Very funny words (43 selected sentences)

2, listen to your words, saints read.

I am in the Jianghu, not in the Jianghu.

4. Love is drinking poisonous wine with a smile.

5, lack, joys and sorrows, * * early *.

6. Take other people's road and leave others no choice.

7. Red beans don't grow in the south, but grow my face. I really miss it!

8. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

9. It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.

10, old advice: Daughter, you should eat properly to lose weight.

1 1, left Qinglong, right White Tiger, Mickey Mouse tattooed on his shoulder.

12, it is hard to love someone, and it is even harder to give up the person you love.

13, spaghetti in dream of eating. I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone!

14, geography teacher: What will happen to our world if the earth doesn't turn?

15, I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person either.

16, only when you are unloved will you cherish those who love you in the future.

17, first find out the cause of the problem from yourself, and don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity.

18, my principle is: I won't attack if people don't attack me; I get angry when people attack me!

19, when you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

20, Yuanyang playing in water, all drowned by * * * *; The wings flew and they all fell dead.

2 1, Little B: Even if the earth doesn't turn, we will continue to turn around the Party Central Committee.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

23. Love is a luxury. Like a fox coat in a Paris window, so dazzling and charming, but

I just want to find someone who can hold back my tears when I am depressed and bite my shoulder when I am happy.

25, love is not complicated, there are only three words coming and going, not I love you, I hate you, forget it. How are you?

When they can't meet, they miss each other. But once we can meet and walk together, we will torture each other.

27. After so much on and off and training for so many years, you have finally become the name I must mention when swearing.

28, I slowly discovered that talent is a demon! Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a leprechaun, maybe you can have a barbecue!

29. We may love two people at the same time and be loved by two people. Unfortunately, we can only stay with one of them until we die.

30. Life is too tiring. The so-called friends around me approached me for money. What they say to me most every day is: When will I pay back the money?

3 1, love is coming, of course it is happy. However, this kind of happiness has to be paid, and we must learn to accept disappointment, pain and parting. Since then, life is no longer simple.

32. In the morning, I met a tramp at the railway station, pulling me and saying, young man, I forgot how many days I haven't eaten. Can you do it? Helliphellip, I said, if you think about it, you will come up with it.

33. The same person can't give you the same pain. When he repeatedly hurts you, the wound is used to it and he feels numb. No matter how many times you hurt him, it is far less painful than the first injury.

If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If I can't love you, that would be great.

You see, there are always so many things that make you sad in the world: when they can't meet, they will miss each other. But once we can meet and be together again, we will torture each other.

There is pursuit, there is desire, there will be happiness, there will be frustration and there will be disappointment. Only after experiencing setbacks and disappointments can we learn to cherish. Only when you are unloved will you cherish those who love you in the future.

37. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Some people accidentally caught a cold, and some people accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former. I am also the seed of infatuation, and I drowned under helliphellip.

38. If feelings and years can be gently torn up and thrown into the sea, then I would like to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on. I like listening to you, but I don't understand. You want to see my silence, but you don't understand.

39. A lover is a road, but a friend is a tree. There is only one way in life. There are many trees on a road. Don't get lost when you have money. Lack of money depends on trees. Don't forget the way when you are happy. Water the trees at rest.

40. Walking with my new boyfriend at night, I suddenly saw two dogs having sex. He looked at it for a while, blushed and asked me, do you have this idea now? I quickly explained, no, no, I'm not interested in male dogs!

4 1. Once I was stared at by a big dog on the road, I ran, and the more I ran, the more I chased. At this moment, the dog owner behind me shouted: Get down! I don't know if the dog is afraid of people squatting down, so he squatted down. Sure enough, the dog didn't catch up. Turn around and the dog crouches behind. The dog owner smiled and said, I'm sorry, young man, I said the dog.

When he met an Indian on the train, he did nothing. He talked to me in Chinese about which country has culture. I said, can you use China chopsticks? He said that grasping by hand is the most correct way to eat, and it is not limited by food. You can grab anything with your hands. I like to deal with all kinds of dissatisfaction. When I arrived at the station, I took him to eat hot pot.

43. I answered the phone and claimed to be the president of the university. I said I was interested. The other party asked me what industry I was engaged in. It and communication peripheral services, the other party asked about the operation mode, and I said to provide consultation and direct sales in crowded streets and underground channels. Specifically, he said that the surface of intelligent high-end digital communication equipment is linearly treated with polymer compounds. He insisted: it can be popular. I said mobile phone movie, and the other party hung up.