The connotation joke of teasing

Choose the connotation of ridicule ratio

Me: Boss, how much are your shoes? Boss: 100 a pair, try it? Me: How about 200? The boss stared at me and said, sell! Me: Then you can sell it for 200! I won't buy it! The following is a selection of funny stories prepared by Joke. Renren. com Let's laugh together!

The connotation of the selected joke (1) 1. My sister-in-law came to my house to play. After supper, my wife is washing dishes. My sister-in-law and I are chatting in the living room. My sister-in-law asked me: my brother-in-law and colleagues all said I was fierce. Do you think I'm fierce?

I was just about to speak. . .

The wife is in the kitchen, sticking out her head and shouting, If you take a look, I'll break your leg. . . ?

2. Wife: Honey, let's get married by a couple's online name. Shall I call it? Sad? You look up.

Me: Then I'll call? Wind? All right.

Wife: What's the relationship between wind and sadness?

Me: Have you ever heard of the moon? There is a lyric in it. Do you remember? Forget yesterday, dry the sadness!

Wife. . .

3. wife:? Dear, I hope our children will not be as stubborn as you in the future. ?

Me:? I also hope that children will not be as impatient as you. ?

Wife:? Who should this child look like?

Me. . .

I sent my wife to work today, and my wife asked me:? Why don't you use the lighter I gave you?

I subconsciously replied: I am using it!

As a result, my wife said that you smoked again. . .

Husband: Wife, I described in the book that all women blow like orchids, and you blow like lotus.

Wife: Why do you want to change words? Lotus can also be used. It smells good.

Husband: durian.

The content of the selected jokes (2) 1, my wife said to me: Can you let me scream in bed at night? I thought it was nothing, so I bought a ghost mask that night.

My life can be said to be given by my wife. When we went swimming, we were alone in the swimming pool.

I drowned. Although the water was only as deep as my hair, I drowned.

Just when I couldn't jump up to breathe the air, she climbed out of the pool. The water level dropped to my neck.

At that time, I just met my daughter-in-law for a few days and didn't even pull my hand.

Once, in the evening, we were walking in the park, and I just wanted to scare her and let her drill into my arms or something.

At some point, I suddenly pointed to a dark corner and shouted? There are mice! ?

I saw my daughter-in-law quickly pull me aside, bent down and grabbed a brick and jumped in the direction of my finger? So what? Where is the mouse? Don't be afraid ...?

My wife loves beauty very much. Every time she washes her face, she will come over and ask her husband: Honey, look at me! ?

My husband knows it's not very white, but he doesn't make his wife angry every time and says, Pretty white! ?

But this time my husband was really fed up and said, white! Very white! Idiot white! ?

I'm cooking dinner, and the liquefied gas is gone. My husband shouted in the living room. Honey, miss me quickly. ?

Wife:? What do you miss?

Husband:? Don't you always say that I get angry at the thought of me? Come on, think of me! ?

The connotation of the selected jokes (3) 1. My friend's wife is a teacher and has a class on Saturday morning. Before going to work, she told her husband to wash clothes at home.

After class, I called my husband to ask if the clothes were ready. Her husband said that there was a power failure at home and the clothes could not be washed. Then his wife asked what you were doing at home. The idiot's answer is actually watching TV.

2. I asked: What would happen to you if I cheated on you that day?

My wife is confused. Suddenly he said excitedly, you'd better find someone who doesn't spend money for her and let her spend money for you. So I don't have to give you money every month.

I just want to say: wife, you respect your husband.

3、? Honey, what do you think I look like?

? Like this glass of red wine. ?

? Giggle. Fragrant and unforgettable?

? After drinking it, I realized: this money is too worthless! ?

On the way shopping, I suddenly heard a scream behind me. As soon as I turned around, I saw my second-hand husband running over and started.

I teased: Walk and step on your hands?

But I didn't expect him to nod hard and say that the key fell to the ground, so I quickly reached for it. As a result, I stepped on my leg without responding! ?

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