Ask for jokes about Spain

The teacher is having a geography class and talking about Spain. Xiao Zhang was sleeping below. The teacher slapped him and asked him a question: Where is Spain? Xiao Zhang said: Teacher, the class is in the mouth.

In addition, the teacher asked in class, "How many wars occurred in Spain in the fifteenth century?" "Six times." A student answered quickly. "Which six times?" The teacher asked again. "The first time, the second time, the third time, the fourth time, the fifth time and the sixth time."

A lady traveled to Barcelona, Spain, and went to the most famous restaurant there for lunch. She saw a lady at the next table eating a long stick, which she had never seen before. This lady thinks it must be a specialty of Spain, so she must try it. She called the waiter and asked what material it was made of. The waiter said politely, "madam, that's a bullwhip." I heard that it was a bullwhip, and the lady quickly ordered a guest. But the waiter said, "I'm sorry, madam, our bullwhip is all taken from the cattle killed in the bullring. Our city only holds bullfighting once a week." So there is no fresh stock now. But you can make a reservation for next week. "No way, the lady had to book a guest. A week later, she arrived at the restaurant on time. It didn't take long for her order to be served, but as soon as the lid was lifted, the lady flew into a rage, called the last waiter and asked, "I saw that whip was three feet long last week, but today it's less than seven inches." The waiter replied politely, "I'm sorry, madam, this week, Niu." "