Inspirational jokes and stories?

In daily life, funny stories can bring people a little happiness and relaxation. These jokes can be shared as some jokes, and you can also share happiness and good mood with everyone. The following is an inspirational joke story I compiled for your reference!

Inspirational joke stories 1

At noon, a woman walked downstairs. Maybe it's because my shoulders are uncomfortable and I want to look up and stretch. However, she saw a red bill floating in the sky, which was a hundred yuan RMB.

Women think it's strange. In the morning, she was chatting with a net friend at home. A netizen sent her a picture. In the picture, Takeshi Kaneshiro, with long hair and a sword in his hand, dressed as a Jianghu hero, handed a stack of hundred-dollar bills forward with both hands. There is a word next to it: reward! At that time, the woman smiled and replied to the netizen with a drooling picture. Now the woman looks at the floating RMB and thinks: Will there be good luck because of this?

But the RMB did not float to the woman's side, but floated to the crowd in the street. At this time, someone saw it, and the sky immediately raised a palm. Only one hand and five fingers apart, always ready to grab.

Women know that they can't beat so many people and stand there dumbfounded. When she looked up again, another RMB floated down. This one didn't float in front of the woman, but people in the street saw it and rushed to the RMB.

Who knows, there are RMB floating down from upstairs, one after another, but none of them float to the woman.

The woman wants to see where the RMB comes from, but she can't see clearly. The building was dazzling under the reflection of sunlight, and her 400-degree myopia glasses didn't help.

Suddenly, the woman saw a mass of red rushing to her chest. The woman immediately reacted, it was a pile of RMB! This woman used to be a member of the school basketball team and played first-class, so she quickly caught the stack of RMB. That action can be described as "lightning speed".

The woman quickly put the money in her bag and started to run away. The woman thought, don't fall down again, people should be satisfied, or the police will come in vain!

The woman ran a few steps and heard the voice behind her getting louder and louder. Looking back, the RMB is still floating down! The woman was really satisfied, stopped and ran home. What did a woman want to do when she went out just now? Now she doesn't want to do anything, just want to go home and put the money away.

When I got home, my husband fell asleep on the sofa in the lobby and my mobile phone fell to the ground. The woman went into the bedroom, opened the drawer and put the money in. Only then did she see a note stuck on the pile of RMB, which read: Dear, this is my Valentine's Day gift for you.

Women feel a little puzzled.

The woman went to the hall and picked up her husband's cell phone. Unexpectedly, she saw a short message parked on it and opened it. "Zhong Ge, it's Valentine's Day in China in a couple of days. What gift will you give me? Give me a surprise! "

The woman was jealous, dropped her mobile phone on the sofa and pulled her husband up again. When the husband opened his eyes and saw the fierce wife, he suddenly looked flustered. The woman pointed to the mobile phone and said, "What's going on!"

The husband picked up the phone and looked at it. He immediately became calm and said simply, "It must be some demon who made a mistake and sent it to my mobile phone!" "

The woman said, "Is it wrong? People will know that your surname is Zhong! "

"There are many people surnamed Zhong in the world." The husband said lazily.

The woman snorted and suddenly found her son missing. Their son is three years old and a naughty boy. The woman asked, "Where's the son?"

The husband said, "Is the son not at home?"

But they found two rooms and there was no sign of their son. Later, the woman found the balcony and saw her son lying on the edge of the balcony, holding a plastic bag of RMB in his arms and throwing it down one by one!

The woman was shocked and quickly hugged her son to grab money. This woman is very angry. She patted her son's hand and scolded him: "Let you be naughty, let you be naughty!" " ! You threw money, not money! This is the eighth floor. If you fall, you will die! ……"

When a woman scolds, the husband on the side also becomes flustered. He suddenly grabbed the money from the woman and opened the bag to have a look. He immediately sat down on the ground and murmured, "Huh? How can there be a little bit left ... "

Realizing what had happened, the husband rushed out the door and went downstairs. He saw a group of people downstairs hand in hand, making a surrender, chasing the RMB that fell from the sky.

"My money, my Valentine's Day gift is just like this!" The husband is very depressed.

Inspirational joke story 2

My son was about to get married, but he didn't know how to pay tribute to the Duke of Zhou, so he asked his father what to do. Father said vaguely, "You will be above and she will be below." On the wedding night, the bride saw that the new bed had been changed into a bunk bed and locked the door angrily to prevent the groom from coming in. Her son shouted at the door, "Dad! I can't get in! " The father replied, "Push!" The son then pushed hard and his knee was broken and bleeding. He couldn't help shouting, "ah! Bleeding! " I only heard my father say confidently in the room, "Yes!"

Inspirational joke story 3

The four wives who play cards are the wife of the newspaper president, the wife of the chairman of the milk company, the wife of the general manager of the power company and the wife of the judge.

Chatting while rubbing cards, chatting and chatting about that ...

At first, the wife of the newspaper president said with emotion, "Alas! In this respect, our old man, like the newsboy who delivered the newspaper to their newspaper office, stuffed the newspaper into the mailbox and left. "

The wife of the chairman of the milk company touched a card and said, "This is not unusual at all. Our son is like a milkman in the morning, just sitting at the door and not going in at all. "

When it was the general manager's wife's turn to publish, she shook her head and said helplessly, "Alas! In fact, you are all very good! My husband only comes once a month, just like their company checks the electricity meter. "

Finally, everyone wants to hear the opinion of the Chief Justice's wife. She said in a very chic tone: "We manage the court every day, but unfortunately we never sue!"