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The ancient poetry edition is a joke. .

15. When asked how clear the canal is, the students replied: 16 There is a clear spring in my heart. Why should I cut candles at the west window? The classmate replied: husband and wife 17 sat until dawn. Everyone knows a gentleman. The classmate replied: as long as it looks like Saddam 18. Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, that classmate replied: 6544 pulling a phoenix is better than pulling a chicken. Classmate A: There is another classmate fighting at the end of the bed. Answer: I got on the wrong sedan chair and married the right person. 20. I hope I can persuade God to stand up again. Classmate A: God yelled at me for a long time, 265,438+0. I was born to be useful. Classmate A: I used magic at the critical moment. Another classmate A: The mouse son can make holes. 22. If you are sentimental, you will get old. Classmate A: People. Classmate A: You are a fool if you don't eat. Everyone on the road wants to die. The masterpiece of first-year students: ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night. 25. Who hasn't died since ancient times? Classmate A: Who has no paper in his stool? 26.29. The last sentence: "Clear water makes a lotus, and some people write that mud makes a lotus root. 30. Fly into the homes of ordinary people. Student answer: Kangjia Caiba TV is 3 1. I hope people will last long. The student replied: A flower lasts forever. Stop looking. Landlord, if you want to talk again, I'll find you a drop. . . .