Civilized jokes can make people laugh to death.

The plane was buzzing with people, some carrying snakeskin pockets, some carrying live chickens and ducks, and the security inspector was sweating: "Back? Just make up the ticket. You are overweight and old. " "Why? Last time two sacks of potatoes made me cut too old. " Another passenger leaned in and said, "Come on, brothers, have a cigarette. Look at my live chicken bag. If there is no room in the cabin to tie them to the wings of the plane, these balls will be old. Anyway, they can fly by themselves, without consuming the oil of the plane ... "

Zaizai was repaired by his father. He ran to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" Mom: "I want to avenge his son!" " "Aberdeen:"