36: Love is a rehearsal. Why is it so colorful?
37: I will let love open and warm your hands, one left and one right.
38: I will let the gentleness that I don't say accompany you to the end, tandem.
Happiness seems close at hand, but it depends on whether you can grasp it.
Happiness seems within reach, but it depends on whether you cherish it or not.
4 1: Not gentle. Not pretty. But you never gave up your love.
42: Not handsome. Not considerate. But you will always follow me.
You know, I need you, so please don't leave
I know that you need me, so don't be afraid that I won't leave.
I can feel your warmth even if you are not by my side.
I can feel your concern even if you are not with me.
I want to be the oxygen and courage that you must live.
48: I want to become air and become a necessity for your survival.
She is the oxygen of life. I can't live without her.
He is the sun in the sky. Without him, my world is bleak.
5 1: The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.
The existence of a smile proves that I still have the power to disguise.
53: I don't want hugs, because there is no heartbeat there.
54: I don't want other people's hugs, because there is no smell of you there.
I just want to take the train with him in the future and reach the other side of happiness.
But I am willing to take an eternal flight with you and fly to a beautiful paradise.
57: Loneliness is a kind of so-called pure love, which never exists after it recedes.
58: Tears are a precaution, a weariness of the burden hidden in your heart.
He is the sun, he will shine, and when I reach out and hug him, it will burn my heart.
60: She is the moon, she will be dim, reaching out and touching it will make me feel cold.
6 1: Even if I end up with nothing, you are the reason why I don't regret it.
Even if I end up with nothing, you are the reason why I become stronger.
Silly child, your arms can only give me one to hold you forever.
Silly girl, your little hand can only give me one to hold you forever.
65: Our love. Wet, torn, lost, gone, dead.
66: Our love. Always hurt, always hurt, always flashing, always flashing, always scattered.
You still owe me a hug so that I can remember the smell when I wake up.
You still owe me a smile to drive away my troubles when I am lonely.
My man is not allowed to be cute with other women except me.
70: My woman is not allowed to be gentle with other men except me.
7 1: The sky is falling and the ground is sinking. Only my love for you will remain unchanged in this life.
72: The sea will dry up and the stones will rot. Only my love for you will last forever.
I love you, miss you, touch you, kiss you, confess you, see you, see you, hit you and love you.
I miss you, rub you, kiss you, announce you, look at you, scold you and love you.
75: Stubborn care, just because I want to take your overbearing as my own.
76: Unscrupulous dependence is only because you want to be selfish and exclusive.
77: Let me get used to secretly loving you and collect your every sound!
78: Let me get used to thinking about you secretly and hiding your every emotion!
79: System prompt: Your love for Russia has been successfully received, and I have replied.
80: System prompt: Russia's love for you has been successfully delivered and the other party has received it.
8 1: Your ordinary face has involved me so much.
82: Your ordinary name involves so many emotions.
It is your face that makes me smile when I cry.
84: It was your greetings that moved me when I was lonely.
Bury my love in my heart and disappear, even if you are close at hand.
86: Take love back to your heart and keep it fresh, even if it is the ends of the earth.
87: I can't be my former self in this life, but I will be proud of myself in the next life.
88: I can't watch you laugh with you in this life until I won't quarrel with you in the next life.
I think, I am old, my right hand is on crutches, and my left hand is holding your right hand.
90: I think, when I get old, my left hand is on crutches and my right hand is holding your left hand.
9 1: Happiness is holding hands, even if you lose your sense of direction, you won't be afraid.
92: Love is finding the right person, even if you don't meet or contact, you won't be lonely.
93: If you hurt my woman, I will let you know what domineering is.
94: If you hit my man, I will let you know what a bitch is.
95: I know your tears are just a kind of helplessness, so why draw a fake picture in the future?
96: I know your salvation is just a habit, and I also make you feel sorry for how afraid you are of loneliness.
97: Woman, nobody wants to marry you except me. You are my daughter-in-law, legally recognized.
98: Man, nobody wants to marry me except you. I am your daughter-in-law, and the world has proved it.
99: At that time, you were the end of the world, and I was the cape. We were opposite each other, so desperate that we couldn't rely on each other.
100: At that time, you were the bright moon and I was the clear spring. We are inseparable and can't be entangled.
Deep in my heart, my heart is something I can't control myself.
1, when people are around, they think there will always be opportunities. In fact, life is subtraction, with one side missing.
2. From now on, be a warm woman, write warm words and smile warmly at everyone.
I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until I thought I was decadent.
Then you become the past, only in the corner of my memory.
5. It's past 12, my 20th birthday. Happy birthday, I said to myself.
6. The best time to fall in love is awkward.
7. Marriage is a building.
8. Who knows what you say, who knows what you laugh at and says nothing-
9. I am not arrogant, I am not fooling around, I am tired of those dependencies that may be lost at any time.
10, the heart is something you can't control yourself.
1 1, I have practiced for countless times, thinking about how to express my love to you every day.
12, time has taken away a lot of things from us, and in the end we only have memories.
