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1+ 1 joke, a little more, the funniest.

I know a crosstalk expert who said that 1+ 1 equals 0. Why is it that because there are pancakes in the pot, you put one in it and it is equal to 0?

Zhao Benshan said that 1+ 1 is equal to 3, but in the case of miscalculation, Zhao Benshan said that it could be equal to several hundred million, but you didn't figure it out.

Another one is 1+ 1 equal to 1.

There is a 4-year-old Xiong Haizi who is very clever. His parents are more interested in training his IQ. Often give him some brain teasers. Many questions need to be considered by adults for a long time, and children will know the answers at a glance. One day, when my father went to work, he gave his children two math problems, 1+ 1+2, which was equal to several children. When his father went to work, he started swimming. I'm so happy. Four hours later, I was happy to hear the sound of opening the door. He said it was not good. Dad came back, so he took the computer and sat at the desk and looked at 1+ 1, which was equal to ... I really haven't made it yet, so I said, son, I'll give you a brain teaser to increase your IQ. Son: OK! Dad: There are five birds parked in the tree. I shot one with a gun. How many people are there? My son draws 5- 1 by hand. Oh, four fathers slapped me in the face. I killed one and the others flew away. No one answered. My son's face became ugly. Dad, have another bite. There are five fish in the fish tank. One is dead. How many people are there? Son 5- 1 was about to say that there were still four hearts left, but if Dad wanted to fight, he said there were none. Dad slapped the child and cried, but dad couldn't fly. How could it not be? It's like you're at home alone, and I'm coming back from outside. How many people are there in the room outside? Son: A man's father slapped him again, didn't he? The son beat him out of the house and said angrily? Why son: You scared me off when you came back. ...

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