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Look at rabbits and black people. Aren't they rivals? What happened today? What happened?
Rabbits often beat turtles in running. Once, the rabbit wanted to race with the tortoise again and proudly said, "We'll see who runs faster." The tortoise ignored the rabbit, and the rabbit sang, "Tortoise, you run too slowly to go home at night." The tortoise was very angry and said, "Let's compete." The hare and the tortoise stood on the line, ready to shoot. The tortoise just took a step. The rabbit thinks the tortoise climbs too slowly, and I can't keep up with it when I sleep. The tortoise climbed onto the rabbit, and the rabbit fell asleep. The tortoise climbed forward by itself. The tortoise is only a few steps away from the finish line. The rabbit woke up, looked at the back and said to himself, "Before the slow tortoise came, the rabbit looked forward, alas! It is not good for the tortoise to reach the finish line. " The rabbit ran to the finish line at once. The rabbit said, "Why am I slower than the tortoise?" The tortoise said, "You fell asleep on the way." Hearing this, the rabbit bowed his head in embarrassment. Rabbits will never be proud again.
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