13, I dare not think about those beautiful memories, because every time I think about it, I am afraid that I will be sad.
14, I am very happy recently, and my life is great.
15, I will give you everything I can, except to let you know that my heart hurts.
Touching feelings of depression and sadness. Let's talk about the sentence that the heart is something you can't control yourself.
1. Some forgotten things become doomed and then push people to the abyss. In fact, I have always been afraid, afraid of sadness. However, sadness flows relentlessly in front of my blood.
Behind you, I will always suffer for your affection.
I believe in you, and I know that you will lead me to the best future.
Sometimes a kind smile may change everything, my friend. If you smile more every day, you will have less troubles. Life is happy, not because you have more, but because you care less. Life is painful, not because you get too little, but because you ask too much.
When we face things, if we change our mood, we may have new vitality; In another mood, failure is just a test; In another mood, everything is a joke; Change your mood and welcome a better tomorrow!
Some stories don't need to be told to others, and some sadness is not understood by many people. In fact, everyone's life is a little bitter. I just want less sadness and more happiness.
7. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water, and then dripping into tears; On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, propped up my eyes against the wind and tried not to blink; I often smile at myself and close my eyes, thinking that I can forget, but the tears I shed do not deceive myself; I am thinking that sometimes, love is also a kind of injury: cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.
The heart is something you can't control yourself.
9. Life is like a red-hot iron bar, which needs a lot of training to walk well.
10. Single loop, originally listen to your own mood.
1 1. Suddenly, I found myself a stranger to my heart.
12. When encountering setbacks at work, it is difficult to retreat; When life is difficult, you complain about suffering; Always complaining about others, sighing all day, envious of others' achievements, pessimistic about their own way. In fact, if the work is not satisfactory, you can take your time, because experience needs to be accumulated; Life is unhappy, don't worry, life is a hodgepodge. Others are successful today because of their past achievements. Although you are unhappy today, you are still young and have a future.
13. People are often lazy and used to doing what they are familiar with, meeting familiar people and saying familiar words. Therefore, the vision is often very large, and several trees block the scenery and block the way out. There is often no fixed pattern in life, and it is impossible to do things only according to one's own inertial life. Therefore, don't lose your way because you are too familiar with it, and don't miss the overall situation because you are too narrow-minded.
14. One moment through youth, the other moment memory stranded for life.
15. Please don't cry for me! If one day I really leave, please remember that I loved it deeply; If one day I really leave, please remember that I tried; If I really leave one day, please remember my struggle: if I really leave one day, please remember that I met the other person; If one day I really leave, please remember that I have been here. Please remember, I will proudly say: I have been to this world. People who love me, please don't cry for me; Please don't feel sorry for me, those who love me.
16. The best is not the future, but today. The sunshine is so good, why bother yourself?
17. Too much helplessness, only blame me for being too infatuated.
18. When a cigarette falls in love with a match, it is doomed to be hurt. Don't say love easily, make promises and pay debts.
19. You have been living in my world, and I was not in your world from the beginning.
20. Time is the best treatment. No matter what kind of memory you have, time will dry the tears in your memory.
2 1. If many things can be solved with tears, how can there be so much helplessness in the world?
22. It's not that I don't love you enough, but that you should give up first.
23. After many years, how many real brothers can there be?
24. At first you loved me, and at last you gave up on me.
25. I use my thoughts to connect stories into brilliant memories. Maybe the memory is unbearable for me. I am willing to break my mind and let my memory be scattered all over the floor. At that broken moment, I really heard the voice of heartbreak again, crisp and crisp, and that was the memory crying. My restless mind always goes its own way, insisting on staying away from all the time about youth and fleeting time.
26. Like and tired, there is always an episode that shows that their results will actually be abandoned.
27. You don't need me anymore, but you feel sad and helpless.
28. Collect the fragrance precipitated by the years, smile in the silhouette of time, let the cold wind still shine brightly, make your heart full of hope, follow kindness, walk through the noise of the world of mortals, and write touching warmth in the shallow years.
29. I met an irresponsible person, but I gave everything for him.
30. I have seen so much and learned so much, and I have learned so much.
3 1 Stand outside your planet and watch. If you can't enter your planet, you're just observing from the outside.
32. Holding you, I know what happiness is.
33. Is your hand not warm enough or not enough to accommodate my so-called loneliness?
Your smile easily determines my sadness and happiness, and your eyes can make me die unsatisfied. ...
35. Parting may be the best choice, so that you won't suffer any more.
You have become a habit in my life, an indispensable habit. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.
37. The best friend is not just someone who will always be with you, but someone who knows himself better than you.
38. Even if my life is a joke, at least I can make a few people laugh.
39. You are not left behind by others, and you are not prepared for others. Everything grows freely, plants flowers and makes mistakes. Time has blown down. Give it to time to pick it up.
40. One person sings a love song, two people are sad alone, and the end of love.
Cherish the happiness of qq signature encyclopedia 20 19 and even feel strange to yourself.
1, if you want to go, I won't stay, and deep love won't last long.
