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The thief's handwritten composition

1. The funniest composition written by primary school students

I was born in a very poor family. I remember when I was a child, my father's life was boring. I can only count money all day long, and so can my mother, who sweeps money all day long.

My family lives in the mountains, and it is very troublesome to go out to buy things every time. It takes five hours to drive a Porsche and four hours to drive a Mercedes. Although there are helicopters at home, it is difficult to find parking spaces there, which is quite inconvenient; I go shopping occasionally. My parents are afraid that I will be kidnapped, and I am protected by more than 20 bodyguards. Everyone will scare me away when they see me, so I have been rejected since I was a child. . . . . . Because my home is in the deep mountains, it is very cold every winter, and my father also says it is very troublesome to go out to buy things, so there is no heater in winter. . . No quilt. . I can only burn money to keep warm with my parents every day. . . And you can only sleep with money when you sleep (I definitely think the pound is warmer).

I remember when I was a child, I rushed out of the room and peed my pants because the room was too big. So my father put a small sheep motorcycle in my room, and let me rush out of the room with 1000 ping in 1000 minutes, cross the 5 km corridor and reach the 800 ping toilet (I often get lost in the corridor). Dad also asked someone to build another 20 shabby rooms with 250 small toilets in 600 ping, saying: If you get wet in the future, change rooms directly. If the room is not enough or too small, tell dad to ask someone to build more rooms. Our life is hard, so you must put up with it! ! Now that I think about it, Dad is really a kind person! !

I still remember one time, a thief broke into my dad's safe with explosives, causing the gold coins inside to keep rolling out and the thief was crushed to death. . . . . . . I feel sorry for the thief. . . . . Gold coins hurt when they crush people! ! He is not as lucky as the thief who was suffocated by money before. My mother often tells me that life in our family is very difficult ~ ~ so I have developed the spirit of hard work since I was a child. My future wish is to find 200 monsters who can only eat money, eat up all the money at home and avenge those poor thieves! !

2. The composition "Girls and Thieves" about thieves

The thief was chased. He ran into an alley and jumped into an old house. The old house is big, quiet and desolate. Just when he wanted to find a place to hide, a weak voice sounded behind him. "Who are you and who are you looking for?"

The thief was startled. Turning around, I saw a young girl staring at him with big eyes and asked.

"Bang ..." There was a quick knock at the door outside the yard, and the thief turned pale with fear.

The girl grabbed the thief's hand, pulled him to the door, opened the door and a group of people broke in.

"Did you see a thief come in?"

"no"

"My boyfriend and I are in the yard and have never seen a thief." The girl looks innocent.

The man in charge looked at the girl carefully to see if she was lying. But his eyes were fixed on the thief. "Is he your boyfriend?"

"Is that fake?" The girl leaned against the thief and said.

Those people left without seeing anything unusual.

"You, why do you want to help me?" The thief knows that the girl must know that he is the thief they are looking for.

"You must face your own difficulties, they are not born thieves."

Someone will defend the thief, and the thief can't help but look at the girl carefully. She doesn't look like someone with a brain problem.

Sit down for a while. They probably haven't gone far. The girl invited him to sit for a while.

"Are you here alone?"

"Yes, my home is not here. My grandfather left the house." The girl said sadly. "I am in poor health and seldom go out. Can you come to accompany me often? "

All right. The thief hesitated and agreed.

In the days to come, the thief will go to the old house to accompany the girl when he has nothing to do. He later learned that she had uremia. Although it is early, it is incurable in Abala! All he can do is spend time with her and tell her about the outside world. The appearance of the thief makes the girl's black and white world colorful, and she looks forward to his appearance every day.

On Valentine's Day this year, thieves appeared in front of girls with roses to show their love. Although she knew that he never stole anything after that day, she was terminally ill. How can she accept his love?

Every Valentine's Day, thieves bring a rose to woo her.

As the days passed, the thief lost weight.

One day, the thief told the girl with surprise that she was saved and he found a kidney for her.

On the eve of Valentine's Day this year, I am preparing for a kidney transplant for girls. Only then did the girl know that she wanted to replace the thief's kidney. He lost weight so fast because he not only sold blood every day, but also did a lot of heavy work in order to make up for her operation expenses as soon as possible.

