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Find the outline of 3 1 in a dream of red mansions

Tearing the fan for the thirty-first time made my daughter laugh out a white-headed binary star because of Kirin.

It is said that when Aaron saw the blood he vomited on the ground, he was already half cold. He wants to hear people say, "Young people vomit blood, even if they live longer, they will eventually be disabled." When he thought about it, he felt that his heart of glory and boasting was gone, and tears welled up in his eyes. Baoyu was very sad when he cried, because he asked, "What do you think?" Aroma forced a smile: "OK, what do you think!" Hearing this, Baoyu immediately had the yellow wine scalded and brought Dong Liyang blood pills. Aaron took his hand and said with a smile, "It doesn't matter how many people make this noise, but you complain that I am frivolous. Obviously, people don't know, which is not good for you or me. Seriously, tomorrow, you can send your boy to ask Wang Dong to get some medicine. People who don't know are not good. " Baoyu had no choice but to pour tea on the record and wash Xiren's mouth. Aroma knew that Baoyu was unstable and had to ask him to wait on him. Secondly, if he wants to disturb others, he goes to the sofa to wait on him. Baoyu forgot to wash and dress, so he quickly got dressed and asked Wang Jiren to make sure for himself.

This day is Duanyang Festival, and April's hairpin is tied to the tiger's arm. At noon, Mrs. Wang gave a banquet to invite the Xue family mother and daughter to enjoy the afternoon. Baoyu didn't talk to Baochai when he saw that she was dizzy, knowing that it was yesterday. It was yesterday that Mrs. Wang saw Baoyu listless. He was embarrassed and ignored him more and more. Lin Daiyu thought it was only yesterday that Baoyu was lazy. I'm too lazy to describe it. Last night, Mrs Wang told him about Baoyu and Jinbei. Knowing that Mrs. Wang was uncomfortable, he dared to joke and pretended to be Mrs. Wang, which made him lose his head. Sister Jia Yingchun is bored to see everyone. So, everyone sat down and dispersed.

Lin Daiyu was born to be absent. His idea is also reasonable. He said, "When people get together, they break up. They will be very happy when they are together, but won't they be very lonely when they leave? It's better not to be together when you're cold and sad. For example, when the flowers bloom, they are very cute. When you thank you, you will be more depressed. It is better not to open them. " So when people think they are happy, they think they are sad. Then Baoyu's feelings just want to get together often, afraid of being sad for a while, and flowers just want to bloom often, afraid of being bored for a while. Although there are 10 thousand kinds of sadness, there is nothing to do until the banquet is scattered. Therefore, today's banquet has ended in discord. Lin Daiyu didn't feel anything, but Baoyu was depressed and went back to her room to sigh. Qingwen came up to change clothes, accidentally dropped her fan, fell to the ground and broke her shares. Baoyu sighed, "Fool, fool!" What about the future? "Tomorrow, you will be the master of your own affairs. Do you care so little about the future? " Qingwen sneered, "Sir Zhong is very angry recently, so he will show Lianzi everything he does. A few days ago, he even attacked the attacker, but today he came to find fault with us. If you want to kick him, it's normal to lose the fan. I didn't know how many glass jars and agate bowls were damaged at first, but I didn't see any atmosphere. That's what a fan does now. Why bother! " If you don't like us, send us away and choose a good envoy. The separation between the two places is not good. Baoyu was so angry when he heard this, because he said, "You don't have to be busy, there will be another day of parting! "

