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This is a story about Sun Bin and Pang Juan. The story goes like this:
Qin Xiaogong reused Shang Yang and carried out reforms, making Qin the most powerful country at that time. Many monarchs in the central plains followed him, saying that they were recruiting talents everywhere and were bent on making the country strong. Seeing Wei's domestic troubles and foreign invasion, the national situation is declining day by day. He was even more anxious, so he used a lot of money to recruit talented people to help him run the country.
Wei ren Pang Juan heard that he wanted to recruit talents, so he decided to discuss it with his classmate Sun Bin first. Sun Bin is from Qi. He came to Wei and studied military affairs with Pang Juan, a college student who claimed to be Guiguzi in seclusion. Sun Pang was congenial to each other and became sworn brothers. Pang Juan told Sun Bin his intention to recruit, and Sun Bin was quite supportive. So Pang Juan said goodbye to the teacher, packed his bags and set off. When leaving, Pang Juan said to Sun Bin, "If my brother goes to Wei this time, if he has a chance to get promoted, he will definitely recommend his brother, so that we can share the wealth." Sun Bin said gratefully, "OK, I'll wait for your good news."
After Pang Juan arrived in Wei, he spread his knowledge and methods of fighting to Wei Huiwang, gained the trust of King Hui, and served as a general and strategist. After practicing military forces for a period of time, I started from a small country, fought the Song State, and won several battles in succession, which scared Wei, Song, Lu, Zheng and other small countries to pay tribute to Wei. At that time, Qi came to invade the border and was also beaten back by Pang Juan. Wei Huiwang has more confidence in Pang Juan, and Pang Juan is particularly proud of it.
One day, Mozi's apprentice Bird Liu Li met him and asked him why he didn't go out to start a career. Sun Bin said, "I have an appointment with my younger brother Pang Juan. He will definitely recommend me as an official. " Bird Li Li said, "Isn't Pang Juan a general of Wei? Why didn't you go? " Why don't I run for you and see what he means? "
When the birds arrived in Wei, they found Pang Juan's arrogant attitude and knew that he had left Sun Bin. So I went to see Wei Huiwang directly and recommended Sun Bin to him. Wei Huiwang asked: "Is this person comparable to General Pang?" The bird smiled and said, "There is only one Pang Juan in your eyes. Let me tell your majesty the truth. Sun Bin learned the art of war from his grandfather Sun Wuzi. He is invincible! Pang Juan can't compare with him! " Wei Huiwang called Pang Juan and asked him why he didn't introduce Sun Bin. When Pang Juan thought about it, he couldn't hide it. He said, "Sun Bin is from Qi. If you are invited to be an official in Wei, I am afraid that he is still interested in Qi, so he has never recommended it to Qi Wang. " In fact, Pang Juan knew that Sun Bin's knowledge and technology were better than his own, so he was jealous, so he didn't recommend it to Wang Wei. What he said is just an excuse. Hearing Pang Juan's words, he was very disapproving and asked Pang Juan, "According to you, foreigners can't work for Wei?" Hearing this, Pang Juan had to push the boat with the current and said, "Since your Majesty wants to call him, I will write him a letter."
Sun Bin received a letter from Pang Juan, said goodbye to the teacher and went down the mountain happily. See Pang Juan, nature is left thank you right thank you. Pang Juan took him to see Wei Huiwang. Wei Huiwang intends to worship Sun Bin as deputy military adviser and share military power with Pang Juan. Pang Juan, the boss, was unhappy and said, "Sun Bin is my brother. How can a brother be right and a brother is a vice? " Why don't you let him be your guest first, and when he makes meritorious deeds, I will step aside and be the deputy. "Although Ke Qingshi has no real power, its position is not low. So, Sun Bin became Wei's guest, and he really appreciated Pang Juan!
