Homophonic joke

One day, a county magistrate with a strong accent in his hometown went to the village to give a report: "Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! !

(Translation: Comrades and villagers, pay attention! Don't talk, the meeting is now! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles are invited!

(Translation: Now please speak to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbits, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big bastard!

(Translation: Comrades, today's meal is enough. Let's all be big bowls! )

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit for you to lick ...

(Translation: Don't talk, I'll tell you a story ...)

Concentrate on licking, shit is good to lick, and then pick it up for others to lick after licking.

(Translation: Listen attentively, the story is very nice, and then tell it to others)