The kidney transplant was a great success. The girl accepted the thief's kidney, but the thief was too weak to get off the operating table. ...

Every Valentine's Day, there will be a rose in front of the thief's grave with a note: Love your wife forever!

Yesterday, as usual, I went to the Sunday market. There are many people. I was squeezed in the crowd. I just feel my chest against my back, and I can't even breathe. I have to stick my head out of the seam to get some air Suddenly, I feel that someone has been moving next to me. There must be something wrong. I looked back and saw a man standing next to me putting his hand into another aunt's pocket. Aunt chose the menu again and didn't notice it at all. After a while, er, the man took out a pink wallet. Thief, what to do. My nervous heart is pounding, and I only feel warm all over. I dare not shout, but I can't watch people's wallets stolen. I stamped my foot violently, but my aunt seemed indifferent. I pushed forward as if I was standing unsteadily on purpose, but the thief gave way carelessly and turned to work. Slowly, there were fewer people, and the thief rushed out of the car. At this moment, I said loudly, Aunt, your wallet.

Aunt realized that she turned and ran after the thief. What if you find a thief? I told my mother about my confusion. My mother said, "If you meet a thief at home, you should call someone outside, or call 1 10 to call the police.

If you find that the thief has stolen everything and is ready to escape, you should carefully remember your appearance and escape direction.

If thieves drive, they can remember the model, color and license plate number of their vehicles, then they can't run away. It seems that when you meet a thief, you have to fight with the thief with wisdom and wit. I think if I meet a thief again, I should never be distracted again. However, I hope I will never see a thief.

4. How to write a composition on the topic of thieves? Who can give me a model essay? Being moved is great wealth, and being moved is great happiness.

There must be something moving you around us! Let's see what moves me around me! One day, I came to the flower market happily to buy flowers. There are so many flowers in the flower market! Just like the sea of flowers, the flowers in the flower market are really fragrant! Sweet enough to attract thousands of butterflies. There is a lively and lovely little girl selling flowers by the roadside. Her flowers were numerous and fragrant, which immediately attracted me.

Just as he was about to pick flowers, a sly uncle who didn't look like a good man was also picking flowers for a pretence. When she was about to buy flowers, the little girl shouted in horror, "Stop thief, stop thief, brother, your wallet has been stolen."

I turned around at once and saw that uncle ran away like a bullet, without a trace. However, the ancients often said, "good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil."

Uncle was caught red-handed by uncle security. In order to repay the little girl, I gave her 50 yuan, and the little girl refused.

The little girl's character really touched me. She is not afraid of bad guys, but dares to fight against them without asking for anything in return. There are many things around us that move us.

When you give someone a smile, when you pick up a piece of paper casually, you will touch someone's indestructible China heart. May 2008, 12, 14: 28, it was a sunny day, but it impressed countless people. At that moment, a rare earthquake measuring 8.0 on the Richter scale occurred in Wenchuan, located in the Sichuan earthquake zone, which caused billions of economic losses and instantly razed the towns of Nuoda.

However, what is more serious than the economic loss is people's mental loss-this earthquake caused more than 60,000 deaths, more than 300,000 injuries and countless people lost their loved ones! This series of shocking figures is sad, the earthquake is ruthless, and the disaster is avoided! However, even if the land is really terrible, the mother's comfort in the disaster is reassuring; Even if the earthquake is dangerous, the teacher's arms under the ruins make people feel safe; Even though the earthquake is cruel, it is really warm! In this earthquake, countless stories touched people-Chengdu taxi drivers spontaneously organized to go to the disaster area; The teacher saved 59 students with his own wisdom; The mother breast-fed her child, saving her life, but killing her. Brother carried his sister out of the disaster area 12 hours ... countless touching stories made us cry. However, there is a story that people who have heard it burst into tears; There is a short message, and everyone who has read it is moved by it; Have a sincere heart, all people are moved by it! That is an ordinary mother. Like many people, she was pinned down by the falling house, but the difference is that there is a baby under her.

