Who has a good joke? Make it interesting.

Dong Zhuo gave a banquet in honor of Lu Bu, Marotta and other confidants, accompanied by the story of Diusim. In order to test everyone's loyalty, Zhuo is famous for painting black breasts. During the dinner, the candle suddenly went out. When we looked again, everyone's hands were black and clean. Zhuosui enjoys cloth, smiles and likes to eat.

A recruit always lags behind when he gets up. When he is scolded, he buys dyes and puts them on his body, which looks like camouflage. He was the first to rush out of the barracks when the bugle sounded in the middle of the night. The chief praised him: very good! Dress neatly, but next time, pay attention to the Grenade hanging in the back.

A girl in our class puts a bag of milk on the heater when it is cold in winter.

At the end of class, I yelled at a boy sitting next to the heater, "* * *, help me turn the milk over."

The whole class laughed and didn't attend class in the morning.