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The little crazy wife of Dr. Poison who abandoned the princess Chapter 1
"Look! This is the fool! "
"Hey? Didn't I hear that she was locked up by the six emperors? "
"Look at her dirty clothes! Must have sneaked over the wall! What can this fool not do? " In the back garden, a mean female voice sounded, and Zhao Yu's poetic tone was obviously sour. "Hum, even forced marriage she dare to do such a thing, also not afraid of jokes! It happened that His Royal Highness the Sixth Prince suffered! "
The chattering women stopped talking and looked at the rickety women in the distance. The woman looked around, with a slightly vacant and dementia expression on her face, as if looking for something.
This silly woman is the daughter of Li Lie, the powerful prime minister of the dynasty, and Li Qingqing, the eldest lady in the prime minister's house. Yesterday, she became the imperial concubine of six emperors Duanmuyi.
As the daughter of Li Lie, my father is a middle-aged handsome boy and a beautiful guy, but he has been delirious and extremely untidy. Even if the maid around her tidies up her face, she can make a mess unconsciously. To make matters worse, she was so obsessed with Duanmu Yi, the sixth prince, that Li Qingqing, who followed Duanmu Yi's ass all day, became a joke.
Six princes Duanmuyi, very handsome in appearance, is one of the favorite princes of today's emperors. Because of his handsome appearance, many girls in Kyoto secretly promised their hearts. Now, Li Qingqing, who is like a joke in their eyes on weekdays, has become a six-prince princess with the power of her father and the favor of the queen by various means of oppression and fraud, which undoubtedly makes them unacceptable, so when she looks into Li Qingqing's eyes, there is an emotion called envy and jealousy, and her speech is extremely ugly.
"Miss Zhao thinks this fool Li Qingqing is a little too clever. Look at her dirty clothes and messy image ... tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut, a woman with outstanding appearance looked at Li Qingqing with disdain and said, "I remember that the Sixth Prince kept this fool in a small broken yard in the west of Wang Fu. Is there a drain in the corner of that yard? "
The meaning is self-evident. If Li Qingqing could get out, he might still drill a hole instead of climbing over the wall.
As a result, the women around me laughed more maliciously, with full ridicule.
Looking at this effect created by himself, Zhao is very satisfied. Hum, this Li Qingqing is really annoying to the extreme, despicable! Chasing the six princes all day, the six princes ignored her, and she actually asked the Prime Minister Li Lian to marry them!
I am very angry with her! The Sixth Prince clearly likes her! She should be the one who almost became the six princes and princesses! Although the sixth prince still said that he would marry himself and spoil himself alone, but ...
But no matter how red it is, it is not a princess!
Thought of here, Yu Zhaoshi tightened her veil and bit her silver teeth, wishing to eat Li Qingqing, which is getting closer and closer.
With Li Qingqing in the way, do I really want to ... let Li Qingqing die?
The idea of death ... just flashed through my mind and got out of control.
Looking at Li Qingqing walking beside her, the expression in Zhao Yu's poems is unpredictable.
"Hey? Many people ... "Li Qingqing looked at this group of women with a silly smile. "Hey hey, have you seen" xianggong "? I am looking for him and want to see him. "
Li Qingqing this picture, but also let this group of ladies-in-waiting heart disdain, this kind of woman, how can become six princes, also called six princes "xianggong" ... Oh, my god, six princes are so handsome.
This scene is even more unbearable for Zhao Yu's poems. Originally, she should have called the Sixth Prince "xianggong"! My heart is sour and angry, but I have strengthened my mind!
Zhao corners of the mouth a hook, made to the girl around zizhu expression of eyes.
Zizhu is smart, and since she was a child, she can naturally understand what she is thinking. So, the present nodded to her and quietly left.
Zhao Yu's poems laugh at me. In fact, because of Duanmu Yi, she is more familiar with Li Qingqing than other young ladies.
Li Qingqing this woman, stupid and stupid, very jealous!
A group of women walked slowly away from the corner of their eyes, and the corner of Yu Zhaoshi outlined several shallow radians. They coughed twice quickly to hide their good mood.
Zizhu doesn't know when she has returned to Zhao's side. When Zhao looked at her, she nodded to Zhao quietly. Zhao Shiyu smiled with satisfaction.
"Hey, so many beautiful girls are here to entertain the Sixth Prince?"
I don't know who is sharp-eyed, but I have seen the group of women who are gradually entering led by the housekeeper of the Sixth Prince's Mansion. Those women are extremely exposed, beautifully dressed and all young and beautiful.
Li Qingqing blinked. On that dirty little face, a pair of eyes looked at those women blankly, slightly confused.
Zhao saw the performance in her eyes. She happened to be next to Li Qingqing. At this time, while most people's attention was focused on those women, she whispered in Li Qingqing's ear, "These women were specially invited to serve the Six Emperors."
"Serve?" Li Qingqing obviously didn't understand the meaning of the word, and there was a puzzled expression in her big vacant eyes.
Zhao said with a smile, soon, "Prince Six may choose a woman from these women because he is in a bad mood and wants to marry you ..."
Li Qingqing's dull eyes suddenly focused and then fluctuated. His watery eyes were full of tears and he kept shaking his head: "No, no, Xianggong won't ..."
"Of course! Look how beautiful they are, more beautiful than you! It will definitely take away the six emperors! " Zhao added another fire and successfully ignited her stupidity.
A fool's self-control is inherently low. When he heard this, his most instinctive reaction was to attack the person who wanted to take him away. Li Qingqing went crazy and grabbed a tall and beautiful woman, scratching and biting.
The woman was frightened to cry by this sudden change. Ladies and gentlemen are also surprised by this situation. I don't know how the silly girl in Li Qingqing suddenly went crazy. She stood up and pushed a few steps away from the accident center.
Suddenly, this small place was in chaos.
"This woman is not a fool? Why do you look more like a madman? "
The other ladies agreed very much and nodded in unison.
"Maybe she is crazy and stupid?"
Zhao language poem lightly added, full of malicious stood by, watching the drama from a distance.
Li Qingqing over there punched and kicked those women like a bitch. The unlucky woman targeted by Li Qingqing cried and danced, but she couldn't get rid of Li Qingqing. I scream twice from time to time, as if I had been bitten by Li Qingqing.
Companion was Li Qingqing into this, several other women want to come forward to help Li Qingqing away together. But crazy Li Qingqing's strength is amazing, and the scene is even more chaotic.
The chaos here attracted the attention of the six emperors over there. Zhao Yu's poems are extremely satisfied with the present situation, and his eyes are shining with pride.
Suddenly, two women in blue suddenly appeared in the yard. They look anxious and seem to be looking for someone.
Zhao Yu's poems are sharp. When he saw these two poems, his eyes were delayed.
She knew these two men, two maids around Li Qingqing, who were called speaking out of turn and speaking out of turn respectively. These two maids are very good. It is said that Li Qin ordered it and waited on him since he was a child. Different from other maids, these two maids are both good at martial arts, even not losing to ordinary masters. Zhao Yu's calculations before writing Li Qingqing's poems were destroyed by these two maids, otherwise she would certainly achieve her expected results.
Now, these two maids have appeared again ... this time, we can't let them ruin her good thing!
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