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Tell me about the smiling tiger you met?

Smiling Tiger, haha, to be honest, this kind of person is really disgusting. I have met all kinds of classmates in the past few years in school, but the one that impressed me the most and was the most disgusting and disgusting was the Smiling Tiger.

I remember that little K and I came from the same junior high school, but we didn’t know each other in junior high school. We were in the same high school, and we were in the same class. Then we got to know each other, including me in our class. Two, one, three, and one of us are in junior high school, and then we became more familiar with each other when we arrived at a strange high school. How do you say this person, Xiao K? His appearance is similar, that is, ": I can tell you at the first glance." You must be a villain."

We got to know each other very well and our relationship was pretty good. It is said that only when people get to know each other can they see each other's true nature clearly.

I remember one time there was a friend in our circle who liked to be rough and tumble. One time, little K was playing with him and went crazy in the class. Then he seemed to get annoyed and made little K look ugly. Now, the classmates in the class were all laughing at Little K, and then Little K laughed and responded. His back was turned to me. I was sitting behind him, and then he smiled and turned around, and suddenly He changed his expression to a very sinister one with his teeth bared and angry. At that time, I was smiling slightly, but he didn’t notice me. I glanced at him, which shocked me!

Do you know that in TV dramas, they look happy on the surface, but then turn around and smile particularly sinisterly, sharpening their knives and preparing to stab the other person at any time?

Later, when Xiao K and we were walking together, if the friend was not there, he would always pretend to say bad things about that person casually, for example, that person had to go to the toilet after we finished eating. Then we are waiting for him, and Little K will say at this time: "xxx goes to the toilet again, and every time he has too many things to do and makes us wait."

And so on, always pretending to say that casually The bad words about people are just ordinary complaints. Some things always make us alienate that friend. For example, when we have dinner after school, one time the friend is sleeping, and then we are going to wake him up. He got up to eat, but at this time little K interrupted us and said: "Why are you asking him to do it? He is sleepy and wants to sleep a little longer, so let him sleep a little longer." Then he chuckled twice.

But we all know in our hearts that this is just a nice thing to say, pretending to be good for him, but in fact it is a deliberate attempt to alienate and deceive that person.

Later, that friend’s uncle was a teacher at the school, and there was a special small courtyard in the school. He also had the key. Later, after he got the key, he went back to charge it during recess. Our school mobile phone was charged. There is no place to charge, so I have to go to an aunt for money.

Then we also went there later, and little K later hooked up with that friend and looked like they were having a good time.

This kind of thing is just an example. To be honest, Xiao K has said bad things about almost everyone, because I am usually the kind of person who doesn’t like to gossip with others, or I am too lazy to say it. He would always go shopping with me, and when we were alone, we would always say bad things about some people, such as asking someone to go with us, and if that person didn’t want to go with us, he would say xxx, I’m so sorry, Let’s not go shopping with him in the future.

There are many such things. However, he plays well with everyone, because he always says bad things about B to A, bad things about C to B, and bad things about A to C. He always talks and excludes others, and then plays with everyone. He looks so nice, he looks so nice to everyone, it's disgusting.