Harbin eats jiaozi jokes.

Funny joke: I ate jiaozi at home, because I got too much Chili oil, and I accidentally choked and coughed. Immediately, my father hurried to pour water. Watching my father bring water, I reached for it, but I was slapped open. Dad put the water in front of his mother and said thoughtfully, Honey, be careful when you eat jiaozi. Don't choke. I'll pour you a glass of water here. Drink it if you feel spicy! Me: ...

Funny joke: There is an English brother in the research room who has been studying in Beijing for half a year. I asked him how he learned Chinese. He said it was hard to die at first. English has only 26 letters, but Chinese has 23 initials and 24 finals. Add four tones, the permutation and combination will collapse, and then there are 2500 commonly used Chinese characters to memorize, which is almost fatal. But since one day he mastered the common word "lying Cao", communication suddenly became extremely easy. . .

Funny joke: Daughter-in-law asks me: "Husband, there is a question that I have been holding in my heart for a long time." In those days, so many beautiful women and rich girls gave their lives to chase you. How can you chase me in every way? " I sighed: "From small to large, they chased me only to see my handsomeness and extravagance, but you love my talent, and it is enough to have a confidant in life ... By the way, you said that my articles and I are quite antique, like several characters in the Three Kingdoms, but they asked you but didn't answer. Should you tell me today? " The daughter-in-law nodded and smiled: "Yan Liang, Wen Chou."

Funny joke: My stomach is upset recently. Let my mother cook some porridge and I'll go home to drink it at night. When I got home, I found a bowl of meat. I asked my mother doubtfully, "I have a stomachache. Why do you still cook meat dishes?" Mom: "Oh, I forgot, why don't you stop eating?" "But I am greedy." "Then you put the meat in front of you, take a look at the meat and have a bite of porridge, just consider it meat, and the problem will be solved."

Funny joke: I: "Husband, when we have money, you propose to me again. Can we get married again? " Husband: "Yes! But I also have a request. " Me: "Go ahead!" Husband: "Just don't say yes when I propose."

Funny joke: the wife says: the child's grades can't go up. Two months later, you will help the children with math and I will help them with Chinese. What if the exam results of the courses they tutor are low? Who will cook for a month? Husband: That's a good idea. Let's get started. After a while, my daughter's test scores came down, 85 in Chinese and 90 in math. My wife saw the result and went to cook glumly. At the dinner table, my daughter said, mom, I deliberately made my Chinese score lower than that of math because my father's cooking was terrible.