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----------------------. After saying his word, a beautiful woman interrupted and said, "It's too expensive to kill rats like this!"

2. The female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard and then asked, "What is this, children?" The children replied in unison: "Ass!" The female teacher ran out of the classroom crying and complained to the principal: "The children laugh at people." The headmaster came into the classroom and said with a serious expression, "why did you make the teacher cry?" Ah! And drew a butt on the blackboard! "

3. The daughter told her mother that her boyfriend committed suicide by taking sleeping pills because her mother opposed her falling in love with her boyfriend. Mother was shocked: "Suicide?" The daughter said, "Fortunately, he took the wrong medicine and didn't die." Mother said, "I told you long ago that he is so careless and careless that he can't achieve great things." You see, even this little thing is wrong, how can you entrust it for life? "

4. A woman walked into the post office, asked for an electric newspaper, threw it away after writing, asked for a second one, and threw it away after writing. After the third one was written, she handed it to the operator and told him to send it out as soon as possible. After the woman left, the operator became interested in these three telegrams. The first page says: It's all over, and I never want to see you again. On the second page, it says: Stop calling and never see me again. The content of the third part is: come by the nearest train and I'll wait for you.

5. A blonde got on the plane and sat down in the first class. The stewardess came to check in and told her, "Your ticket is in the regular class, so you can't sit here." The woman said, "I am white and beautiful. I want to go to Los Angeles first class." The stewardess was helpless and had to report to the team leader. The team leader explained to the beauty, "I'm sorry! You didn't buy a first-class ticket, so you can only sit in the regular class. " "I'm white and beautiful. I'm going to Los Angeles by first class." The beauty still repeats that sentence. The team leader had no choice but to call the captain again. The captain leaned over and whispered a few words to the beauty, and the beauty immediately stood up and strode to the ordinary cabin. Surprised, the stewardess asked the captain what he had said to the beautiful woman. The captain replied, "I told her that the first class doesn't go to Los Angeles."

6. Two women meet in the street. A said, "I received a subpoena from the court, saying that there is an important case for me to testify in court tomorrow." B asked, "Do you feel nervous?" A said, "I'm very nervous. I don't know what to wear."