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Ask Sima Guang to comment on Liu Bang: "Gao Zu dressed separately, took a three-foot sword, and became emperor for eight years ... only he knew people well and made them work well." Original text and
Ask Sima Guang to comment on Liu Bang: "Gao Zu dressed separately, took a three-foot sword, and became emperor for eight years ... only he knew people well and made them work well." Original text and translation. thank you
There was such a young man in the Qin Dynasty who had no ambition and was full of problems. He is lazy and never does farm work at home. He is a good drinker and often gets drunk. He is a lecherous, and he can't keep his legs open when he sees beautiful girls. He is rude and careless to officials and people. Most exasperating of all, he is good at lying and bragging. He often shows people seventy-two moles on his left leg. He didn't say it was a skin disease, but only a picture of the sky. He often looks at Xianyang from a distance, shakes his head and sighs: Oh, what a gentleman! His lies are getting more and more outrageous. He got a rusty iron bar from nowhere and told the villagers that it was a sword from a fairy in Nanshan. His name was Chi Xiao. He regards it as a treasure, and the "sword" is with him all day. He also said that he was not human, but a red dragon in the sky. His cows are getting bigger and bigger. He said that he had known the first emperor for a long time. The first emperor was a white dragon. He also said that the first emperor was not as good as him, because he was a red dragon with higher mana, and he would become an emperor instead. He also said that he knew that the vitality of the first emperor had turned into a white snake, and recently he swam near Fengxize. He said he would cut off the white snake, and he picked up the iron bar and gestured. People regard his words as jokes and big talk, and no one believes them. However, in one night, everything changed. That evening, dozens of young people from the village who went to the county as apprentices went to Fengxize. The young man was among them, but instead of going to work, he went to have fun. As he walked, he took out a hip flask and drank it. Strangely, recently, apprentices who went to the county often disappeared inexplicably near Fengxize. So, to be on the safe side, everyone sent an agile young man to take a few steps and find out. After a while, the spies fled back in fear. He said that he had walked for a while and smelled a faint smell ahead. So I climbed a big tree and looked around. I saw a huge and fierce white snake in the middle of the road, as if waiting for something. The crowd was too scared to move forward. At this time, the young man separated from the others and walked forward. He said the white snake was waiting for him, and he was going to cut it. As he spoke, he pulled out his iron bar and stumbled. It seems that he has been drinking all the way. People held their breath, looked at his bent back, and said to themselves: This silly boy … This young man didn't come back after a night, and people knew that he must have become a delicious meal for snakes. The dark clouds cleared and everyone moved on. After walking for a while, suddenly, they saw a huge white snake, which was cut in half and thrown on the side of the road. After walking a few more miles, I found the young man lying on the side of the road, fast asleep. There is a cloud on him, and a red dragon flies lazily in the cloud. The iron bar in my hand is gone, and it is replaced by a sword inlaid with colored beads and nine-flowered jade. It is cold and sharp, and the body of the sword is clearly engraved with two seal characters: Chi Xiao. At this time, people believed what the young man said was true. This young man is Liu Bang. This sword is Chi Xiaojian of the snake-cutting uprising. Chi Xiaojian is an imperial sword. %D%A
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