Aroma had already heard this, so she hurried up to Baoyu and said, "OK, what's the matter? But I said,' If I don't arrive now, something will happen.' " Qingwen sneered: "Sister can say that she is early, which saves me from being angry. Since ancient times, you have been waiting on my grandfather alone, and we have never waited on him. We didn't entertain him yesterday because of your kindness. We won't know what the crime is until tomorrow! " Aroma was annoyed and ashamed. I wanted to say a few words, but Baoyu turned yellow with anger. She had to endure her temper and give Qingwen a push: "Good sister, it is our fault that you went out for a walk." Qingwen heard him say "we", and naturally it turned out to be him and Baoyu. She felt sour again, and said with a smile, even if you do something furtive, you can't hide it from me, so you called it' we' there. Fair and square, even a girl hasn't earned it yet, but she's just like me, so it's called' we'! Aroma blushed and thought about it. It turned out that she was wrong. "。 Baoyu said, "You are angry. I will flatter him tomorrow. Aroma quickly tugged at Baoyu and said, "He's a fool. "。 What can you tell him? "Besides, you used to suffer with me. How many years are you older than this? What happened today? " Qingwen sneered, "I used to be a fool and didn't deserve to talk to me there!" " Aroma said, "Are you arguing with me or with Mr. Zhong? If you are angry with me, just tell me, and don't quarrel in front of Mr. Zhong. If you are angry with Mr. Zhong, everyone should know that we shouldn't quarrel. I just came to advise you to take care. The girl found out my bad luck. It doesn't seem to bother me, and it doesn't seem to bother Mr. Zhong. What is the idea of ending? I won't say much, let you say it. " Say that finish, I went out. Baoyu said to Qingwen, "You don't have to be angry. I guess what's on your mind. I will go back to my wife, and you are older than me. Will I send you out? " Qingwen was very sad and said with tears, "Why should I go out? If you don't like me, you can't send me out in different ways. " Baoyu said, "Have I ever made such a noise? You must go out. Why don't you go back to your wife and see you off? " She stood up and was about to leave. Aroma quickly turned around and stopped her. "Where are you going?" Baoyu said, "Go home. "。 Aroma said with a smile, "It's really boring! "! Aren't you ashamed to go back? Even if he is serious, he must wait for this anger to go down, and it is not too late to return to his wife when he is fine. Isn't it suspicious that his wife is in a hurry to come back for serious business at the moment? Baoyu said, "Madam, I don't doubt it. "。 I told you he wanted to leave quickly. Qingwen cried, "How long have I been anxious to leave?" ? Rao is angry. He put pressure on me. Just go back. If you hit your head, you'll never get out of this door again. Baoyu said, "That's strange. "。 If you don't go, what will you do to make trouble? I can't stand the noise, so I'd better clean it up. "I said I have to go back. Aroma couldn't stop it, so she had to kneel down. Bi Hen, Qiuwen, Musk Moon and other maids saw the movement, and all of them were in the house silently listening to the movement outside. Now I hear xiren kneel down and beg, and they all kneel down together. Baoyu quickly helped Aroma up, sighed, sat on the bed and told them to get up. No one knows how broken this heart is. " As she spoke, she burst into tears. Aroma saw Baoyu crying, and she cried herself.

Qingwen cried to speak, and Lin Daiyu came in and went out again. Lin Daiyu said with a smile, "How can you cry well under the big festival?" Is it because you are unhappy about eating zongzi? Baoyu and xiren both laughed. "。 Daiyu said, "If you don't tell me, I'll ask you. As he spoke, he patted Aroma on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Tell me, good sister-in-law. "。 You must have had a fight. Tell your sister to make peace with you. Aroma gave him a push and said, "Miss Lin, what are you doing? "? One of our girls is talking nonsense. Daiyu said with a smile, "You said you were a girl, but I only thought you were a sister-in-law. "。 Baoyu said, "Why blame him? "? Give me a break, there are people who gossip, and you can still talk about him. "The hitter smiled and said," Miss Lin, you don't know what I'm thinking until you die. "I cried to death first." Baoyu said with a smile, "If you die, I will become a monk." Aroma said with a smile, "Honestly, why say these things?" Lin Daiyu held out two fingers and said with a smile, "I have become two monks. I will remember what happened to you when you became a monk from now on. " Baoyu smiled at himself when he heard that it was said the other day.

