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Bees make friends with snakes The bee said, "I want to go to the river with you."

The snake said, "Yes. You must lie on my back. "

The bee landed on the snake's back and reached the river.

The snake swam for a while and felt very weak. It sank for a while and floated for a while. The bee suspected that the snake was hurting itself and stung the snake. The snake endured the pain and scolded, "People say my mouth is poisonous, but your stomach is even more poisonous!" "

When the hungry cat meets the hungry tiger, the tiger asks the cat, "There are many mice now. You, the cat's good brother, always feed on mice. Why are you so hungry? " Are there no mice in the world? "

The hungry cat sighed, "there are quite a few mice, but recently a group of mice are good at speculating and making profits." One by one, they all got into the magnificent place, and the guards were extremely tight. How dare I eat him? "

At the same time, he asked, "What about you? Brother Hu, you always eat people. Why are you so hungry? "

The hungry tiger sighed: "Alas, fewer and fewer people feel like people now!" " "

A big tree gave birth to many caterpillars, and the young leaves made them grow quickly.

Insects speak freely: "After becoming a butterfly, we will dance and sing for the tree and make due contributions to its rise!" " "They ate and chewed and ate up the tree.

Finally become a butterfly! The butterfly fluttered its beautiful wings and flew around the tree several times, saying, "This tree is too backward for our development."

Said, and flew away. ...