After half a year, suddenly a man with a neat accent inquired about Sun Bin along the street. Sun Bin called him into the house and asked him for help. The man said, "My name is Yi Ding, and I'm in business. Your cousin asked me to send a letter to Ghost Valley. I heard that you are an official in Wei, so I came here by a detour. " Give this letter to Bin Sun. When Sun Bin saw it, it turned out to be a letter from my cousin who had been separated since childhood. The general idea is that he has been wandering in a foreign land, and now the King of Qi has called him back, hoping that Sun Bin will go with him to build a family business. Sun Bin thought he was a guest of Wei. How could he leave with his own exposure? I wrote a letter stating that I can't go back now, I will do something for Wei in the future, and then I will try to get away and go back to my hometown. And gave Ding Yi money to take the letter back.
Unexpectedly, this is a trap set by Pang Juan. Ding Yi was dressed up by Pang Juan's confidant and defrauded Sun Bin of this letter. According to Sun Bin's handwriting, Pang Juan revised the contents of the letter to read: If the King of Qi doesn't mind, I will try my best to serve Qi. Then he took this fake letter and reported Sun Bin to King Hui, saying that he was having an affair with Qi. Pang Juan also added fuel to the fire, saying, "Since Sun Bin has devoted himself to Qi, he will certainly not contribute to Wei any more. He has good skills. Once the State of Qi uses him, the State of Wei will be in trouble. It is better to kill him early, so as to avoid future troubles. " King Hui is worried that killing the invited guests casually will make everyone laugh at him. Pang Juan said: "Then I will persuade him that if he is willing to stay, the king will reward him;" If he asks to leave, it means that he has two ideas, and the king will leave him to me to punish. " Now when Pang Juan went to see Sun Bin, what he said was of course another story: "I heard that my brother received a letter from home? Congratulations! " Sun Bin honestly talked about the contents of a letter from home. Pang Juan said, "Why don't you ask your Majesty to take a month or two off and go back and have a look?" Sun Bin said, "I'm afraid of causing misunderstanding, so I won't let you go." Pang Juan said, "Try it and I'll tell you something." The next day, Sun Bin sent a leave of absence to King Hui. King Hui saw that Sun Bin really wanted to go. In a rage, let the soldiers tie up Sun Bin and give it to Pang Juan. When Pang Juan saw Sun Bin, he pretended to be surprised and said, "This ... this is a great injustice! I'll see the king at once to protect you. " He only wandered outside for a while, then came back and said to Sun Bin, "Your Majesty must put his brother to death. After repeated intercession, I finally saved his life. However, according to Wei's law, if you want to dig your kneecap and tattoo your face, your brother will be wronged. " Sun Bin said, "This is all the result of your intercession. I will never forget your great kindness. " Pang Juan immediately ordered the knife and axe to be punished manually, and Sun Bin's two kneecaps were removed. Sun Bin gave a cry, and it was killing me. At this time, the thugs tattooed his face and painted it black. Pang Juan pretended to send someone to take Sun Bin to the hotel to rest and heal. Send him meals every day, often visit him and tell him happy words. After more than a month, Sun Bin's wound healed, but he couldn't move his leg, so he had to lie down and was completely disabled.
Besides, Sun Bin was sad to see that his daily life depended entirely on Pang Juan. He wants to repay him, but he is disabled and feels powerless. Pang Juan once asked him, "Do you have the book Sun Wu's Art of War? Please lend it to me. " Sun Bin said: "No, but I have studied this book carefully and can recite it." Pang Juan asked him to write, and Sun Bin agreed.
At that time, writing books was not an easy task. There is no paper and pen, so we can only carve words with a knife and draw on bamboo or sawdust. Sun Bin is a cripple, so it is difficult to sit up. It's even harder to carve it again. But Pang Juan was in a hurry and sent an old man named Cheng Er to supervise. Fortunately, Cheng Er has a kind heart and sympathizes with Sun Bin's experience, so it's not too hard for him.
One day, Pang Juan called Cheng and asked how many words Sun Bin could write in a day. Cheng Erdao: "Mr. Sun's legs and feet are inconvenient. It is good to write two or three lines a day. " Pang Juan was furious and said, "So slow, when will it be finished? Keep an eye on it and urge him to write quickly! " Cheng Er didn't understand why the disabled were forced into dogs, so he asked the person in front of Pang Juan. Someone told him quietly: "The strategist saved his life just to take out the book in his stomach. When he finishes writing, he will be useless! " Cheng Er didn't expect the strategist to be so vicious, so he told Sun Bin the truth. Sun Bin was surprised and thought, Pang Juan is a beast with a human face. How can I pass on art to him? On second thought, if I don't write, he will kill me in a rage. What shall we do? Yes, I have an idea.