Daiyu walked for a while, and someone said, "Uncle Xue invited me", so Baoyu had to go. It turned out that he had drunk and had to leave. When he came back in the evening, he had brought some wine and staggered into his yard. I saw that a cool pillow couch had been set up in the yard, and a man fell asleep on the couch. Baoyu thought it was an attack. While sitting on the edge of the sofa, I pushed him and asked, "It hurts!" I saw that man turned over and said, "Why recruit me again!" Baoyu saw that it was Qingwen, not xiren. Baoyu took him and sat down beside him. He smiled and said, "Your temper is getting worse and worse. Getting up early means turning off the fan. I just said those two words, and you said those two words. I don't care. Xiren kindly advised me that you included him. Think for yourself, should you? " Qingwen said, "It's very hot. What are you catering to? Call someone to see what it looks like! I'm not fit to sit here. " Baoyu said with a smile, "Do you know why you fell asleep?" Qingwen smiled and said without a word, "If you don't come, you don't deserve to come. Get up and let me take a bath. The attacker Musk has taken a bath. I called them. " Baoyu said with a smile, "I just ate a lot of wine and need to wash it. Since you didn't wash it, you brought us water. " Qingwen waved her hand and smiled: "Come on." I don't know what to do. It is not easy for us to get in. Later, after washing, we went in and took a look. The legs of the bed are soaked with water, even the mats are covered with water. I don't know how to wash them. I laughed for a few days. I didn't have time to clean up, and there is no need to wash it with me. It's cool today. I washed it then, so I don't need to wash it again. I'll pour a basin of water, and you go and wash your face and hair. Just tell them to bring you food. "Baoyu said with a smile," In that case, you don't have to wash it. Just wash your hands and eat the fruit. " . Qingwen smiled and said, "I was so scared that I broke my fan and gave you fruit." "。 If you break the plate again, it will be even worse. Baoyu smiled and said, "You can fight as you like. "。 These things are only borrowed by others, and you like them. You can tear it up if you want, but don't take it out on him when you are angry. Just like cups and plates, they are originally used to hold things. You can break them on purpose if you like to listen to that sound, but don't take it out on them when you are angry. This is a matter of love. "Qingwen laughed." In that case, you take a fan and I'll tear it up. I like tearing best. Baoyu said with a smile: Just then, Sheyue came over and said with a smile: "Don't be evil. Baoyu caught up, grabbed the fan and handed it to Qingwen. "。 Qingwen took it and tore it for a while. Both of them laughed. "What do you mean by having fun with my things? "Baoyu said with a smile," Open the fan box and pick it out. " . What a nice thing! Musk said, "In that case, why not take out the box and let him tear it hard?" ? "Just move," Baoyu said with a smile. . "Musk said," I don't want to make this crime. His hand is not broken. Tell him to move. Qingwen smiled and leaned back on the bed and said, "I'm so tired. I'll tear it up tomorrow. Baoyu said with a smile, "The ancients said,' A thousand dollars can't buy a smile.' "。 How many fans are worth! "As she spoke, she called Aaron. The attacker changed his clothes and came out. My little girl Jiahui came to pick up the broken fan, and everyone enjoyed the cool. I don't need to elaborate. At noon the next day, Lady Wang, Xue Baochai and Lin Daiyu were all sitting in the old lady's room. Someone answered, "Miss Shi is here. "On one occasion, I saw Shi Xiangyun leading many daughter-in-law into the yard. Baochai, I don't need to elaborate on his intimacy. When I entered the room for a while, I paid my respects. I've seen it all. "It's hot," said Grandmother Jia. "Go outside and take off your clothes." Shi Xiangyun quickly got up and took off his coat. Mrs. Wang said with a smile, "I don't see why I wear these. Shi Xiangyun said with a smile, "My second aunt asked me to wear it." . Who wants to wear them? Baochai said with a smile, "Aunt doesn't know he wears clothes. She prefers to wear other people's clothes." . I remember that in March and April of the old year, he lived here and put on his robe, boots and forehead. At first glance, he looks like a treasure brother, only with two more pendants. He is standing. Be careful, Deng cyst, the lamp is hanging on the top, luring Xinglu to Guangdong for a visit. He just laughed but didn't go there. Later, everyone couldn't help