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6-person sketch, funny and short, can be memorized quickly, and the performance does not exceed 3 minutes.
I can do it.
Scene: A restaurant.
Props: two chairs and a table.
People: Qiangzi, restaurant owner, guest.
Plot: Narrator (Hadron hurried to the restaurant where he worked after class. He is a college student from the countryside, and his family is poor. The introverted Hadron decided to work to earn money, hoping to maintain his living expenses; If possible, you can also send money home. So he got two jobs, one as a busboy in a restaurant and the other as a tutor. Hadron trotted back and forth anxiously on the stage.
Hadron: (panting) Boss, I'm coming!
Boss: (deadpan) Your surname is Tuo. It took you so long. Go (pointing to the side) to mop the floor, wash the vegetables and clean the table first. Pass the menu when the guests come, will you?
Hadron nodded, then quickly mopped the floor, wiped the table, washed dishes, washed chopsticks and so on. Breathe and wipe your sweat with your hands. -Set off busyness with fast-paced music)
(Two guests swagger on the stage, both men and women wear sunglasses)
Boss: (All smiles) Welcome, welcome. With you two, our store is dazzling. Excuse me, what would you like to eat? Our dishes are very complete and delicious, including kung pao chicken, braised carp and steamed pork ribs with powder. ...
Female guest: (interrupting the boss, the mask is frosty and frowning) Why is the table so dirty? Oh, my skirt (jumps out of the chair)!
Boss: (whispering) Sorry, sorry, I'll clean it for you right away. (Turning around and shouting) Hadron, why did you clean the table? Come and clean the guests. (Hadron comes to clean the table and leaves)
(A few minutes later)
Boss: Hadron, serve the guests. Come on, what took you so long? (The boss exits)
Hadron is busy serving food one after another. The guests were intoxicated by the food and fell in love with each other very much.
Hadron: Here comes the soup!
The woman was so absorbed in eating and laughing that her arm accidentally spilled the soup.
Female guest: (jumping up from the chair quickly, pulling up her skirt and shouting) Oh, it burns me! My skirt.
Man: (Shouting) Boss!
Boss: (jumping out of a corner quickly) What's the matter, gentlemen?
Woman: ouch, ouch ...
Man: Hum, what's the matter? Look, I burned my girlfriend to death. What do you suggest? Either I call the police 1 10, or we go to the hospital for examination.
Boss: (turning around and giving Hadron a slap in the face, depressed) You, you, you. ...
Hadron: (burying his face) Ming, Ming. ...
Boss: What are you talking about? It's your fault to offend the guests. I will detain you this month, 50 yuan.
Hadron: (embarrassed) Me, me ...
Man: (impatient) OK, boss, what do you say?
Woman: ouch ...
Boss: I'm unlucky. I don't charge you for this meal, but I'll give you 50 yuan, okay?
Male guest: (pointing to hadron) Hum, boy, your boss is very insightful, so I won't argue with you today! (After receiving the money, she turns to her girlfriend) Xiaoli, let's call it a day and leave!
(The man snaps his fingers, and then the two of them come down.)
Boss: You are a jinx. I had been in trouble for eight generations when I met you. What are you still doing here? Go and clean up the dishes for Lao tze!
(all off the field)
(The background music is playing, and Hadron walks slowly on the road with his head down. He was hit by an oncoming person. When he turned around, he was hit by another person ... alluding to his collision in reality. )
Narrator: (Hadron dragged his tired body and more tired mind to another place. There, he found a job as a tutor himself. He knows that he needs to persist, and he must persist! He always believed that he could do it, and he would. )
Sketch creation editor:
1, go deep into life, be close to life, experience life, and find inspiration from life. We should use an artistic eye to discover and explore the theme. Huang Hong and Song Dandan, Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin, Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin's sketches "Selling Kidnappers" and "Selling Cars" are all familiar trivia in people's lives. Through their vivid performances, the audience laughed and had endless aftertaste.
2, the theme should be small, not big, to "make big problems small", not "make a mountain out of a molehill". Don't cover everything, and engage in "Gao Daquan". Sketch is best to reflect only one thing, or only one side of one thing. Themes with rich connotations and sufficient reasoning are about TV dramas or novels, so don't confuse them.
3, there must be paragraphs and "baggage", the language should be vivid, humorous and funny, and don't speak with a straight face. The most valuable thing about sketches is that the language is vivid, interesting and witty. We should skillfully use various rhetorical devices to avoid telling a straightforward story. Sometimes a word "borrow" can make the audience laugh. For example, Song Dandan's "A white front tooth was laid off in glory the year before last" and Zhao Benshan's "Later, the Taosheng remains the same" when he and his wife got back together are superb examples of language borrowing.
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