That night, Sun Bin went crazy. Cheng Er brought the rice, glared at it and shouted, "Why did you take poison to hurt me!" " "Say that finish, he knocked all the food on the ground, threw the written sawdust into the fire, and kept cursing loudly. When Pang Juan heard this, he rushed over and saw Sun Bin unkempt and prone on the ground, crying and laughing, kowtowing to him, and shouting "Mr. Guigu, help". Pang Juan was afraid that he would pretend to be crazy and be dragged into the pigsty. Sun Bin fell asleep on the dunghill, woke up and picked up pig excrement and stuffed it in his mouth. Knowing that he was really crazy, Pang Juan stopped forcing him to write Sun Tzu's Art of War, but secretly sent someone to watch him. Sun Bin dragged a pair of lame legs, climbed out and entered the pigsty. He is crazy all day, poor thing.
Later, Bird Slip knew what had happened to Sun Bin, and discussed with Tian Ji, the minister of Qi State, the way to rescue Sun Bin: First, she sent someone to Wei in the name of giving gifts. Wei Huiwang was very happy to receive the gift. In the middle of the night, the birds mixed in the task sneaked into the pigsty. Sun Bin was really sad and happy to see him. He said, "I didn't expect a dead man like me to see you again!" " On the first night of the mission back home, Bird Slips hid Sun Bin in a sealed car, changed clothes and put them on by another person, but escaped from the pigsty. At dawn, Pang Juan is on a farewell mission, and the motorcade hiding Sun Bin has already started. A few days later, people pretending to be Sun Bin also ran back. Pang Juan didn't care, thinking that Sun Bin fell into the well and died! Who would have thought that by this time, Sun Bin had already arrived in Qi safely and became a guest of Tian Ji.
In the 16th year of Zhou Xian (353 BC), Wei Huiwang sent Pang Juan to attack Zhao State and surrounded Handan, the capital of Zhao State. The monarch of Zhao was very anxious, so he sent someone to Qi for help. Qi Weiwang promised to send troops and planned to worship Sun Bin as a general. Sun Bin refused, saying, "If I am disabled and become a general, people will laugh at Qi's absence." So instead, he worshipped Tian Ji as a general and Sun Bin as a strategist, and let him sit in the chariot and give advice. Sun Bin said to Tian Ji on the road, "Zhao is no match for Pang Juan. Handan has been occupied by Wei, so we can't catch up. It is reported that we are going to attack Xiangling. Xiangling is an important town of Wei. When Pang Juan heard the news, he must come back to save him. At that time, we will beat him halfway and win the battle. " Tian Ji thought it was a good idea, so he ambushed the army in a place called Guiling, which was the only way back from Wei Jun.
Sure enough, when Pang Juan heard that the Qi army was going to attack Xiangling, he panicked and said, "If Xiangling is lost, the capital Anyi will be shaken." He soon withdrew from Handan to rescue Xiangling. In this way, I just entered the encirclement set by the Qi army. Pang Juan hasn't figured out what's going on. His army was completely defeated. When he saw the word "Sun" written on the flag of the State of Qi, he couldn't help but be surprised: "Ah, this cripple is still alive, I was taken in by him!" Say and lead the beaten army, desperately deus ex, awkwardly escaped.
Tian Ji and Sun Bin made contributions, and Qi Weiwang praised them, which made Prime Minister Zou Ji jealous. He constantly spoke ill of Tian Ji to Qi Weiwang, which aroused the king's suspicion of Tian Ji. Tian Ji surrendered military power, and Sun Bin resigned as a military adviser.
When the news reached Pang Juan, he became proud again, thinking that he was invincible from now on. It happened that Zhao wanted to avenge Handan and unite with South Korea to fight Wei. After consulting with Wei Huiwang, Pang Juan decided to fight South Korea first, and then he led the national army to South Korea. South Korea was defeated, and seeing that the situation was not good, it quickly asked Qi for help.