Her thin shoulders resisted the huge concrete slab; Her bent spine blocked the heavy rubble; Her slender hands gripped the hard floor. She gently comforted the child: "Baby, don't cry."

The child looked at his mother in confusion and finally fell asleep. Gradually, my mother felt that she couldn't support herself. She tried her best to finish a short message: "Dear baby, if you are lucky enough to survive, you must remember that your mother loves you!" " This is my mother's last words and a declaration of mother's love! The child still fell asleep quietly, still with a sweet smile, without any panic, because he knew that the place with his mother must be beautiful, safe and warm … not only in the earthquake, but also after the earthquake, the true feelings are still infinitely warm! After the earthquake, Premier Wen immediately rushed to the front line and immediately launched rescue.

Thousands of children in Qian Qian gave their love, whether it was a quilt, a dress or a scarf, they all sent deep feelings to the people in the disaster area. With sincere hearts and smiling faces, people lend a helping hand to send warmth to the people in the disaster areas and build a bridge of life! Chinese people are indomitable and indomitable. As long as we unite and work together, there will be no insurmountable and invincible pain! I remember Premier Wen once said: "Mountains can move, but they can't shake the determination of China people in earthquake relief;" Water can stop it, but it can't stop the deep friendship of mainland compatriots! "Since the earthquake, all parts of the world have been supporting our country, and the rescue has never stopped. Time is life! PLA officers and men save lives day and night.

A soldier was admitted to the hospital several times. When he woke up and found himself leaving the "battlefield", he suddenly pulled out his needle and flew out. Comrades stopped him, he can't go any further! Saving lives again and again, I really can't stand sticking to my big body! In the face of the comrades who insisted on blocking, he abandoned the dignity of the soldiers, squatted down and cried to his comrades: "Please let me save another one!" This kind of kneeling is not cowardice or humiliation, but a soldier's commitment to the people and contribution to society! Both the great maternal love in the earthquake and the requirements for soldiers in disaster relief come from one word. This word does not need to be decorated with gorgeous language, nor does it have earth-shattering deeds, nor does it have a shocking sensation effect. Ordinary but dazzling, ordinary but touching. That word is love! This earthquake is not only a severe test, but also a dedication of love! Firm eyes tell me, warm blessings tell me, beautiful smiles tell me that earthquakes can't break our love! ! .

The thief in my eyes is the object that people hate. As long as something is missing from someone's home, people will undoubtedly say, "It must be a thief." But I have great respect for a kind of "thief" in our life.

There was a man whose family was very rich and his parents earned hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. Although his family is rich and his parents are not kind at all, he is kind. He "stole" some money from his parents' safe, then tricked his parents into going on a business trip and took time out to help those in need, such as the poor and the disabled. I admire what this man has done. Although "stealing" has certain disadvantages to some extent, he dares to do it and "steal" his parents' money to help others. Right?

I have such a neighbor. He often takes a plastic bag to the streets. When he saw a bottle or some rubbish, he bent down to pick it up and put it in the bag he had prepared. By doing so, he "steals" what others throw on the ground, which not only makes the city more beautiful, but also makes the city green. Isn't it right to do this?

Although the word thief literally describes the bad guys, some "thieves" have helped others, not only greening the city and making it more beautiful, but also making the poor feel the warmth of love and being loved. Is it a bit bad to be such a "thief"? This is what I call a thief.

6. If I am a thief, who will help me write my composition? I hope to adopt the answer.

"thief" is a dirty word for everyone, but for me, it is a beautiful career. It must be unbelievable to everyone, but please listen to me, for everyone's sake.

If I were a thief, I would steal the darkness. Because darkness will bring a lot of inconvenience to people's lives and devour people's hearts. Many crimes occur at night. Darkness provides a natural barrier for criminals to do whatever they want, so more people lose their way. So I want to be a thief of justice, let the light be a little more, and make people's hearts more pure.

If I were a thief, I would steal all the rubbish on the earth. Mother Earth is suffering more and more serious injuries. Waste water, waste gas and various harmful substances are hurting our mother earth to varying degrees. Let's have a look. Where is Mother Earth's high spirits in the past? She was left in front of our eyes, covered in injuries! She cried, and she was tired. Don't wait until she was scarred, human wake up? I want to be an environmental thief and let the earth regain its former style.