laughing. The old lady just smiled and said,' It's good to look like a man. "Lin Daiyu said," this is nothing. Only when I picked him up in the first month of the year before last, it began to snow within two days. The old lady and my aunt thought it was only that day that they came back from the shadows. He tied a sweat towel around his waist and jumped on a snowman in the backyard with the maids. He fell in front of a ditch and splashed with mud. " When he said this, everyone laughed when he remembered the previous situation. Baochai smiled and said to Zhou Rui's wet nurse, "Ma Zhou, are you girls still so naughty?" Nanny Zhou also smiled. Yingchun smiled and said, "I don't care if he is naughty. I don't think he likes talking. I didn't see him sleeping or quacking there, laughing and talking for a while, but I don't know where he got those words. Madam Wang said, "I'm afraid it's better now. Someone came to see her mother-in-law's house the day before yesterday, but she was still there. "Nanny Zhou said with a smile," I haven't seen the old lady's clothes, but won't it be over after two days? " Shi Xiangyun asked, "Isn't Brother Baoyu at home?" Baochai said with a smile, "He no longer thinks of others, but only cherishes his brother. They are so stupid. This shows that they have not changed their ways. " Grandmother Jia said, "Now that you are old, don't mention your nickname." Just then, Baoyu came and said with a smile, "Sister Yun is here. Why didn't someone pick you up the other day? Why didn't you come? " Mrs. Wang said humanely, "The old lady just mentioned this one here, and he came to name names again." Lin Daiyu said, "Your brother has something good waiting for you." Shi Xiangyun said, "What good thing?" Baoyu said with a smile, "Do you believe him? I haven't seen it for a few days and I have grown taller. " Xiangyun said with a smile, "What about Sister Aroma?" Baoyu said, "Thank you for remembering." Xiangyun said, "I brought him something good." He took out his handkerchief and held it in his arms. Baoyu said, "What's the good? You might as well give him two crimson stone rings as you gave them the day before yesterday. " Xiangyun said with a smile, "What is this?" I opened it. Look, everyone, it's the crimson ring I gave you last time, a pack of four. Lin Daiyu said with a smile, "Look at his idea. He sent someone to bring it to us the other day. Wouldn't it be easier for you to bring him? Today, dad brought it himself. I think it's something novel. Still him. You are really confused. " Shi Xiangyun smiled and said, "You are confused! Let me tell you this. Let's judge who is confused. Giving you something means not talking. When you bring it in, you will naturally know that it is for girls. If you bring their things, I have to tell the person who took them first that they belong to that girl, that girl's, that girl's. Then let the ticket holder know that it doesn't matter If he were any more confused, he wouldn't remember that girl's name, and it was nonsense, even yours. Anyway, I want to bring it to them, so I am not innocent. " I put down the fourth ring and said, "Sister Aroma, Sister Yuanyang, Sister Jin Chuaner and Sister Pinger: This is for four people. Do the boys still remember this innocence? " Everyone laughed and said, "Sure enough." Baoyu said with a smile, "You're still so talkative. Don't let people." Lin Daiyu sneered, "He can't talk, but his Jin Qilin can talk." At some point, he got up and left. Fortunately, only Xue Baochai secretly laughed. Baoyu listened, but regretted saying something wrong. Suddenly I saw Baochai laughing, and he couldn't help laughing.

Grandmother Jia said to Xiangyun, "After drinking tea, take a rest and see your sisters. It's cool in the garden. Go for a walk with your sisters. " Xiangyun agreed, took three precepts, rested for a while, and got up to see Xifeng and others. All the nurses followed, talking and laughing, and then came out to the Grand View Garden and met Li Gongcai. Sit down less. Just look at your relatives and friends, and leave Cuilv to wait on you. "When everyone heard this, they all went to their aunt, leaving Xiangyun Cuilu alone." Why doesn't this lotus blossom? "Cui Lv asked. Shi Xiangyun said, "It's not time yet. "Cuilv said," Is this the same as that in our pond? Xiangyun said, "theirs is not as good as ours. "。 "Cuilv said," They have a pomegranate tree with four or five branches in succession. It's really hard for him to grow up. Shi Xiangyun said: "Flowers and plants are full of vitality just like people." Cuilv twisted her face and said, "I don't believe it. If I say that I am like a human being, how can I grow up? Xiangyun couldn't help laughing: "I said you don't have to talk, but you like to talk." "。 