In the eighteenth year of King Xian of Zhou (35 1 BC), Qi Weiwang revived Tian Ji and Sun Bin, with Tian Ji as the general, Tian Ying as the lieutenant and Sun Bin as the strategist, and sent 50,000 troops to South Korea. Sun Bin adopted the same strategy as the last one, "encircling Wei to save Zhao". Instead of directly saving South Korea, he attacked the capital of Wei (now Kaifeng City, Henan Province). At this time, the capital of Wei has moved from Anyi to Daliang.
As soon as Pang Juan heard that the country was in crisis, he had to withdraw his troops from South Korea. When he returned to the border of Wei, the Qi army had already entered Wei. Pang Juan carefully inspected the camp where the Qi army lived. The villain counted the stoves used by the Qi army for cooking and found that there were enough for 100,000 people to eat. He was surprised and thought, "How can we deal with so many troops?" When we caught up with the Second Camp of Qi Army, the stove was only enough for 50,000 people to cook. He thought to himself, "What is this?" Then chase them to the third camp where the Qi army has been stationed, and the stove is only enough for 30 thousand people to cook. At this time, Pang Juancai took a deep breath and said happily: "I have long known that Qi people are timid. Now, we have only been in Wei for three days, and more than half of the soldiers have escaped. It seems that it will take a few days to wash away the shame of the Guiling Campaign! " So he ordered to chase the Qi army day and night.
In fact, this is all a maze arranged by Sun Bin. At the moment, Sun Bin had been lying in ambush on Maling Road, just waiting for Pang Juan to die.
Maling Road, sandwiched between two mountains, is long and narrow. Pang Juan led the troops to come here, it was already midnight in late October, and there was no moonlight. Suddenly, the soldiers in front came to report! "The mountain road is blocked by wood and it is impossible to move forward." Pang Juan scolded them: "We have to report this! Obviously, ice cream is afraid that we will catch up with them and deliberately set up obstacles. Just drive them away! " When Pang Juan commanded the soldiers to move the wood, he found that all the trees around him had been cut down, leaving only a lonely tree at the foot of the mountain, which was faintly white. As soon as he saw it, the bark had been cut off and it was written with vague words. He quickly had the torch lit. Look! Ten characters stand out: "Pang Juan died under this tree! Military strategist Sun Shi. " Pang Juan shouted, "I was cheated by this lame man again!" " "The words sound just fell and I heard a whoosh, and countless arrows rained down on the place lit by torches, so Pang Juan made the arrow target of the Qi army, alas.
Subsequently, the Qi army pounced on Wei Jun from the hills on both sides, killing Wei Bing until he cried for his mother and knelt down for mercy. Sun Bin said, "Now I want you to go back and tell you that Wang Wei will pay tribute to Biao quickly, or we will go west and Wei will be finished!" Say and cut off Pang Juan's head. The Qi army returned home triumphantly loaded with trophies.
Tian Ji and Sun Bin returned home victorious, and Qi Weiwang gave a banquet to comfort them. Zou Ji, jealous of them, was embarrassed and resigned from Guo Xiang. Wang Wei worshipped Tian Ji as prime minister and wanted to give Sun Bin fief, but Sun Bin refused. He dedicated thirteen articles of the Art of War recorded by himself to Wang Wei, and then resigned as a recluse.
The thirteen articles of Sun Tzu's The Art of War that we saw today may have been handed down by Sun Bin. In fact, Sun Bin, as a great strategist during the Warring States Period in China, once summed up his own military experience and wrote a book called Sun Bin's Art of War, but it was later lost. It was not until 1972 that archaeologists excavated a number of bamboo slips from the Han tomb in Yinque Mountain, Shandong Province, that they discovered this book. This book is an extremely valuable material for studying military history. Sun Bin's record of the Battle of Maling in Sun Tzu's Art of War proves that Pang Juan was not shot by an arrow, but was taken alive. This corrected a long-standing mistake. Of course, no matter whether Pang Juan is shot or captured alive, there is no doubt that whoever conspires to harm others will not come to a good end.
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