What humorous sentences are there in Good Morning?

1, good morning, Sun; Good morning, Earth; Good morning, China; Good morning, dear pig. Get up quickly, the sun will disturb your ass.

2. Sleep away yesterday's fatigue, forget yesterday's troubles, open today's eyes and open today's beauty. Good morning, may my greetings moisten you like a cold morning!

3. It will gladly give your arm to the flying bird; Throw your heart into the sea, and it will be vast; Leaving your eyes to the sky is far-reaching; If I send my blessing to you, I will be very happy. Good morning!

4, often under pressure = the work is not bad! Frequent shopping = money to spend! Regular banquets = still worth it! Frequent dating = young! I often receive information = someone cares! I wish you happiness and success!

5. Have you ever had the same experience, turning over your wrist or reaching into your pocket, revealing your watch or taking out your mobile phone, looking at the time, restoring it, and suddenly finding that you didn't see what time it was? A new day, a new beginning. Good Morning, everyone!

6. The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you, and the last touch of purples in the sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you. In this spring season, I send my most sincere wishes: Have a nice weekend!

7. Say good morning. Good morning! Say you care in the morning. Did you have breakfast? Say hello to the early shift Did you sleep well last night? Sincerely send a morning blessing. Have a nice day!

8. I don't want to get up. I have no illusions after getting up.

9. I hope everyone will be kind to themselves and blame the object if possible. Good morning everyone.

10, as long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that cannot be dug down? Good morning!

1 1. After all, people who want to be rich can't be stumped by love. Good morning.

12, failure is not terrible, what is terrible is that you still believe this sentence. Good morning.

13. This story is pure fiction. If there is any similarity, please ask the day. Good morning.

14, I just slapped my wallet hard, either because I was angry or because I wanted my wallet to bulge. Good morning!

15, please don't always feel that the whole world has abandoned you, because the world has no time to talk to you at all. Good morning, Shinichi

16, everyone cares about whether you fly high or not, and whether you are tired or not. Only I am different, I don't care about you. Good morning.

17, the crowd looked for him for thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, the man was in the marriage registry. Good morning.

18, the same age as a flower, has grown into a fleshy one. Good morning!

I don't want to get up, I want to sleep until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

20. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.

2 1, getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me.

22. Since I set the alarm clock to restless, I have been rolling and crawling every day.

23. Next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

24. As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap.

25, look at the time is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep, I feel that I have grown up in bed today, and I am too lazy to get up on rainy days.

27. It is really perseverance in bathing, endurance in washing, and explosiveness in getting up.

28. People who can get up before eight o'clock in winter are forced by life.

29. I have been suffering from insomnia recently./kloc-I wake up every six hours-a group with difficulty getting up.

30. It's time to get up with perseverance and take a bath with courage.

3 1, I don't want to get up when I am sick. I would rather not eat than find someone to bring food. This is Zhu Dusheng's character.

32. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt was covered horizontally.

33. During the summer vacation, I will be scolded four times a day at home: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.

34. I watch the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

35. It took 26 minutes to get up this time. You beat 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over.