Ask for classic jokes about elephants and ants

An ant delights in playing tricks on elephants all day and hides far away every day.

When I saw the elephant coming, I hid in the dark.

Behind a big tree, when the elephant comes near, stick out its left leg.

Reach out at lightning speed and trip an elephant over a dog.

Eat shit and walk away with a smile.

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The elephant fell down, lost too much blood and was admitted to the hospital, ant.

He felt very sorry and gathered a large number of brothers the next day.

Crowd, sea of people, scrambling, success, dribs and drabs,

Make persistent efforts, never ending. ...

The nurse asked the ants in the front row, "Did you come much?"

What are people doing? ""The elephant is sick. Let's donate blood! "

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A little ant climbed into the elephant's ear and said something. Hearing this, the elephant fainted.

It turned out that the little ant said: I am pregnant with your child!

I finally got up.

When the ant finished, he added that the elephant fainted again.

The little ant said, and they are twins!

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An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed.

Little Nutbrown hare saw it and asked, "Why are your legs exposed?"

The ant said, "Shh! Don't make any noise, I'll trip him! "

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants waiting in line in a hurry and asked why.

The ant replied, "Yesterday, an elephant was tripped by one of our brothers and was seriously injured. Let's go and donate blood to that girl. "

Not long after, the rabbit saw a large number of ants coming back and asked what was going on. An ant said, "Oh, only one of them has the same blood type as that elephant. It is enough to leave him there to draw blood. "

On the third day, the rabbit came to the ant and asked, "Is that ya still alive?"

The ant said helplessly, "I carried it." It's so heavy that my waist is bent. It fell too hard! " "

When an elephant is sick, it should sue ants. The court ruled that ants tripped over elephants for malicious injury and imprisoned them for 6 months.

The ant refuses to accept, "the crime of personal injury is imprisoned for up to 2 months. Why did you sentence me to half a year? "

Judge: "The crime of personal injury is sentenced to February, and tripping an elephant is a crime of racial discrimination, plus 4 months."

So the ant filed a complaint with the High Court: "We are equal to elephants, how can we' discriminate'? Please ask the High Court to make a clear judgment, return us to innocence, and sue the judge for framing. "

A few days later, the elephant suddenly died and everyone ran to see it. I found a female ant next to me. Just ask it how the elephant died.

The mother ant cried and said, "I will tell it that I am pregnant with its child, and it will ..."

A few days later, the mother ant laid a pile of eggs, hatched and hatched, and finally hatched a group of ostriches, damn it! How unfair the elephant's death is!

One day, the rabbit suddenly saw an elephant hiding behind a tree and sticking out a leg. He asked, "What are you doing?"

The elephant said, "Shh! Be quiet. I will wait for the ant to come, so that I can stir him up and avenge my brother. "

As soon as the rabbit left the elephant, he heard the elephant's cry, so he ran back to see it at once and met an ant panting on the roadside.

After listening to the ant, the rabbit asked him: I wanted to provoke Lao Zi, but I found it early. It broke your foot!

The elephant was sent back to the hospital because the femoral artery was broken. This time, the blood loss is even more, even 80L is not enough. The blood bank is in an emergency, and the only ant that matches the blood type of the elephant has collapsed after the last blood transfusion.

1. The ant and the elephant got married, but the elephant died a few days later. The ant is very sad. He cried and scolded, "Dear, why did you walk in front of me?"? I don't have to do anything else in my life, so I'll bury you. "

2. An ant stood on the roadside with his left foot stuck in the ground, and his passing companion asked him: What are you doing?

He replied: Mom! Last time the elephant bullied me, I took revenge here. When he came, I climbed on him! ~ drop him to death! ~~

3. One more thing-ants and elephants agree to go swimming. The elephant took off his clothes and began to swim happily. The ant rummaged for clothes on the shore, and then shouted to the elephant in the water, "elephant, elephant!" ! Come up here for a second! ! "The elephant went ashore and asked" How to pull the ants "and said," Nothing, nothing, let me see if you are wearing my swimming trunks. "

4. An elephant was taking a shit in the middle of the road. An ant passed by and saw the dung heap surrounded by smoke. He couldn't help singing: Alasao, that's the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

5.( 1) An elephant is walking on the road. It is fierce and triumphant, and all the animals are gone. An ant came face to face, and the elephant said, "get out of the way, or I will step on you!" " "The ant said," How dare you? ! I'm pregnant and pregnant with your child! "The elephant fainted on the spot!

(2) After a while, the elephant woke up and said to the ant, "Dear, I really don't remember. Let's do it again! " The ant vomited blood and died.

6. Like an ant who loves him deeply, one day he said excitedly, "Dear, let's get married. Last time we were in after making love, I was pregnant with your baby! ~~~~"

After listening to this, the ant thinks that since he has children, he should get married. Although it seems inappropriate, what a strong son he will have in the future. There are successors ~ ~

And get married. ...

Nine months later, as the ant wished, he gave birth to a son. However, the elephant said, "baby's father, I'm going to have a confinement." You have to take care of our mother and son this month and get us 100 Jin of bananas every day! "

The ant fainted on the spot ~ ~ ~ regret it ...

7. A new day has begun. Let me give you another example-an elephant accidentally stepped on an ant nest, and the ants rushed out and climbed onto the elephant. The elephant shook, and the ant fell, leaving an ant on the elephant's neck. The ants in the underground shouted in unison, "strangle it!" Strangle it! "