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"Ten mouths of thoughts

The previous sentence is: Eight-eyed *** reward.

From Stephen Chow's movie "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance"

The original text is as follows:

Opposite intestines: Orioles, swallows, emeralds and reds are everywhere. Zhou Xingchi: Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, flowers and leaves, every year comes and goes. ?To Chuanchang: In the picture, the dragon does not roar and the tiger does not roar, the little book boy is ridiculous. Zhou Xingchi: There are no carts on the chessboard, no wheels, no horses, no reins, and the general is on guard. Regarding Chuanchang: Nine out of ten families are poor, and they can scrape together eight taels, six cents, five cents and four cents, but they are half-hearted and first-class obscene.

Zhou Xingchi: Nine droughts in ten years, ruining eight acres of 7.6 cents and 5 cents of land, and even paying four bushels and three kilograms, but it was still a failure. For Chuanchang: Ten thoughts, thinking about the king, the country, and the country. Zhou Xingchi: Appreciate the eight eyes, admire the flowers, admire the moon and appreciate the fragrance of autumn. ?

Extended information:

"Tang Bohu Spots Qiuxiang" is not only very funny, but the few martial arts scenes in the film also show the careful design of the director. Especially the scene at the end of the movie where Tang Bohu fights the fatal scholar. From the moment Tang Bohu opened the sword tip with one shot, the Overlord Spear almost attacked with every move, pressing forward step by step, and soaring with heroism, presenting the audience with a heart-wrenching and overwhelming scene. A decisive duel scene.

Stephen Chow's version of Tang Bohu left many classic dialogues to the audience, such as calling the cockroach "Xiao Qiang". The film demonstrates Hong Kong filmmakers' extraordinary imagination in subverting classical themes. Various postmodern techniques are used in the film, including performance art paintings, modern percussion performances, fashion model gaits, poison introductions full of advertising vocabulary, and "unrecognizable feet". ” and other funny ideas.

This film is full of jokes. Stephen Chow gave full play to his talents in this kind of modern costume film, and the story of the character Tang Bohu is also in line with Stephen Chow's approach: on the one hand, this When the character has a low status, although this kind of behavior of a small person is inevitably a bit despicable, it is consistent with the mentality of a small citizen;

On the other hand, this character has its own nobility. Tang Bohu has superb martial arts and His painting skills are his capital, so when he considers himself "the embodiment of both beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry", the audience does not regard it as a joke.