If I were a thief, I would steal those incurable diseases and harmful diseases. When human beings are tortured by diseases and killed by ruthless diseases, sadness hangs over us. At this time, I want to be a thief to eradicate diseases and make human tears less and joy more.

If I were a thief, I would steal the white hair from my parents' temples and make them younger, more beautiful and more radiant. At this time, I am a filial thief, which makes my parents happier. Healthier.

If I were a thief, I would steal everything in the world that is not conducive to human beings, steal all unhappy factors, throw them into a far-away black hole and never come back. I think everyone will like me as a thief!

7. What is the occupation of a thief who is called a "street mouse"? Yes, since the birth of mankind, they have also begun to spread.

They jumped into every house they had observed in Ming Rui. They shuttled through the bustling crowd, stretched out their "invisible" hands and threatened everyone with skilled technology. However, when they are strafed by dazzling light, it also means that the last moment of their work has come.

So they live a muddled life day by day. Maybe everyone seems to be used to thieves.

All kinds of means and tricks have been skillfully played out by these secret killers. They greedily manipulate the night and control the confused will of simple and honest people. Undoubtedly, this is a "compulsory course" for thieves.

First of all, they must be a person with keen insight. People often compare them to "mice stealing eyebrows." Their eyes can quickly observe a new good target, then "fly over the eaves" or gently put their hands in your bag, and then quietly walk away with their own trophies, leaving you with no concept and no trace of him. They are not Marx Marvin or David Copperfield. They have no super powers, but they can eat and wear.

Because they inadvertently caught everyone's weakness. They seize people's love to join in the fun. Their evil eyes must be hidden in the crowd. When people get together and talk loudly, you should be vigilant. Maybe they have quietly laid hands on you.

Perhaps they are smart enough to seize another opportunity. People always ignore something in their busy work, study and life, such as an open window.

The thief took the opportunity to enter, climbed the wall like lightning, and looked around for the valuables he wanted. People have no hope at all. They won't let the opportunity slip away from them.

They also gradually learned to choose their jobs carefully. They keep up with the trend of the times and keep an eye on the fat "nouveau riche" They are also out-and-out cold-blooded killer, and they won't give up unconditionally despite your repeated entreaties.

The thief's working ability is really amazing. They're like monitors and bugs. They dig out the "loopholes" they want from people, step by step. I think people can only get out of their clutches if they wrap themselves in front of themselves and don't leave any mistakes.

8. As we all know, there are often some people in the society who are not doing their jobs and making money secretly. But in some crowded places, some people put their hands into other people's wallets when they are not looking, and slip away as soon as they touch the money. They are thieves. I met them once.

Last weekend, my parents and I went shopping in Qingnian Street. When we got home, we had to take bus No.83. As soon as we arrived at the station, a no.83 bus just came. Our family got on the bus.

There were too many people on the bus, so I huddled with my parents for about a minute before I found a more free place. The person who happened to be sitting next to me left, so my mother let me and my father sit in that seat. No matter how I give up, my mother won't sit. I have no choice but to obey my mother's orders. ; I don't know how long I sat there, but my father turned his head as if to ask my mother some questions. He happened to see a young man in his twenties fumbling in his mother's wallet. Fortunately, he was quick-witted and saw all this at once, and then jumped up from his seat, stretched out his fist fearlessly like a stone, and rushed up to give the thief a punch with lightning speed. Dad's behavior shocked the whole car, and the thief immediately reached out and didn't know how to deal with this embarrassing scene. Although he gave the thief a punch, his father was still worried: he grabbed the thief's clothes angrily and shouted, "What are you doing!" " As he spoke, he tried to slap the thief, but he dodged. Just then, the sound of "Minyuan Road is here" came from the front of the car, and the door suddenly opened. The thief broke free from his father and ran away at once. Dad tried to chase, but his mother stopped him. He said unconvinced, I will spare you today. If you come again, I will never forgive you! "

Suddenly, my father's heroism came to my mind, and the thief's treachery and cunning surprised me. Ladies and gentlemen, be careful when you go out in the future.