2. Men are the earliest, and women are always too deep.
It is said that everyone has problems. The more he likes it, the more he likes to bully people.
4. My lover's lover, please take good care of the person I love.
The more you get, the more you lose. The more you know, the greater the harm. The more you care, the sadder it is.
6. A good man should learn to cook during holidays, instead of just playing games all day.
7. This is a simple little love song, which sings the twists and turns of people's hearts.
8. Some friends once had nothing to say, but now they have nothing to say. -Electronic Lena
9. I hope someone can accompany me all the time. Don't be slow, just take a long time.
10, if two people are destined to be together, they will eventually find a way to get back to each other.
I am calm, so I never cry behind your back.
12, I always don't want to, so I accidentally thought of you who don't know how to be sad.
13, I really enjoyed my time with you.
14, in fact, it is those simple and fleeting times that accompany us to the end.
15, just give me the same tenderness, how can others have it?
16, I dare not look in the mirror, for I'm afraid even I feel strange.
17, this helpless city, there will always be so many heartbroken,
18, sometimes, a simple sentence can make me cry.
19, is there a lot of love that we haven't started over?
Fate is sometimes too shallow. No matter how hard you try, you will eventually become a stranger or regret it.
2 1, I don't want to be friends in the end.
22, no matter how annoying, don't forget to smile; Pay attention to your tone no matter how urgent you are; No matter how painful it is, learn to forget!
23, I don't say, no one knows how much I hurt. If I don't tell, no one will know how much I love you.
24, the little sunflower mother started work, and the child was too old to shoot, mostly abandoned, so she cut it.
25. There is always a person's name, which is all the reasons why you refuse others.
26, no fool's shadow, a little unaccustomed!
27. A man will never forget the woman he can't have, and a woman will never forget the man she once had.
28. I'm sorry to see you unhappy; I'm even sadder to see you happy.
29. I think the research center for troubled children should take you as the research object.
30. The memory you left has a long tail, no matter how you wipe it, you can't erase the trace.
3 1, if only it were that simple. I want to destroy them all in a flash.
32. I am proud of Diu Lei and Diu Lei. After leaving Diu Lei, I will let you go back to Diu Lei.
In my opinion, you are an indispensable part.
34. The reality is really pale. How can there be so many ups and downs in TV dramas?
I would rather let you see my heartless laughter than my sad tears.
As long as you say goodbye bravely, life will definitely give you a new beginning.
37. Get used to it and wait. All the long roads become longer and longer.
38. I just smiled and didn't answer, saying that little girls should not be stupid.
39. In fact, there is a kind of person who doesn't leave a message when he enters the space, which is not called running, but missing.
40. Sugar is everywhere when I am with you, and medicine is everywhere when I am apart from you.
4 1,-I don't know when it started. I became a stranger to myself.
I won't depend on others. Don't expect anyone. Because I'm fed up with disappointment.
43. There used to be Viagra, but now there is Weibo. This is the progress of the times.
44.- I saw your true colors today. What a corrupt person/
45. Personalized signature: Can you give me some visible care when I need it?
46. Destiny is a book. Turn it over and you miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.
You can see me typing on the keyboard, but you can't see my tears flowing on the keyboard.
48. There is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.
49. Have you ever done this? If you turn over what you have written before, you will inadvertently laugh at yourself.
50. In fact, there is jealousy in the friendship world, and its taste is no less than love.
5 1. Memories are like a cage, creating the most invincible lonely feast.
52. Love is kindness. Love is patience. Love never stops.
53. Your pledge of eternal love is only a perfunctory moment, and my whole heart is for life.
54. The words on the movie tickets will disappear with time, just like the people who accompany you to the movies.
55. I will pretend that I don't care and I don't love you.
You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.
57, eat, I want, thin, I want, you can't have your cake and eat it, I'll go.
58. From silence to silence, I understand how profound and unforgettable it is.
59. This is just a game and a dream. There is no place for you in the world of two people.
If he always holds an umbrella for others, why don't you wait for him in the rain?
6 1, not every tenderness can be exchanged for every aestheticism.
62. Even if you are really distressed, you should control your tongue.
63. If I don't talk about it, you will never mention that desolation.
Although I often think of you sharing the same dream with us, I have never seen you.
65. I returned my freedom to you and suddenly found it really relaxing.
When you turn around and leave, you should know that there is no turning back.
67. Maybe I'm too tired to believe what men say.
68. I was too keen to consider your feelings.
69. The most surprising thing is that you suddenly embrace yourself and each other from behind.
70. What do you take me for to make me so down and out?
7 1, learning to look down on some things is the best protection for yourself.
72. The friend I want is just someone who won't use me. Why is it so difficult?
73. Crying at yourself and laughing at others is the so-called life.
74. When you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little scared and afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.
75. There is a person in my heart. Dare not say. Dare not touch.
76. When I was a child, I always fantasized about the future, but when I grow up, I always miss the past.
77. I always feel that some words and things are familiar.
78. People are always fragile, but they don't have to show it, because everything will pass. ...
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