How to answer this? Heaven and earth are endowed with yin and yang, regardless of good and evil, strange and ever-changing, all are subject to yin and yang. How many times in life, people are scarce and expensive, and the reason is the same. " Cui Lu said, "So, from ancient times to the present, it's all yin and yang? Xiangyun said with a smile, "You idiot, the more you talk, the more you fart. "。 Everything has yin and yang. Is there another yin and yang? "Yin" and "Yang" are just one word. Exhaustion of yang means yin, and exhaustion of yin means yang, not exhaustion of yin means yang, and exhaustion of yang means yin. "Cui Lu said," This is so stupid! What is Yin and Yang? It is invisible. I asked the girl, what is this yin and yang like? " Xiangyun said, "What are Yin and Yang like? It's just a breath, and the object is formed. If the sky is Yang, the earth is Yin, the water is Yin, the fire is Yang, the day is Yang, and the moon is Yin. " Cuilv smiled and said, "Yes, yes, I can understand today. Strange people are called the sun, and so are fortune tellers. I just got it. " Cuilv said, "These great events are divided into yin and yang. Don't those mosquitoes, fleas, midges, flowers, grass, tiles and bricks also have yin and yang? " Xiangyun said, "Without Yin and Yang, how can anyone? For example, which leaf is divided into yin and yang, where the sun rises, the shade is covered here. " Cui Lu nodded and smiled. "I see. It's just that the fan in our hand is not yang, but yin. " Xiangyun said, "The positive here is Yang, and the negative there is Yin." Cui Lu nodded, smiled again and asked for a few more things. Because she couldn't remember anything, she suddenly lowered her head and saw the golden unicorn tied to the Xiangyun palace sash. She held it up and asked, "Girl, is there yin and yang here?" Xiangyun said, "Birds and beasts are male and female. Why not? " Cuilv asked, "Is this a male or a female?" Xiangyun said, "I didn't even know that." Cuilv said, "It's all right. How come everything has yin and yang, but we have no yin and yang? " Xiangyun spat at her face. "Dirty things, good living! The more you ask, the better! " Cuilv smiled and said, "What didn't you tell me? I also know that. Leave me alone. " Xiangyun said with a smile, "What do you know?" Cuilv said, "The girl is Yang and I am Yin." Xiangyun covered her mouth with a handkerchief and laughed. Cuilv said, "If you say yes, you will laugh like this." Xiangyun said, "Very, very." Cui Lu said, "Rule by man, the master is Yang, and the slave is Yin. I don't even understand this truth? " Xiangyun said with a smile, "You know it very well." As Xiangyun walked, she said, "Look who dropped the jewelry and the gold is dangling there." Cuilv catches up and holds it in her hand. She smiled and said, "Yin He is going to separate." She said, and took Shi Xiangyun's Kirin first. Xiangyun told him to choose, Cui. How strange! I've never seen anyone here have this. Xiangyun said with a smile, "Let me have a look." . Cui Lu pushed her hand away and said with a smile, "Look. Xiangyun looked up and saw that it was a golden unicorn, brilliant in literary talent, bigger than her own, and even more literary. "。 Xiangyun held out her hand and held it in her palm, but she was silent. Suddenly he saw Baoyu coming from there and said with a smile, "You two? Why not go to xiren? Xiangyun quickly hid Kirin and said, "I went. "。 Let's go together. "Say that finish, everyone into the yee sweet courtyard. Aroma was leaning on the sill under the steps to catch the wind. When she saw Xiangyun coming, she hurried to meet her, holding hands and laughing. When he came in and sat down, Baoyu said with a smile, "You should have come earlier. I have something nice for you. Aroma asked, "What's the matter?" "Baoyu said," I got Kirin the day before yesterday. " Aroma said, "You take it with you every day. Why do you ask me? " Hearing this, Baoyu clapped his hands and said, "This is lost. Where can I find it? " I was just about to get up and find it myself. Xiangyun knew that he left it, so she smiled and asked, "When did you get Kirin again?" Baoyu said, "I got it easily the other day. I don't know how long it has been lost. I am also very confused. " Xiangyun said with a smile, "Fortunately, it's a stubborn thing. I'm still in such a hurry." He threw his hand away. "Look, is this it?" Baoyu was overjoyed when he saw it, because he said ... I don't know how, and listen to the next explanation.