Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - What are some short jokes?
What are some short jokes?
2. Just now on the bus, I heard an excellent mother teach her son to recite poems: "It's noon when weeding, and mother is the hardest;" Play mahjong in the afternoon and fight the landlord at night. " Is this world against the sky?
3. Just after taking a shower, my mother looked at me and suddenly said, "My niece looks like Sister Furong!" I petrified on the spot ... three seconds later, my mother said, "oh, no, it's hibiscus!"
4. One day, Xiaoding was flipping through a book and suddenly said to her mother, "That makes sense, it is good to open the book!" The mother listened and said happily, "OK, son! So mom asked you to read more books. " "Mom, there is a dollar in the book. I can buy ice cream!"
5. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. When it reaches 999, I will send it to you emotionally and say, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!
- Previous article:The thief's handwritten composition
- Next article:What should I do if I am not interested in my chosen major?
- Related articles
- What do you think of Gary getting off the bus?
- 1+ 1 joke, a little more, the funniest.
- Ask a joke that you think is the funniest!
- Is it good for you to seek medical advice online and donate blood for free?
- Classic humorous jokes short
- Humorous jokes about sleeping on your side.
- Watch out! Chewing betel nut may induce oral cancer.
- This joke is not pornographic.
- I've seen too many rural elderly people bring their children into the city. what do you think?
- What is the connotation of the sentence "Before a blade of grass is dead"?